By way of applause, who here is a fan of karaoke?
All right, well, I'm going to slip down and have a little bit of a chat
with you about your karaoke singing.
I've stopped here on you, sir.
Were you applauding? No, sir.
No, sir?
Were you applauding?
No. Not a karaoke fan.
Anybody cheering over here?
Have you done karaoke? No.
I feel that people aren't being honest.
Have you done karaoke? Erm, yes.
Finally, someone being truthful!
Right, when was that? Earlier this year.
Earlier this year? Yes.
Did you do that on your own?
No, I may well have done it with my lovely lady.
Your lovely lady? What's her name? Alison.
Hi, Alison. And your name is? Carl.
So where did you do this? In Newcastle.
Do you remember whereabouts?
Yes, but I can't remember the name.
Well, let me refresh your memory.
Was it Cosy Joes?
Yes.
LAUGHTER
Right. You might be wondering why I know that you were
performing karaoke there.
I think you should both stand up.
Ladies and gentlemen, big round of applause...
..for Alison and Carl.
Now, Carl... Yes.
What were you singing on the night in question?
Kylie and Jason's Especially For You.
Oh!
The pair of you were singing Especially For You?
That's amazing!
Now, we know that you were singing that because we were recording it.
So we're going to have a listen and we'd like to see how well
you've performed, and the best way to find out how well you performed
is to compare it against the person I strongly believe
is the very best at singing Kylie karaoke -
please welcome Kylie!
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
Wow! Wow!
Kylie!
Wow, what a reception!
Thank you. You're a legend, Kylie. What a wonderful reception.
You look absolutely stunning. I feel like you may be talking
to two legends in the making.
Well, we're about to find out, because what we're going to do,
Carl and Alison, is we're going to duet your performance
with the actual Kylie.
So singing Especially For You, an absolute all-time classic,
it's Kylie Minogue featuring Alison and Carl.
You guys ready?
# Especially for you
# I wanna let you know what I was going through
# All the time we were apart I thought of you
# To be where you are
# No matter how far
# And now that I'm next to you
# No more dreaming about tomorrow
# Forget the loneliness and sorrow
# I've got to say, it's all because of you! #
Very good.
It's Carl and Alison, ladies and gentlemen!
Well done.
OK.
Now, what's just happened in this audience is that there
are certain people who may recognise Cosy Joes.
And they are really, really starting to panic.
So let's slowly make our way down this audience.
And somebody's just thought, "Well, thank God that they've walked past.
"Looks like I'm walking..."
Oh, goodness, if looks could kill.
Please could we just zoom in on this gentleman?
Is it Darien? Darien.
Do you mind standing up for me, Darien?
Because what we're coming to now is, quite frankly,
one of my favourites.
Now, you're a big Kylie fan.
Yeah. Say hi to Kylie. It's Darien. Hi, Darien.
Now, something I need to tell you, Kylie, about Darien. OK.
One of your very, very, very big monster hits,
Can't Get You Out Of My Head. OK.
I'm a dancer, not a singer.
We'll be the judge of that, thank you.
I'm sorry to say, not sure you're either.
I'm joking.
What's happened here is I think, in your mind, you very much thought
you were Kylie in that video with the white dress,
really going for it. Let's see the reality.
Singing Can't Get You Out Of My Head, it's Kylie and Darien.
# Just to be there in your arms
# Won't you stay? #
Everybody!
# Won't you stay?
# Stay forever and ever
# And ever and ever
# La, la, la
# La, la, la, la, la
# La, la, la
# La, la
# Why?
# La, la, la
# La, la, la, la, la
# La, la, la
# I just can't get you outta my head. #
Very, very good. That was brilliant.
Well done. That was brilliant.
You're joking!
Oh!
You've got to give me a cuddle for that, come on.
Not only that, Kylie, he's got a Kylie tattoo on his hand!
I had no idea.
Aw!
Right, well...
..carry on!
Go on, go on, Darien!
Five, six, seven, eight.
# La, la, la
# La, la, la, la, la
# La, la, la
# La, la, la, la. #
Oh, that was brilliant.
That's about all I remember as well.
Yeah!
Brilliant.
Oh, my God, we're here to embarrass you,
not give you the best night of your life.
One more time for Darien. What about that? Brilliant.
# La, la, la
# La, la. #
Right, surely, surely, that's it.
You can all relax, because there's no...
Erm, I'm sorry, have you ever done karaoke?
