What's up? I'm Nick "Swaggy P"
Young, never tried to do standup comedy,
but I believe I was made for this type of thing.
Are you getting nervous yet? Or you don't get nervous?
Oh man, I'm so nervous.
I know it's sick, it makes me sick.
It's so great.
I still get nervous when I'm up there,
but we'll try to feed you good stuff.
Hopefully I don't get booed off stage.
You've got your ear piece in, just say everything.
Say it word for word, so we know we get the joke right.
You don't hear it, just pause, we'll realize you don't hear it,
and we'll just say it again loud as we can.
Let's have some serious love for Nick
Young, AKA Swaggy P.
How you all doing?
My name is Nick Young.
I was named after my dad, Nick Old.
Uh-oh.
And I was named after my dad, Nick Old.
Oh, okay.
Very good.
I'm killing you all right now, I am.
I don't want to brag-
I don't want to brag, I don't want to brag too much-
But I'm the 48th greatest player in Lakers history.
But I'm the 48th greatest player in Laker history,
and you all know me, you all know me in here.
That's crazy.
I'm one of the smartest players in the NBA.
This mic is messing me up.
I'm one of the smartest players in the NBA.
I know you all won't believe this,
but I'm one of the smartest players in NBA.
Just by believing the earth is round.
Just because I believe the earth is round.
Yes, yes. Yes. He killed, he killed.
I have three kids.
Man, I've got three kids.
Two of them are pretty cool.
Two of them is cool.
Guess what, I'm going to be in Space Jam Two.
What'd you say?
I'm going to be in Space Jam Two.
Oh, you heard I'm going to be in Space Jam Two right?
I play Elmer Fudd.
I'm going to play Elmer Fudd.
I can wave a gun around without getting shot by the cops.
Next joke give me a new joke mic.
A lot of pro athletes go broke.
You know a lot of athletes, you know, they go broke after-
That's why I'm careful to buy only three helicopters a week.
That's why I'm careful with just two helicopters
at my house right here.
Close enough. I'm a lot like chicken.
I'm a lot like chicken.
Because I really got (bleep) By the Nuggets.
He likes it, yeah.
Nah, I'm a lot like chicken
because, you know, I really got (bleep)
By the Nuggets.
Let's get him off.
Thank you guys, I've got to go, thank you very much, that's it.
All right man, that was my time.
I knew you all liked that last joke, thank you all.
Oh, he did a great job. He did great.
Swaggy P. Thank you, thank you.
That was touch and go for a minute.
That was unbelievable.
Dude you fucking nailed it.
That was unbelievable.
You nailed it. That was so cool.
Y'all almost kille me.
That was incredible.
That was so cool.