Wow.
I went too far today, right?
No.
I mean, let's be honest, here.
No.
But don't you love this hat?
I do.
I mean-- do you like it, really?
I really do.
I always like what you're wearing.
Do you know what it means when it says dope.
Yes, cool.
It means I'm a dope.
Oh, I see.
I see.
Right?
You mean it means cool?
Is that what it means?
Yes.
It means cool.
I think you were inspired by some of the rappers that
were in my birthday party.
OK, let's not talk about that birthday party.
Oh, my god.
Let's not talk about it?
No, man.
Too much for me, man.
I mean, there were a lot of people there
that were really famous, like--
well, can I go ahead and mention a few names here?
They kind of know.
But, yeah, go ahead.
Oh, they already know?
They know some people.
Who were you going to say?
Do they?
I'm going to talk about Chris Martin.
Oh, yeah.
Chris Martin was there.
He was with Dakota, right?
They're a couple, got it?
So, what I'm saying is, he's gorgeous.
You know, that face got better with time.
I mean, he was wearing a hat like this.
Oh, it was to die for.
Did you not know-- because you were talking to Dakota Johnson.
Yeah.
And so she was with-- she's with Chris.
Yeah.
And I heard you didn't know who he was.
I didn't.
That's the other problem.
I didn't know who he was.
But I saw him.
And I noticed that he was gorgeous.
And, then, I had no idea until a couple of days
later, when someone said, did you know.
Yeah.
How about that?
How could I not have known it was him?
Here you go.
Is there a problem?
Yeah, I need a drink.
So this is--
Diane has her own wine.
I do, and I'm liking it.
The Keaton-- and you like it with ice.
Wait, so who else was there that you found out?
OK, there's another person.
OK.
OK, so, you know, I've seen Pink, right, on TV.
So, suddenly, I ran into her, kind of like I bumped into her.
Mm-hm.
And I couldn't believe it was Pink.
Yeah.
And this person-- she is just so down to earth.
She couldn't be a greater gal, right?
Yes, she's great.
Besides the fact that she's a genius--
I mean, the head with the voice.
Yeah.
How about that voice, right?
Yeah.
Do you guys love her?
I mean--
Yeah.
[CHEERING]
Everybody loves Pink.
I mean, she's, like, major.
Yeah.
So that was fun.
And then I saw her--
Ellen.
And Ellen was wandering around, you know.
And she seemed to be really happy.
I was very happy.
You were so [BLEEP] happy.
I was so happy.
I mean, I didn't say that.
You were very happy.
I was very happy.
It was sweet.
I mean, come on.
What a night.
It was so great.
It was just too-- the people were so--
fame-- you know, you don't run into them often.
I don't, anyway.
So I would look at them and then--
and then I had to go, because--
You should--
They were overwhelming.
Come on, really.
It's rough when you see all those amazing people.
I mean, Pharrell was there.
Duh.
I mean, what am I going to do with Pharrell?
Hi, Pharrell-- Diane.
Yeah.
Well, Dakota Johnson-- did you watch the movie "Fifty Sh--"
No, I--
You haven't seen "Fifty Shades"?
No.
I think you'd like it.
I don't know about that.
Because, honestly, you know, the things that go on there--
How do you know, if you've never seen it?
Well, they do some things, you know, right, women?
Yeah.
The things that I don't want to go into.
But Jamie Dor-- you know Jamie Dornan is pretty gorgeous.
If you think Chris Martin--
there's that.
[GASPS] Wait a minute.
What's that?
Yeah.
OK, so, yeah.
Yeah.
I mean, he's a very nice looking man.
Yes.
But he's kind of scary, too.
No.
Yeah, because of what he does to the girl.
The Dakota girl.
You need to watch it.
You can't judge it without watching it.
Should I really watch it?
Yeah.
But what's going to happen?
Am I going to get excited and happy, or--?
I mean, really, seriously, what am I going to do?
You're just going to--
Except be in awe.
You're just going to like it.
It's entertainment.
How do you know I'm going to like it?
Because I know you, and I think you'd like it.
Oh, my god.
Look, you're going for the drink again.
I'm nervous.
Let's talk about the book, because this is "The House That
Pinterest Built," and I love-- and your other book,
"Romantica"-- you make great, beautiful books.
I have them.
I told her, I have one everywhere.
I love this book.
Thank you.
So explain if you-- everyone knows what Pinterest is, right?
And your Pinterest page is fantastic.
But explain this.
Well, you know, I'm a big aficionado
of doing houses over.
I'm no Ellen, but I'm really--
I really love houses.
And I've done a lot of Spanish Revival homes and things
like this.
And then I-- me and my friend, Nancy Meyers, who probably you
know-- she's the director.
She introduced me to the concept of Pinterest, right?
Which I hadn't even known about.
So, as soon as I got on there, I just went--
I fell in love, of course, because it was just, like,
this massive library of images about homes, houses, you know.
I bet you guys are on, right?
Don't you do it?
So anyway, then I had an idea, you know, about this book.
So, then, I built--
I mean, I made the house, also.
Obviously, I built a house.
It's a brick house, like the "Three Little Pigs," right?
It's, like, that kind of a house, where it's
sturdy and things like that.
And so I built the house.
I have the house.
The house is finished.
And, you know, people drive by.
And these are some of the quotes that some of the people
have said about my house when they drive by.
How do you know they said-- first of all,
it says this is from Sarah M. "Oh, [BLEEP],, is that house--
is that a house?
It looks like a winery."
Yeah.
[INAUDIBLE] that.
"Is this a museum," UPS driver.
It is a very unique--
I mean, I love your house.
It's a very unique house.
And it is very--
a lot of brick.
So much brick.
I fell in love with brick.
But the point is, is that all these ideas came
from Pinterest, which I'm sure all of you
have an interest in Pinterest, too, and have taken--
am I wrong?
Because I don't see any response.
Yep-- yep.
Yeah.
OK.
I just think that--
Because it took how long to build?
Oh, yeah, well, let's go into that.
How long?
Do I have to tell the truth?
Yeah.
How long did it take to build?
Yeah, OK.
It took three years.
That's not bad.
It's not?
I thought it was longer than that.
I thought it was like five years.
Oh, yeah, well, there's that.
Maybe 10.
I mean, it could be--
It didn't take three years.
It might have taken 10.
But what's the difference?
The difference is seven years.
I mean, I built a house.
All right.
Seven years?
We have--
I'm not looking at her, because she's annoying.
What?
We have--
She's making me feel like, you know, ten years--
Well, you were the one who said ten years.
I didn't say that.
[INAUDIBLE], too.
We have more to talk about.
Oh, that's good, too.