>>> OKAY, SINGETS, LOOKS LIKE WE GOT A LOT OF LOVE CONNECTIONS
TONIGHT, WHICH IS WHAT A MATCH.COM MEET AND MATCH IS ALL
ABOUT. WE'RE WINDING DOWN SOON, SO IF
YOU NEED ANY LAST MINUTE DRINK TICKETS, SEE ME AT THE HOST
TABLE. LET ME HEAR YOU MAKE SOME NOISE.
>> HELLO. WE ARE TWO FEMALES FROM THIS
PLANET. WE MUST FIND MEN FOR DATING.
>> I AM CONCERNED. WE DO NOT LOOK LIKE THE HUMAN
WOMEN HERE? >> YES, BUT WE MUST SUCCEED IN
DATING MALES. THAT MUST BE WERE FOCUS.
>> I SEE WE HAVE SOME NEW SINGLES JOINING US.
GET UP HERE, LADIES AND INTRODUCE YOURSELVES.
SORRY, THEMES THE RULES. >> OH, MY GOD, YOUR EYES.
>> HELLO, I AM BETH. >> AND I AM BARBARA.
>> WHAT ARE YOU TWO LOOKING FOR TONIGHT?
>> ADULT MALES FOR DATING TO PRODUCE A CHILD.
>> OUR KIND IS DYING. A CHILD CAN RESTART THE WORLD
ENGINE. OUR TWIN STARS ARE DIMMING, OUR
KIND IS DYING. WE NEED TO PRODUCE A CHILD NOW.
>> IF THE CHILD CANNOT UNDIM THE STARS, OUR WORLD WILL INVERT
INTO ITS MANDLE. >> THAT'S SUPER WEIRD.
WE NEED ALL THE GIRLS WE CAN GET.
SO LADIES, HAVE FUN TONIGHT. >> HELLO, WE ARE FLIRTING.
NOW WE MUST DATE. >> YOU MOVE FAST.
>> I'M TREVOR. >> I'M MAX.
AND YOUR EYES ARE CRAZY, THAT'S KIND OF HOT.
>> OUR KIND IS DYING. >> HEY, BOYS, THIS THING'S
ALMOST DONE, YOU GUYS DOWN FOR AN AFTER PARTY?
>> NO. GO.
THESE MEN BELONG TO US. >> YOU CAN'T CALL DIBS ON GUYS.
>> OH, MY GOD, PAGE, YOUR NOSE IS BLEEDING.
>> WHO IS PAGE, WHERE AM I? AND --
>> YOU GIRLS ARE INTENSE. YOU WANT TO GET DRUNK OR WHAT?
>> NO, THERE IS NO TIME. COME WITH US.
WE WILL DATE IN HERE, OUR KIND IS DYING.
>> ALL RIGHT, FYI, THERE'S A LARGE GLOWING CRATER OUTFOOT, IF
YOU GO OUTSIDE TO SMOKE, WATCH YOUR STEP-ARINI.
>> THAT DID NOT GO WELL, THEY ARE TOO WEAK FOR THE ACT.
>> NEXT TIME WE MUST NOT DESTROY THE MEN.
>> YES. >> WE LEARNED OUR LESSON.
>> SO WE'VE BEEN WATCHING YOU TWO, AND YOU ALL ARE A LITTLE
FREAKY. >> YEAH, WE LIKE THAT.
>> CAN WE PLEASE BUY YOU A DRINK?
>> YES, AND THEN GIVE US A CHILD.
>> YES, WE CAN DO THAT. YEAH.
>> ALL RIGHT. HEY, MATCHERS, IF ANYONE CAN
GIVE US INFORMATION ABOUT THE TWO WARM SKELETONS IN THE MEN'S
RESTROOM, HOLLER AT MANAGEMENT. IN THE MEANTIME, DON'T BE
SINGLE, MINGLE.