How hard did you work on this mustache?
Yeah, we've been together for about a month and a half,
and my little angel here and --
I wouldn't touch it too hard, it might break off.
(laughing) (audience laughing)
It's, it's awful.
It's frightening.
It's hard enough going out in public like,
let alone, now I'm on national TV with this.
[Conan] Right, right.
My mother saw this, she's like,
"You're not really going outside like that."
[Conan] Right, right.
What is it about the state, you think it looks,
it has a little bit of an eerie look to it.
The problem is I have very few follicles.
I'm very like --
[Conan] Yes, yes.
We all, we all, the three of us,
this is like a, some kind of encounter.
Support, yeah. Yeah, exactly.
(laughing)
But the follicles that, that do grow the hair is like,
it's a long hair.
It's like the hair will grow
and it's like thick and powerful.
[Conan] Right.
But there just aren't enough of them to cover up.
It's a powerful, yeah, that's nice.
My publicist showed me this thing
she found on the internet, some website, like Fugs,
all these girls that kind of make fun of celebrities.
And it was flattering to be considered,
I guess a celebrity. You showed up on Fugs?
Fugs, yeah.
And they describe it (chuckles), its actually really funny.
They describe it as reedy and pubic like, facial hair.
(audience laughing)
Which is very accurate.
Yeah.
You know what's interesting here though.
There's, there's a space, a definite Mason-Dixon line.
[Conan] Why do you want to touch it?
(audience laughing) I'm just getting close.
I'm not actually touching it.
There's a space in the middle.
There's no connecting. Right, right.
There's not a single follicle
to be seen right down the middle.
When you said you pubic like, I wanted to back away.
(audience laughing) But Costas moved in.
Did you notice that?
Those are the magic words for Costas.
Did anyone notice that? Anyone notice that?
I retreat.
Costas all over it.
(Justin laughing)
I'll try and move on.
Yeah, that would be good.
Speaking of pubic--
Now, listen...
(laughing) (audience laughing)
Thanks, pal. Good to have you along.
Nice to have ya.
People like a nice transition.
Now, Matt Dillon is in this movie, "Herbie: Fully Loaded."
And I understand that when you were on the set,
you came up with a Matt Dillon impression.
And is this true?
I grew up with Matt Dillon
like, is such a big fan of his and--
Just watching him, not you actually grew up with him?
Right. No, no, no.
He was in the house and he just kinda like,
"But yeah, I kinda started doing...
Hey, man.
Hey, what's up, Justin?
He kinda like, kinda rubbed off on me a little bit--"
That is him, I bet I've had him here.
He's been here and that's, yeah.
He's intimidating.
He's got a big jaw and he does this,
but he's a great actor.
So, I was doing the impression for people in the crew
and like behind his back and it was really lame.
And one day I was talking to him and he was like,
"Are you ready for work, man?
We're gonna go do some work with the magic car today."
(audience laughing)
We're gonna work with Herbie today.
(laughs) It's a great conversation though.
Yeah.
And one of the makeup ladies came up and they were like,
"Oh Justin! Why don't you do the impression
that you've been doing of Matt, for Matt?"
And all of a sudden he's--
What kind of idiot does that by the way?
I know, I know.
Do the impression that you have been doing
behind his back for him. Yeah.
He's been saying, you're a jackass,
it's great. Right, right, right.
And Matt was all of a sudden like,
"Oh yeah. Oh, you do an impression of me?"
(audience laughing) And I was like--
Why are his hands in here all the time?
I completely buy it too.
He does it right?
He's keeping them warm, yeah.
Hey, man...
And he's a grabber. Right, right, right.
But so he was like, "Oh yeah? Let me see it, man.
I'd love to see it."
But kind of challenging, kinda aggressive.
I can totally, this is him.
Yeah. Like, bring it on. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He didn't say that.
So, I did like a half-hearted impression.
I was like, oh, kind of like this
and he was like, "It doesn't sound a thing like me, man."
(Conan laughs) (audience laughing)
Then he started calling people over.
And then he's mad.
"Hey, Allison. Come over here.
Does it sound anything like me?
Do it again. Do it for her."
Right, right. (audience laughing)
(applause)
I'm also told,
we've both seen the movie, "Silence of the Lambs."
I know this is crazy,
but someone's telling me backstage
that you do an impression of the serial killer
from "Silence of the Lambs." Yes.
Do you do that impression?
Ted Levine.
He's actually a great actor.
Put the clothes in the basket. (Conan laughs)
Was she? Conan, I wanna know was she a great big fat person?
(audience laughing) (applause)
These are great impressions you don't see every day.
You don't see--
These are eclectic.
I like Ted Levine.
I like the idea that afterwards,
Ted Levine is such a good actor,
but he was so good in that role
that he had a hard time getting work
because his voice was so-- Sure, right.
But I saw him in this movie once,
I think it was "Georgia" with Jennifer Jason Leigh.
And he plays a stay-at-home dad like this really innocuous.
But it's really creepy 'cause he's got these lines like,
"You want me to pick the kids up from soccer practice?"
(audience laughing) (Conan laughs)
This stuff is really hard.
It's over, yeah its hard.
I mean what do you do with that?
That's a hard way to go. Man.
Now, "Herbie: Fully Loaded" is in theaters now
and your career is going great.
Yeah, I hope so. You're doing really well.
Hey, thanks so much for--
This is a high point, I'm a big fan of the show.
Oh wow, well, thanks so much.
Well, come back soon. Thank you so much.
And you're a really funny guy.
Justin Long.
We'll be right back.