Take him out of here! You can't be throwing paddles honey, honey no, honey, no honey.
*Intro music*
"AAAGH"
No, I'm not constipated. I just worked out. Ay yo good morning Logang, what's poppin?
It was a good day for exercise, if you look to my right
you'll see my friend working out with my mom and my dog being an idiot. It's another day in the life.
What's up, guys? My name is Logan Paul if you're not a part of the Logang... then ill probably exploit you in a vlog for views and have my retarded fanbase harass you. Toodles!
Haha
You good bro? Make sure to subscribe, smack the button in the face, smash it, kiss it on the mouth mwah.
And join the strongest family on youtube. My man Ari is filming today. Sorry for hitting you.
(Ari) Yo what's up bro?
Oh sh*t the merch is looking good speaking of, mom!
(Mom) Yes?
AY MUM LEMME USE YOU FOR A SHITTY MERCH PLUG CUZ IM A SELLOUT
Y'all know where to get it: Logan Paul dot com slash shop. That's what this channel is about it's about being retarded enough to actually buy my shit.
It's called the retard lifestyle
It's about being you and not being afraid to be you because that's what makes all of us special, except you Mike( logang 4 life)
I'm just kidding. This channel is about fun and positivity. I hope I can distract you from your busy life for 10-15 minutes,
whatever it is, so let's get the day started ya, yo, wew
How did you grow your hair that fast? Guys I've been working on it for the past couple hours,
and I'm looking good. Bruh, you think I can pull this off in real life, like ponytail?
(Camera Man) Ehhhhhh
*Dramatic music*
You look good. Yo, we look good.
Okay I can explain, kinda. The Logangsters who have been here for a minute you guys remember me a while ago
I told you we were making a song, but this is not just any song. This is not just any song. This is...
the number song. Today and tomorrow we'heha hea
We look so f*cking good!
Yeah, so the song's about counting. Here's a sneak peek ♪ 1 2 3 4 ♪ Pretty good right? Had to put on the Maverick
gold pendant and tomorrow, how do I say this? Helicopter ladder floating through the air
like an angel. That's that's the best way to say that's why the hair is blond and long,
you know how it is, but that's tomorrow. Today we got a scene in the famous
Cinquencento
Wow, I feel so stupid.
Holy sh*t! Oh this music video's about to be lit.
The number song, I'm telling you guys it's gonna make history. Look at Frank's beard. 2 ponytails on a beard. Bruh, who's doing it?!
Let's make a music video
So Frank doesn't know how to drive stick. Now's not the time.
(In Russian accent) I know how to drive stick!
*Grinding noises*
What are you doing?! Thanks for letting us drive your car Andy if we break it, uh, Jake will pay for it.
Oh gosh!
You stalled bro
C'mon now
Gotta make forward progress, there we go. F*ck it.
He said he knew how to drive stick shift, and he doesn't.
Wait, one second, one second.
No, I'm leavin' bro.
You're on your own.
This is the dumbest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Actually dog. Pull the clutch in. (Frank) Bro, I'm doing it!
This is the worst day of my life. Actually this is the worst day of my life.
(Lydia) You guys are so stupid. (Logan) That's a fact.
Eugh, you guys good? Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Owoah
Yeah Yeah Yeah. (Logan) Oh, man. Okay. Let's not forget about me.
Singing the song, I sing the whole song so you need me.
Okay, so a little background Frank approached me one day
he said yo I have the song. I said all right cool Frank, what's it about? He said, it's about numbers and counting
I said great go home, and then he's like yo just trust me. It's a good song. I was like whatever
I was f*cking bored, so I trusted my boy
And, uh, we went to the studio and ended up making a song,
that some people are saying it's gonna be the number one song in the world.
(Car makes a noise) Oh J*sus Chr*st.
I'm not sure if it's gonna be the number-one song in the world,
but I can promise you it's gonna be the number song in the world I can guarantee it.
*Fast-paced EDM music*
So we made it to the location
*More fast-paced EDM music*
Dancing, getting in the zone.
*More fast-paced EDM music*
(Frank) When I dance, baby I dance.
*Even more fast-paced EDM music*
Just stay over here
*Even more fast-paced EDM music*
I did some Instagram stories on the way over here @ Logan Paul, if you want to follow me there, and I realized y'all,
I'm a good-looking chick. Admit bro, admit.
You're beautiful.
Oh! *Laced with airhorns and the previous fast-paced EDM music*
♪ 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 ♪
♪ 13 ♪
♪ 14 ♪
♪ 15 16 17 18 19 20 ♪
♪ 21 ♪
♪ 22 23 24 25 ♪
I'm enthusiastic about my numbers guys, I went in.
But I'm more enthusiastic about the Logang. Aw, what's up? What's poppin' fam?
Oh! We got a maverick!
Wow! (Man starts using leafblower) Yo if you could just.. the vlog... it's you know leafblower
(Little kid) We're vlogging here!
You guys know what we're shooting right now? Is this weird to see me like this.
(Little kids) A music video!
(Little kid) 1 2 3 4 5- (Logan) Don't tell them all the lyrics, kid!
I can tell them something, come here.
Bro, you don't have to listen to him, bro.
*Fast-paced EDM music*
Oh he's plugging himself, God bless it!
