- I feel like we're in a 90's commercial
right now for cereal.
- Bah bah bah bah bah. - Bah bah bah bah sour patch.
(laughter)
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- Today, we are trying out
Sour Patch Kids cereal.
- I'm actually really scared for my life.
- Yeah. - I'm scared,
I don't know what to do.
- Sour Patch Kids, do you like them?
- I love...
They're my favorite candy.
- I know you like Sour Patch Kids.
- I do. - I like Sour Patch Kids.
- What about sweet and sour chicken?
I love sweet and sour chicken.
- What does this have anything to do with it?
- Sour then sweet.
- I'm really scared.
- These just look like little colorful turds.
- Are you okay? - No.
Milk creeps me out sometimes
and the fact that it's gonna be sour milk?
(gags) - That's their tagline like,
"First they're sour, then they're sweet."
So, I'm like, "What is that gonna do to this milk?"
- I like Fruit Loops.
- I just had them this morning.
- Oh really? - Yeah.
- Okay.
- You're too excited about this.
- I'm just trying to be positive.
- All right, bring on the Sour Patch Kids cereal.
- Let's try it. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Give it to us.
- You can smell it from the top
and it smells like a bag of Sour Patch Kids.
- So I initially hated it and then I loved it?
(laughter) And so I feel like
that's their brand.
- That smells so good.
- Oh, they're so small.
- Don't put your hand in there.
- It smells like cardboard
and Flinstone Vitamins. - Well, that is literally
because this is a bag of cardboard
and little items of sugar so yes.
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- Try it. - You ready, Evan?
- Yeah. - I'll pour your cereal.
- Are you one of those crazy people
who puts milk in first?
- They're smaller than I thought.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Based on this,
I thought these would... - Much, much smaller.
- I'm like, "Why would you just have a bowl of..."
Then you have a bowl of milk.
- I feel like they kinda look like kids.
- It's like eating little people.
- You're pouring a lot of milk.
- Pour it up, cheers.
- Pour it up, pour it up.
- I'm one of those people who only like a little bit of milk
like a little splashy splash.
Do you like a lot?
See, I don't like it getting soggy.
- I like the right amount of milk.
- I'll put a lot of milk when I eat cereal.
- You do? - Yeah.
- Should I do... - I mean,
you do it your way.
- Ready? - No.
- Okay, me either.
(laughter)
(soft music)
(crunching)
- Okay, okay.
(groaning)
There are layers to this.
- I'm confused (chuckling).
- You don't taste a little bit of sour?
- Not too much.
- I feel like I went on a roller coaster.
(giggling) 'Cause I didn't like it
and then I was like, "Not bad."
And then it came back to being like,
"Okay, no, I hate this."
And then I was like, "Wait a minute, wait a minute,
"let the flavor sit."
- The sourness is freaking me out.
- It does taste like Sour Patch Kids
and it doesn't get sweeter, it just stays sour.
- This is not as upsetting as I thought it would be.
- I feel like I'm eating candy,
which feels wrong for breakfast.
- I feel like I'm eating cereal.
- If you just wanna scoot to...
Yeah, get a little bit of milk.
It does taste like it has...
It absorbs the sweetness of it.
It's not that bad.
- This tastes like a cereal from the 90s.
- Fruit Loop?
- Is that the one with the bird?
- SO it has the aftertaste of Trix the whole entire time
but then it's sour.
- I don't even know what Trix tastes like.
- It does taste like a slightly sour,
a hint of sour Fruit Loops.
(laughter) - Silly rabbit,
Trix are for kids. - Oh, okay.
I was just gonna say,
these taste like sour Fruit Loops.
- Yo.
- It's truly a trick.
Wow.
Plot twist.
Sour Patch Kids are all a marketing ploy for Trix cereal.
This is the rabbit's doing.
He literally made this cereal
and it's all gonna be like,
"Gotcha, it's actually just sour Trix."
- Honestly, I think it's a revenge
on the children that never gave him any.
- Oh.
He is, he's trying to get them all back.
- I would probably buy this.
- We're trying it without the milk.
- It tastes like straight candy when you just eat it.
- Holy (bleep). - Yeah.
- It's like a kids cereal.
- Would I eat this again?
I don't eat cereal in general so
that's not a valid question for me (laughter).
- I'm not mad at it. - Yeah.
- It's not gross.
- It just tastes like any other cereal.
- I would eat it again.
- I'm sure children will enjoy this.
I am not a child.
- I wouldn't probably eat it again.
- Why do I keep eating it?
(laughter)
I'm hungry, though.
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