["The Best Day Ever" playing]
♪ Mr. Sun came up And he smiled at me ♪
♪ Said it's gonna be a good one Just wait and see ♪
♪ Jumped outta bed And I ran outside ♪
♪ Feeling so extra ecstatified ♪
♪ It's the best day ever ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
Hey, Gary!
[meowing]
Why is this the best day ever, you ask?
Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day
bringing life to a whole new generation
of delicious Krabby Patties.
Followed by a vigorous mid-day session
of karate with Sandy,
and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick,
where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possession:
the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro!
And for the grand finale,
every one of my closest friends
joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital!
[hyperventilating]
I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!
Hnnng!
[fireworks]
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day ever ♪
♪ It's the best day ever! ♪
♪ Best day... ♪
[laughing]
[grunting]
Get out of the way, boy!
[grunting]
Wah!
Me building's been condemned, boy!
We got ourselves a nematode infestation!
[the nematodes burp]
[gasps]
But, the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab!
Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave!
[screams]
Guys, you're ruining
[off-key] the best day...
[clears throat] Wait, no.
[off-key] Best day... [clears throat]
[flute sound, cheering]
Huh?
[flute sound]
[cheering]
[groaning]
[gasps]
Keep playing, lad!
Take them devil's sons of the sea
away from me restaurant!
[flute sound, cheering]
[flute stops]
[cheering]
[abrupt silence, snoring]
[beeping]
[gasps] Whoa!
I gotta get to Sandy's!
Wait ‘til Sandy gets a load
of these adhesive karate gloves.
Hyah!
[giggles]
[laughs]
Hyah!
SpongeBob, what on Earth are you doing?!
Oh, just a little something I like to call karate!
I can't right now, SpongeBob.
I got a leak in my roof
the size of a full-grown quarter horse!
Mm-hm. I see.
Okay, then. I'll come back later.
Hyah!
Knock it...
off!
[screaming]
[grunting]
[gasps] It stopped?
SpongeBob!
Yeah?
Hang on! I'm going to get some sealant
and patch and trowel!
Aww...
Oh, no Krabby Patties, no karate,
but at least I still have jellyfishing with...
Hey, there he is now!
Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new...
- [crying] - What's wrong, Patrick?
I broke my net!
Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net.
For me?
[giggling]
Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new...
[crying] SpongeBob! I broke...
Hey, can I use this one?
Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.
Yeah?