I have, yeah.
Have you ever done karaoke?
I might have done, yeah.
Was that in Newcastle at the Cosy Joes?
No. No, it wasn't?
Well, then you're in the clear.
Unless it was Quebec London?
Oh, my God.
OK.
It's Mark and David, ladies and gentlemen.
Lovely to meet you.
Very, very sweet. Nice to see you.
Now, are you good friends, you two?
We're very good friends. Very good friends.
But when it comes to performing karaoke,
there are some artistic differences.
Ladies and gentlemen, singing Spinning Around,
it's Kylie with Mark and David.
I don't even know if I'm ready!
Is everyone else ready?
# Traded in my sorrow for some joy that I borrowed
# From back in the day
# Threw myself my old clothes, got myself a better wardrobe
# I got something to say
# I'm through with the past
# Ain't no point in looking back
# The future will be, will be
# And did I forget to mention that I found a new direction?
LAUGHTER
# And it leads back to me. #
What?
# I'm spinning around
# Move out of my way. #
Brilliant.
Mark and David, ladies and gentlemen.
Kylie, what did you think of David?
What were you thinking? Was it not your song of choice?
It was my song of choice, but I had to go up there
to get him to do it, else he wouldn't have done it.
Oh, it was a ploy? OK. Yes. Well, well done, then.
So you dropped him off? Yes. OK.
Well, you've certainly dropped him in it tonight.
It's on national television.
Ladies and gentlemen, Mark and David, fantastic.
OK.
How sensational is that?
Just by way of applause, anybody else sung Kylie at karaoke?
No-one else has sung Kylie karaoke?
Not a single person in here?
How amazing.
Not even Tracy?
Hiya, Trace.
Tracy, can I ask you to stand up? Because I know you're
a very energetic person.
Tracy, I'm so sorry to do that to you.
How are you, darling?
I'm all right, thank you. Are you all right? Yeah.
I'm really nervous.
You don't have to be nervous, it's fine.
Say hi to Kylie.
Hi, Kylie. Hi, how are you?
This is Tracy. I'm all right. You're all right?
Cosy Joes, was it?
Or was it Quebec London?
Cosy Joes.
Oh, bless you, you're trembling with fear.
You absolutely...
..should be worried.
TRACY GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
Now, what I really love about your karaoke,
Trace... SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
..is that you did something, Trace, that a lot of
people sometimes do.
And I certainly do it myself.
You went big on the dance...
..and you...
Because I can't sing.
You completely burnt yourself out, didn't you?
I know I did!
I lost me puff! You lost your puff!
So what we're going to do, before Kylie and you duet,
is we're going to show a bit of your dancing, right?
Then we are going to show what happened to you after you
went out all guns blazing.
So, here we go.
MUSIC: Love At First Sight by Kylie
That was...
That was before... I can't breathe.
You haven't been dancing already, have you, Trace? Oh, no.
So this was before you sung Love At First Sight.
It's my favourite.
It's your favourite song and, after all that dancing,
you couldn't say the words "love at" or "first" or "sight".
So... SHE GIGGLES NERVOUSLY
Are you all right?
I'm so worried about Tracy!
Are you all right, Tracy?
Yeah. You're all right?
Singing Love At First Sight - Tracy, your favourite song -
here you are duetting that with Kylie after dancing.
Oh, Tracy, here we go.
You ready this time, love?
# Cos, baby, when I heard you
# For the first time I knew
# We were meant to be as one
BREATHLESS: # When...I heard you
# For the first time I knew
# We were meant to be...
# One
HIGH-PITCHED: # It was love, it was love, it was love, it was...
# Ooh!
# It was love, it was... #
Oh, that was amazing.
You're amazing.
Tracy's made my face ache.
That was hilarious.
OK, just so you feel better, Tracy, I'm kind of like that at
the end of a show as well.
It's perfectly normal.
So what are the tips, Kylie?
How do you manage...? Breathe. Breathe!
That's a really good tip!
OK, it's up to you, Trace.
I mean, you noticed Darien took his moment.
You could have a dance for us now, no singing.
It's up to you.
Go on, Trace. The stage is yours, Trace.
Would we have this dance?
Come on. We'll follow you, Trace.
# Baby, when I heard you
# For the first time...
CHEERING
# We were meant to be as one. #
Yeah!
Woo!
Tracy, ladies and gentlemen! 00:13:51.080,00:00:00.000 Oh, brilliant.