>> NO FOOTBALL PRO OR FOOTBALL KNOW.
>> James: IN A MOMENT, WE'LL BE JOINED BY SIX
CONTESTANTS.
ALL OF THEM WILL BE HOLDING FOOTBALLS, AND
WHEN I SAY FOOTBALLS, I MEAN FOOTBALLS, WHAT WE ON
PLANET EARTH CALL FOOTBALLS, NOT WHAT YOU IN
AMERICA CALL FOOTBALLS.
NOW, THREE OF THE CONTESTANTS ARE EXTREMELY
SKILLED FOOTBALLERS, AND THREE OF THEM HAVE HARDLY
EVER TOUCHED A FOOTBALL IN THEIR LIVES.
IT WILL BE YOUR JOB TO TRY TO WORK OUT WHO HAS GOT
THE SKILLS TO PAY THE BILLS, AND WHO PAYS THEIR
BILLS JUST BY A DIRECT DEBIT LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
DOES THAT MAKE SENSE?
>> VERY MUCH SO, YES.
>> James: LET'S BRING OUT OUR CONTESTANTS.
VICK, ALICIA, LAURA, ANDY, MATON, AND KAYLIN.
JASON, YOU CAN ASK QUESTIONS TO FIND OUT IF
THEY'VE GOT THE APPROPRIATE SOCCER SKILLS.
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
LET'S SEE.
SO, UM, I'M JUST CURIOUS -- ANDY, WHERE ARE
YOU RIGHT NOW?
>> I'M IN WHITTIER, CALIFORNIA.
>> CALIFORNIA, OKAY.
ANDY, DO YOU THINK THAT -- IS USING YOUR HANDS LEGAL
IN FOOTBALL, OR SOCCER?
>> IT IS DEFINITELY NOT LEGAL.
THAT IS A NO, NO.
>> IF YOU WOULD HAVE SAID YES OR NICKEL AND DIMED
ME, OBVIOUSLY THE GOALIE COULD USE IT.
IT WAS A GOTCHA QUESTION.
AND THE ONLY PERSON THAT GOT GOT WAS ME.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: LET'S GO TO
ALICIA.
>> LET'S GO TO ALICIA, OKAY.
>> James: ALICIA, WHEN DID YOU START LEARNING
SOCCER?
>> UM, I STARTED WHEN I WAS, LIKE, FIVE.
I PLAYED FOR A COUPLE OF YEARS AND THEN I STOPPED,
AND THEN I STARTED IN HIGH SCHOOL AND COLLEGE AGAIN.
>> YOU GOT AWAY FROM THE GAME.
DID YOU PLAY ANOTHER SPORT WHEN YOU WENT AWAY?
>> I PLAYED SOCCER -- I MEAN SOFTBALL FOR A LITTLE
BIT.
>> James: THAT WAS A SLIP OF THE TONGUE.
>> EXACTLY, YEAH.
>> James: I'M INTRIGUE BY VICK.
VICK, WHAT POSITION DO YOU PLAY IN THE TEAM?
>> MID-FIELD.
>> James: MID-FIELD.
WHO WOULD YOU SAY YOU MODEL YOUR GAME ON, WHICH
PLAYER?
>> A COLOMBIAN PLAYER, THE ONE THAT HAS THE FUNNY
HAIR.
HE HAS REALLY LONG, CURLY HAIR.
>> James: OH, I KNOW HIM.
>> VICTOR LOOKS LIKE HE HAS THE REST OF MY BEARD
OR I STOLE HIS MUSTACHE.
[LAUGHTER] >> James: YOU'RE
ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
THAT IS VERY, VERY GOOD.
LET'S GO TO -- LET'S GO TO MATAN.
MATAN, HOW ARE YOU DOING?
TALK TO US ABOUT YOUR FOOTBALL KNOWLEDGE.
>> WELL, I'M AN ISRAELI, SO YOU KNOW THAT'S OUR
NUMBER ONE SPORT IN THE COUNTRY.
WE ALL START PLAYING AND TRAINING FROM A VERY, VERY
YOUNG AGE.
>> James: WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE ISRAELI SOCCER
STAR?
>> OOH, PROBABLY YOSI BELLIUN.
>> James: I'M SO HAPPY YOU SAID THAT.
I'VE BEEN WAITING FIVE YEARS, 800 SHOWS, 791
SHOWS, TO MENTION YOSI BELLIU.
MATTAN, THAT'S A GREAT ANSWER.
>> WHO IS NEXT?
LAURA OR KAYLIN.
>> James: HOW MANY KEEP PEE UPPIES CAN YOU DO WITH
A FOOTBALL?
