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yes so you might be wondering why we're
wearing these big dumb hats I am this
week's episode of social disorder Chris
and I are putting our culinary expertise
to the test and hosting real Master Chef
classes but we designed custom recipes
for each other and we don't know what
they are until we're in front of the
class so prepare yourself for some
delicious internet Foods bone appetites
yeah go ahead and come on in here
hi is everyone excited about food yes
and cooking with food my name is Chef
Marquee and this is cooking in the wild
a couple years ago I was flying the
mountains with my buddy Tim and we
crashed that's part of what started this
class was being stranded in a
mountainous area and trying to cook
oh hello everyone my name is Lil C I'm a
member of the State Penitentiary over in
Houston I'm really excited about
cooking here's the deal I was in the
gang who here was in or is in a
gang moving
on in prison a thing that's really
popular is cigarettes I saw a man get
beat up by by prison guards cuz he was
smoking s so what we found you guys
ready for this cigarette ice
cream yeah all right you get your sigs
just imagine it's your jerk cellmate and
you're just ripping them up so you take
a scoop big old scoop you want to mix
this up real nice right by itself the
tobacco is Harsh it's like you're eating
leaves which is amazing because tobacco
are man-made things but they taste a lot
like
leaves now that's good you just feel it
immediately and you feel it in your
gums okay so our next thing what is
scarce in the mountains when it's
snowing meat me and Tim we'd find
whatever we could find like this meat
right here this is Mountain the mountain
rats are
leaner oh yeah you see it's uh little
legs now I like to Salt my rat you don't
have a lot of salt in the mountains
right you got to use the salt from your
body you take it off and just get a get
a wide wide patch
here and you just go like
that oh
man woo that is
just and you can smell it
too and we'll just let that cook for a
little
bit you know what's great after dessert
wine now in jail they give us fruit cups
what you do is you take the grapes from
the fruit cups and take the juice did
you guys know that in mouthwash there is
alcohol I've tried them all cool Min is
the one that you want just pour that in
now this is jail
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wine oh
man your body's going to tell you no
all
right
okay um does anyone like
lizards uh yeah me too Tim loved iguanas
and he had a pet iguana you know six
seven days in you haven't eaten you know
pets look like food and you see an
iguana you're going to get the
Iguana holy
sh so usually you get fresh
iguana uh but we've got just some dead
iguana of
course man I'll just set this to the
side I'm me to check on a rat here rat's
looking
good the next thing I want to show you
guys is secret cake who here knows why
this is called secret
cake that's
right now there's a couple things now
you guys laugh and that officer over
there is giving me a weird eye officer
Haggin this is all silly right Officer
Haggin what's way more common in jail is
fingernail clippers a friend his name
was Larry he killed a man with
fingernail
clippers here's a very important tip the
person eating secret cake needs to know
that it it is in fact secret cake
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okay Mountain survival is is something
that you're not expecting to face in
your lifetime uh unfortunately that 3
months that we were on the mountain we
ran out of food and Tim succumbed to an
injur
fall and he said if I pass you can you
know eat me is what he
said I didn't know if he was being
literal at the time but I took
literally you don't think you're going
to eat your best
friend has anyone ever been in a
situation like that where they've
they've had to choose you know between
their own Survival and getting a hunk a
rock or something and just just you
know now now the next thing I want to
make for you for you men's and women's
is soup now soup in prison there's
normal soup and then there's you don't
up soup there's a special ingredient any
youone know what
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bleaches now that's done up
soup uh so we'll go ahead and move on to
uh dessert this dessert cheers me
up this this uh hm
this is
uh this dessert Tim and I had or last
night together and also the the first
night that I ate
him thing about done up soup
is you can't just do it to one
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person man what this uh these roaches
are pretty big
these are and still
alive
uh help me please just help me get out
of here I'm not going to help you you
might want to ask somebody
else so long this what I grabbed his key
guys just everyone just calm
down well here
maybe we we could boil
it you got
it oh yeah
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um
listen okay
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oh that's that's pretty
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good okay I going to go really quick to
the bathroom
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that gave me a panic attack you put
roaches in there man dude I know you
don't like bugs and I use that to my
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