Right now I'm wondering like at what point have you taken YouTube too far
youtube emailed me saying "with your channel" but i ignored them
Thanks
I'm just gonna start off by saying this Love me like you do
is this the krusty krab
You know this I say it every day. We just hit a year yeah hit a year of pooing
We got the diamooooooooond play button for hitting 10 million subscribers oh
Oh **** *Gasp* oh **** a** a**
That was a lens that was a camera lens, okay, okay great anyways 2 percent thought you're gonna drop it
That was your idea (hehhhehhehehe}
Anyways we just hit that kind of a small deal
And we also you know I've said it for the past few days released these 365 Mavericks dent the universe shirts
I'm not even kidding. I cannot fathom how much of a God church
They're selling like no no what's more than a god Church Brendan a lord bro a Lord Church. It's the Lord
Charger and the drop is over. You cannot get these anymore, but I was like wait
This is such a thing I need to call my team the conversation look like this
How hard would it be to make this shirt white and make the white parts black like reverse everything?
He's looking at me funny an exclusive like 24 hour drop
I mean I guess the shirt is that fire
You can do it
Let's do it, let's do it, I know you're killing me right now, I'm gonna get on the team
That's my boy! (hehehe)
Just like 25 like I don't even know if anyone's gonna get him, bro, yeah
Yeah, there's now a white version of this only available for 24 hours. It's like the even more exclusive
365 shirt, that's why I'm sorry because if you like got this one and you want to get the light one, too
I just um freaking.. I had to do it Logang only gonna hit one year vlogging once
So yeah
WHAT ARE
those Uh look like this right here as you can see they still got the sexy dent the universe on the back cuz that's what we do
Every single day and you know where to get it, Logan Paul dot com slash shop link in description. Alright, where is my boy
Evannnnn
Hi, dang you look good bro
He looks a little better bro with the polo
Oh snap! Dwarf Mamba 1/2
cause you're like shorter exactly oh you want to go downtown with me am I driving oh
Oh what the **** is that?
We can't do driving with Evan theres like a little lip into tires flat and ****! Kinda represents like your career
Just like falling flat on its face. Yeah, yeah, totally. We'll be good. we'll.. We're gonna go we're gonna
We're gonna do driving with Evan to the tire store now
Okay, apparently not get in the car Evan.You're ****ing crazy man. Just drive all right. We're gonna determine if we can do this
I think I've done this. I don't think that you have! Just because the tires flat
I think you like just test it. drive like a little bit just give it like it.. Just give it the tip of driving
Welcome to driving with Evan
Mine are you hungry? I'm so hungry that way out of here yo
This is no longer driving with Evan. This is this is sitting here with Evan
If you like someone is slashing my tires this happened two days ago, we didn't vlog it, but Lydia a fact you replace my tire
Someone slashed me. I'm so was gonna die if it's flat you still have a rim that can like work as like a tire
It's not good for them, but
Haven't slowed down haven't slowed down haven't slowed down good. Okay
Do the thing before you leave do it
Okay
Lydia, can you fix can you fix my car while we go eat you Lydia Ill eat you
Think she told us she hates us really yeah
I'm still hungry. Yeah, me too. Let's go eat. Can I do a hot chicken and a smoke shack and Logan Poldark on /op?
And link in description and subscribe this aren't things on the menu. I'm just making it up. Yeah, but really
Yes, no you did it, no it was too late you were too late
How many times you guys have texted me and it's been too late, and I walk my aspect wait
Yeah, I was gonna say you all my fries you got you. You might hate me, but more importantly. How's the car? How's my baby?
Without a car just so you know there's no driving with Evan no gang if she messes up
Eat your fries and enjoy are you less hangry nah, bro
Life is good
That's that's my boy confirmed. That's my boy. Holy Mother of God Libya Arlene you did it
Oh, my gosh look at it. I'm gonna get you some food to make up for me. Not giving you food, okay?
I'm gonna take the the almond butter cookie my friend Lydia here. Who's a doll he's gonna get the B. I don't know yet on
This one almond butter cookie
Yeah your opinion yeah, yeah, yeah, it's me sideways, dude
Thanks Lydia, thanks for fixing my car, and I'm sorry I'm such a choc
It's my least favorite part of the day we got to give Kong's his eyedrops for his conjunctivitis Titus Brutus might his status, Dab
Hi, buddy
No Air jail, air jail, air jail.. coming back down
Wow I don't like doing that man, there's nothing more
I detest than watching my son cry be free calm yo, you know what that reminds me
Uh all this talk of Kong being sick and stuff like dude. We should get an STD test
What do you mean we?
