[floorboards creak]
[farts]
[toilet flushes]
[floorboards creak]
[on radio] "Marty, from Internet sensation MightyCarMods, has appeared in a sex tape"
-"with an elderly woman called Cheryl..." -[clicks]
"This is really out there from Australia. Now, I've seen some porn in my time, but this one's all messed up."
-[clicks] -"...official lyric: 'Two Goats, One Cup."
-"Annnd, I don't think he's talking about milk guys..." -[goat bleats]
-[clicks] -(underbreath) Shit.
[bowls clatter]
[bag rustles]
[cutlery clatters]
(personally, I've had weirder things for breakfast)
Hey man.
-[Moog, on phone] Hey man, how you doing? -Yeah, good dude. Hey, um:
do you know where my car is?
-What do you mean? Which one? -My: the Turd. I just opened the garage and it's:
empty.
Yeah, the Turd's gone, dude.
-What do you mean the Turd's gone?! -I came and got it last night.
Yeah, but where is it now?
It's been a month: where do you think it is?
It's on the front of a forklift dude: we're about to crush it.
On a forklift?!
Yeah: we're down at Blacktown. I mean, I reckon if you got down here in the next half an hour, you've got
you got a chance to say 'Goodbye' if you want to. But, in the next 30 minutes,
it's gonna be as flat as a dinosaur's ball-sack.
Are you still sleeping with that dinosaur since Cheryl left?
Come on man!
[sombre music]
['You were my friend,']
['And I can't believe that this is the end.']
['So many times we laughed,']
['So many times we cried,']
['But I always thought we'd be alright,']
['But all good things must come to an end,']
['And I'll be on my own again,']
['You picked me up when I was down,']
['Windows down, we drove around,']
['When I was lost, you'd take me home.']
['I never felt so young and free,']
['The big blue sky, the big blue sea,']
['I'm gonna miss you, my little blue T-U-R-D,']
['But all good things must come to an end,']
['And I'll be on my own again,']
['humming']
So, Marty: the Blue Turd.
-It's gone: it's the: it's the end of an era! -I'm:
I'm kind of happy about it though, cause, it's like:
I wouldn't have been comfortable selling that to anyone. And, I'd much prefer: it's kind of,
-all the useful parts have gone to a better project than: -Well, the car was rooted.
-Well, it was: yeah. -Like: it wouldn't have even passed rego again.
-No, it was time for it to go. -It was.
I mean, look: this whole thing started because we got this e-Mail from a dude in Canada
-going 'You guys said this, you have to do this.' -Yeah. Yeah.
So, I think the important thing now is that we have no more rules.
Cause, as long as we have rules, there's gonna be people saying 'You did this wrong, you did that wrong.'
-Yep. Yep. -So, final rule: no more rules.
-Deal? -Deal.
The Forester's gone.
What?!
-The Forester's: you know the -Dude, I bought you can't:
Dude, there's no more rules.
-I mean, the Forester's mad. I'll keep -But I got you that!
I'll keep it for the weekend, in case I ever buy a boat or something, you know?
But, it's like:
It's: it's big and it's: it's not good for the planet, is it?
Well,
-But, dude: that car was awesome. -No, it's still awesome
I'll drive it on the weekend if I buy a boat or something one day, you know?
So, what are you going to drive now?
Oh, it's not what I'm GONNA drive, but what I AM driving now.
It's:
Is tha: that's not yours!
-Come on man. -That is my new car!
-That is not: that is so far from a Forester! -THAT IS MY NEW CAR!
-Really? -Dude, that is:
I kind of went:
'what is the opposite of a Forester?'
-And there it is. -That's YOUR car?
It's a mad car.
But, dude, I have to go. So, I'm gonna see you later.
And you should be able to call a cab or something over that way.
-Can you: can I have a lift? -What do you mean?
Can I have a lift?
Nah!
I can't have a lift?
['Game On' - Moog]
What are they?
Dude, that's some keys for you.
For what though?
That one down there.
Yeah? That: that's not mine. Who's is that?
That one there: in front of mine.
That's: yeah, but
-it: whose are these? Who's keys are these? -Dude,
I love you, you know that?
I tried to do the Volkswagen thing, I tried to do the Nissan thing.
Eventually, you've just got to give a man what a man wants. That:
no tricks:
-is your new car. -That's MY car?!
That is your car dude
OK, alright!
-Just relax: OK, OK. -Thanks man! That's awesome!
OK, relax.
Relax
OK.
So, how about you go and get in your car.
I know, I know, I know.
Now:
yes, it's turbo:
yes, it was cheap.
-I know we're not doing any rules anymore. But, -Best combination ever!
But:
my only request is that that
becomes the fastest,
most powerful car we've EVER done on MightyCarMods.
OK.
-And I'm expect 11 second quarter miles. -11s?
Enjoy!
Enjoy: you're gonna love it!
Mad!