Alright, what the hell just happened?
I lit the bonfire!
Wow, holy fuck!
Right off the bat, this is what we're doing now?
Jesus fucking- come on, move you asshole!
I can't even fucking move.
Like, am i dead? I'm dead!
I'm already dead!
What the shit!?
That's like the first guy in the game!
*groans*
Of course I gotta play Dark Souls.
Oh my god.
Run, god damn, dude.
Open the door! Open the door!
Open the door! Why does it take so long!?
Come on!!! GO!!!
I lit the bonfire again!
Get your shield.
You get your shield.
Yeah!
Now we got a shield.
(mumbling) ...do THAT with it.
Ah, fuck.
Come here, you prick.
Come here you son of a bitch.
What is all of this?
Who gives a shit?
HOME RUN, MOTHERFUCKER!
Fucking barrel roll!
Maybe you could barrel roll your way to a sandwich.
Oh my god!
Fucking Indiana Jones up in this bitch.
Get hit by a fucking boulder?
Goddamn it.
Shut up and give me a fucking key, jerk off!
Thank-you! Go fuck yourself!
Ah, fuck! Goddamn it!
You didn't fucking repel, shit bird.
Ah, fuck!
Fuck! Shit!
Goddamn it!
He's going to town on my corpse.
My double corpse? I-I'm fucking dead like, 5 times now
Bullshit!
Bullshit, I parried that!
Goddamn it.
Yeah, bitch.
Get off me.
Get the fuck off me.
What the fuck?
Holy shit, there's a cliff!?
I just walked off a fucking cliff.
Why?
Why!?
WHY!?
Did you guys here about Lloyd's Talisman
God damn it
Uhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Can I just fucking sit here, can I just hang out in Northern Undead Asylum, with this bond fire just fucking end the game here!
FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
Mmhhh, ohh wow surprised I didn't die
There's a fuckin arrow sticking out of my chest
It takes him fucking, uhhhhhh!
Ohhhh! Fuck you, hit you in the face!
Ok!
Hit em!
Hit em
And I'm dead
and I'm FUCKING DEAD!
IM FUCKING DEAD ALLEN FRANKLIN YOU FUCKING KILLED ME!!!
GOD DAMN IT!!
WHY would you make the game this hard, this is like ten fucking seconds into the game, I've put the game into the fucking Xbox and I've died like fourty FUCKING times!
You will die over and over and over, WHY WHO WOULD WANT TO DO THAT!!!!
3,2,1
WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO PLAY THAT!! I WANT TO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME, and HAPPY TIMES AND FUN ADVENTURES AND FUCKING GOING ON PICK-NICKS AND FUCKING, FUCKING DANCE AROUND IN SUN LIGHT, SUN SHINE? I DONT KNOW, RAMBOWS AND SPRINKLES, NOT FUCKING DIE OVER AND OVER AGAIN THATS NOT FUN!! I DONT LIKE THAT, WHO THE FUCK LIKES THAT, THATS BULLSHIT
FUCKIN CHRIST YOU AND YOUR GOD DAMN BOLD CUT!!!
This is fucking, this is like never going to happen!
THIS IS NEVER GOING TO FUCKING HAPPEN!!!
ITS THE FIRST FUCKING BOSS!!!
OHHHHH MY GODDD!!!
HOLY FUCK!!!
MY ASS WHOLE IS BING TORN TO SUNDER HERE!!
ASS WHOLE'S got a shield, a club and A FUCKING HAIR CUT FROM THE 60's
FUCKING
TWELVE SIXTY!
I fucking killed him, I fucking killed him, I FUCKING KILLED HIM AND I DIED!!!!!
NO!!!!!!!
YOU DEFEATED?
That not even English, "You defeated!?"
You defeated WHAT!?
What does that mean!?
"MUSIC"