Me you would have it, but it's like looking at me like okay zero. What about yo come on?
It's a good idea. You know hits response
It's a responsible thing to do we could also do a little like learning lesson with this vlog, bro
Yeah, like the kids can learn from us a little public service that are exactly
Hello low gang I'm here to talk about STDs
Otherwise known as sexually transmitted diseases
Yep
Nowadays kids are fornear than ever they go around dry humping pillows and socks like the apocalypse is coming something you might not know almost
Everyone has multiple STDs and they're going to die
But it's possible yeah, so make sure you practice safe sex with the condom as shown here
shake
It
like you put on you and
If you don't use a condom you run the risk of getting an STD from a hoe no
Way no
Even worse sometimes there are no symptoms
Even worse sometimes your condom breaks the good news is that you could use it as a bracelet in conclusion
wrap it up and have lots of safe sex as long as it doesn't get in the way of your homework like and subscribe I *farts*
Feel like this is horrible, let's go kids having to take the SCD
Do you want to get an STD test with us why sexually transmitted diseases
Like see y'all. I told you you never know man. Just like some of these girls bro in LA like frickin
Oh you peed next to me get back to you from the air. That's not gonna see these oh no
It's just like I feel like it's a responsible thing to do it might be that time in my life
But here's the rules if it comes back, and you have an STD or Brendon as well. Oh
God you gotta tell the Internet Brock
That's that's their like not how confident are you bro?
I'm confident too. I'm gonna do
Oh
So our girl Lydia has I found us a place to get checked. What is this place Lydia?
You just walk in and get checked for STDs the Hollywood walk-in clinic ugly joke about this
Oh, I guess it's not a serious matter. Oh ding okay
Do you think you have your free bro not for your dwarf ism but other than that it should be good
Hey
Get up
if I do end up having an STD I
Don't give it to you. You know you're my boy, so I will gladly accept that attitude you
Just getting real you get an STD you die and it's a fact. How did you find out about us?
My assistant Lydia me it's my big day
I'm positive. I'm not positive
Just gotta roll up my sleeves on the March
Why do I feel like I'm on a freaking like spy mission right now like everything is so undercover so low-key
This is a weird process especially since I have like rave music playing right now. Oh
Okay, I'm in the bathroom. No rave music in here buddy. I gotta. This is urine test as I said
It's a good thing. I got the bladder of a camel, bro. I gotta pee right now. I'm wondering like at what point
Have you taken YouTube too far?
Like what's the difference between private life and public life anymore I do for the low being, bro
I know for you guys that I should show this maybe I should blurt it, but I peed in the cup and now
Yeah
It's give me all the polio you're in cups I need Evan so in the meantime you go ahead and pee in your cup and
I'm waiting for Evan right now. I need to get a thumbnail with all three of us
She doesn't get YouTube's she doesnt know I need a thumbnail go get 'em dwarf mamba. That's my boy
How you feel bruh, I haven't peed in a cup in a long time hey there it's been a minute, bro
I feel good about it me, too
Its something I should do y'know? yeah right it's important, bro, it is important kids
Don't have sex. What no you just got to be responsible. That's the only thing. That's what we're trying to do right now
We're in the STD bathroom the hospital STD man Yeah, right I don't know this probably has to be somewhere in here
Drop it in the box
My urine
Results
two to three business days
Oh you stiff these are you stiff thank you, okay? You good. You got the fresh air wake up. We got you fine
Okay, Wow so I'll okay
We got that to look forward to two to three days of just waiting to see if we have sexually transmitted diseases
Yeah, okay. Hello gang that is the vlog it was fun today was definitely interesting and education and educational Brenda
So we have like I said the STD results to look forward to in the next couple days and like I said no matter what
Happens no
Matter what happens we're gonna say the results out loud online for all the Internet to know whoa. I'm not nervous. I'm Jillian
Okay, yeah, the white maverick 365 doesn't universe shirt again
Just a little salt Bay on the internet dropped in the hottest merch in the game logo Paul
calm slash shop link in description you have 24 hours to get that should you decide to do it and
Subscribe if you're not a part of the Logang alright guys. I love y'all and I will see you tomorrow taking this
Thad ma boii
Girl what's u tryna do