>> I WANT WANT TO SAY 300.
>> James: KAYLIN, YOU THINK YOU CAN DO 15 AND
YOU DROP THE BALL AND THEN CARRY ON?
>> YEAH, I STILL COUNT IT, THOUGH.
>> James: THAT JUST MEANS YOU CAN DO 15.
IF DROPPED BALLS COUNT, I CAN DO A MILLION.
OVER THE COURSE OF MY LIFETIME, BUT I WILL DROP
THE BALL EVERY THREE BALLS.
>> YEAH.
BUT, YOU KNOW, TO HER CREDIT, SHE GETS RIGHT
BACK UP THERE AND SHE TRIES TO KEEP IT UP AGAIN.
I APPLAUD THAT.
>> James: LET'S GO TO LAURA.
LAURA, WHEN DID YOU START PLAYING SOCCER?
>> HI.
SO WHEN I MOVED TO THE U.S. WHEN I WAS 10, I
DISCOVERED WOMEN'S SOCCER, AND I FELL IN LOVE.
>> THERE YOU GO.
YEAH.
>> James: AND YOU'RE DOING TRICKS, YOU CAN DO
KEEPIE-UPPIES AND ALL THOSE THINGS?
>> AT THE BEGINNING I WAS TERRIBLE, I HAVE TO ADMIT.
BUT I PRACTICED AND I BECAME GOOD.
>> PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT.
>> James: IT IS ABSOLUTELY CRUNCH TIME.
MAKE YOUR FIRST PICK.
WHO DO YOU THINK, OUT OF THESE SIX, IS A FOOTBALL
PRO?
>> AGAIN, I'VE GOT TO GO WITH MATAN.
>> James: MATAN IS A FOOTBALL PRO.
ARE YOU A FOOTBALL PRO, MATAN, LET'S FIND OUT?
>> IT IS A BEAUTIFUL STAINED WINDOW BACK THERE,
OH, PLEASE -- >> James: NO!
HE IS A FOOTBALL NO!
MATAN, THAT IS A FOOTBALL NO.
SO YOU GOT THAT ONE WRONG.
JASON, MAKE YOUR SECOND CHOICE.
>> THAT WAS THE ONE I WAS SURE OF.
>> James: THAT WAS A BANKER.
>> I LITERALLY -- I THOUGHT, I'LL JUST START
WITH THE EASY ONE, OKAY.
I'M GOING TO GO LAURA.
I'M GOING TO SAY LAURA.
SHE LOOKS LIKE A QUICK STUDY.
>> James: LAURA, ARE YOU FOOTBALL PRO OR A FOOTBALL
NO?
LET'S FIND OUT.
>> HOLD ON.
>> James: OH, LOOK AT THIS!
[APPLAUSE] >> James: OH, MY WORD!
>> WHOA!
>> James: YAY!
LAURA IS A FOOTBALL PRO!
LAURA, THAT WAS INCREDIBLE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> James: THAT WAS AMAZING.
ALL RIGHT.
CONGRATULATIONS, JASON.
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO PICK --
>> I'M ONE FOR TWO.
>> James: YOU'VE GOT ONE OUT OF TWO.
YOU'VE GOT VICK, ANDY, ALICIA, OR KAYLIN.
WHO ARE YOU GOING TO GO FOR?
>> OKAY.
ALL RIGHT.
I'M GOING TO SAY ANDY.
>> James: WE'RE GOING WITH ANDY.
ANDY, LET'S FIND OUT, ARE YOU A FOOTBALL PRO OR A
FOOTBALL NO?
>> OH!
AHH!
>> James: OH!
ANDY IS A FOOTBALL NO.
OH, MY GOODNESS.
WHICH MEANS, JASON, YOU GOT ONE OUT OF THREE
FOOTBALL PROS.
REVEAL YOURSELVES NOW.
VICK AND KAYLIN!
>> VICK AND KAYLIN.
LOOK AT THIS.
♪♪ >> YUP.
♪♪ >> I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS.
>> James: OH, MY WORD, KAYLIN IS UNREAL.
>> YEAH.
VICK IS WORKING ON HIS UPPER BODY WHILE DOING IT.
[APPLAUSE] >> NICELY DONE.
♪♪ >> James: THERE WE GO!
THANK YOU SO MUCH.
THAT WAS FOOTBALL PRO OR FOOTBALL NO.
MORE WITH JASON SUDEIKIS WHEN WE COME BACK.
THANK YOU SO MUCH, GUYS.
THAT WAS FANTASTIC.
THANK YOU.