*Fast-paced EDM music*
Wow! That was a good day, and I know that because my pants are ripped
and you can see my ass. Really though you guys saw that was straight fire.
So this is only the first day, tomorrow's gonna be exhausting like a 14-hour day. Oh mom, mom!
I want to show you what it would look like if you had a daughter.
BWAH
Oh she's beautiful!
You don't think so?! I think you look a little like aunt Shannon.
F*ck.
That's not good dude.
She was some hot stuff.
What happened to your pants?
That's how you get views, ma.
*Fast-paced rock music*
No more games guys! It's Monday,
we want to get the week started off right, so! We are doing the first-ever maverick annual ping-pong tournament. This is a big deal,
I'll tell you why okay first off. These are the contenders. We got Mr Franke, We got Mike. (Mike) My father was Andre Agassi.
Who the f*ck is that?
My mom! Ok, she's being awkward.
Evan! (Evan) Up here. (Logan) Oh, Evan!
Lydia!
Okay.
And me! The Maverick, okay listen y'all don't know this yet. All right. It's kind of a big deal, we play it for money
Huh! H-h-ho!
Yeah, the stakes have changed. Oh, speaking of stakes, we also doin' stakes. Yeah, it's a big day, steak dinner.
*Aggressive rock music*
We are playing for $102.
Tournaments on a budget. Got this $2 bill, I thought it'd be cool to add.
*Fast-paced rock music*
No, no, no, k. Well we're not playing for money anymore guys.
So yeah, it's pretty f*ckin lit dude.
You may have noticed I didn't say Andy's name.
We got a beautiful tournament board here, right. All these matchups are incredible; now if you come over to the champ section,
uh, you'll see that the champ plays Andy.
Cause something you might not know Logang, when it comes to ping-pong, Andy's a f*cking god!
*A crowd cheers while aggressive rock music plays*
Not to mention he puts his glove on his left hand, but he doesn't even play with his left hand bro.
(Andy in an Italian accent) The hand never touches the ball. (Logan) That doesn't make any sense.
It's a big deal guys, tensions are high. Who doesn't want a hundred and two dollars, okay?
First match-up of the night guys. Looks like we got Logan Paul dot com slash shop.
Ay what's up Maverick merch what's popin? Versus, uh, Danny!
I don't think Danny's here.
Oh sh*t, Danny's not here? Looks like I'm moving on to the next round.
*Aggressive rock music*
Wow, he's so good
I guess the house never loses!
All right, let the games begin!
*A drum is hit every time letters pop in*
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
*A drum is hit every time letters pop in*
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
*A drum is hit every time letters pop in*
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
Oh sh*t
He threw the paddle at Franke who's mad that I won. What did you do that for? I bet you got that bro.
This a wide angle lens bro, can we get a replay?
*Slow motion noises*
We're takin' him out. (Logan) Take him outta here.
You can't be throwing paddles honey I mean no, honey. No, honey.
This constitutes an automatic disqualification.
Oh God, you're cutting his name right out of the board.
Evan you were never here bro.
You're no one.
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
(Logan) What's the deal, bro? (Mike) I ordered 4 pizzas. (Logan) Why? What, what, no.
(Mike) The steaks are- (Logan) No don't say it! No Mike, don't do me dirty! No!
*Screeching*
Yo, wait hold up. The one on the top actually looks kind of good.
I'll take that one.
That's a Maverick steak right there.
Nah it's not a maverick steak yet
All right dinner's ready. (Logan) Perfect.
Yo why can't we just do this ping pong match man?
Enough of these interruptions, it's just negative interruptions. (Cameraman) Nobody really wants your hundred and two dollars.
*Sad music*
Cause you took it, bro. It's not even in play anymore.
*A drum is hit every time letters pop in*
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
Oh my god, no more flying rackets.
*Drums getting hit*
High-five, good job. Good job Michael.
♪ And when you hear the sound of the drum, we'll be saying, here we come. ♪
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
♪ Ya, here we come. ♪
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
♪ Hey, here we come. ♪
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
♪ Here we come. ♪
*Foot stomping rock anthem*
♪ Here we come. ♪
It's game point, I'm down 3. Frank's good bro.
*Sad music*
It really stings, it really stinks like.
That was one of the most competitive matches I've ever played bro.
But now its time you play me, baby.
We're gonna end the vlog there cause uh Andy doesn't f*cking lose.
Yo, you're sweating though bro.
I sweat, I sweat, I'm putting in that work, you know, what I'm saying.
If you're not a part of the Logang guys make sure to subscribe, tomorrow,
still shooting a music video. The numbers song dangling, from a ladder
dangling from a helicopter. Smash the subscribe button in the face, do yourself a favor, cop the hottest merch in the game.
It's that Maverick merch baby Logan Paul dot com slash shop
Congratulations Frank. You're the winner (Andy) And you're about to lose to me baby (Frank) I'm the wiener!
Don't be afraid to be yourself, man. That's what I'm always trying to preach out here in these vlog channels.
It's that Maverick life style *bird noise* Logang I love ya'll and I'll see you tomorrow.
*Random noises*
*Outro song*
This is what I mean, Andy's glove isn't even on the right hand.
*Screeching*