Hi Guys, it's Tana Mongeau
Welcome to my channel or welcome back to my channel so basically Liza Koshy googled herself, and I'm not creative
So now I'm googling myself, I wanted to do this for a really long time
I'm not going to lie since like the beginning of my Youtube channel when I had like 10,000 subscribers, and I was like google-able
But I never got around to do it because quite frankly
I am literally too stupid to like
Do things on the screen and like put them on a camera and like edit them
and like put it on the internet like I literally like ask gaby like I asked everyone
I've ever seen like do this like how to figure it out, and I like couldn't figure it out
And so finally I like asked my friend Bobby to help me
So he just tried to explain it to me for like the last 10 minutes
And I still don't get it at all so shout out to Bobby
For helping me with that because like too blonde too stupid to understand how to do this
But let's get in to googling myself because I'm just like
So famous and important because social media influencer before I get into the video make sure to subscribe
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I get on a bus and leave on a world tour holy shit it finally feels real, and that's very terrifying in the bus
it's going to be so fucking disgusting and I'm so not prepare for it
But I'm coming to like every city in the u.s.
so you should totally click that link below and come through and meet me and all of my friends and Corinna and
Elijiah and Christine and a bunch of other special guests
that I have yet to announce so without further ado let's get into googling myself
I'm really scared as to what I'm going to find oh my God, okay
I guess we should start with typing in Tana Mongeau, Tana Mongeau tour! The plug!
Honestly the first three options are really nice like Tana Mongeau age, Tana Mongeau merch, Tana Mongeau Tour
I was totally expecting it to be like Tana Mongeau liar
Tana Mongeau hoe,
Wait, Tana Mongeau lyrics, oh my god! The lyrics to my 'Roast Yourself' are on like rapgenius.com
I'm a fucking rapper. Holy shit. I wrote these lyrics and their on the internet. oh my god, wait. That's actually really exciting.
Guys, tell me in the comments below if you want me to come out with a rap song I really want to do it
But like I'm scared. Okay wait, so I've been doing this video for literally one minute
And I managed to somehow already fuck it up. We're back! Tana Mongeau is
Dead that's actually so ironic that an article about my best friend is dying is on this page
And I got a tattoo for him today. That's so weird. Tana Mongeau
Net Worth. Let's see. I feel like that could be interesting. How much money Tana Mongeau makes on YouTube
That's sad like that's not my net worth. There's a petition. There is a literal petition on change.org
like the website
that people make petitions for normally for like charity like people with cancer get petitions to get money like it's normally like to change the
world you know. Like petitions for like planting fucking trees, and there is a literal petition to shut down
my YouTube channel.
with over 20- *laughs*
there is a petition to shut down my YouTube channel with
25,000 signatures, that is so fucking tragic and so fucking sad
But also like haters are my motivators. I feel like that's a lot of people. It's kind of cool. After alleged arrest
I would be the only person to have a mugshot and people would still be like
alleged arrest like, no you staged it, you faked it, like fake mugshot. Youtuber Tana Mongeau is selling merch that bears her mugshot
oh my god it's on tubefilter.com, that's like a big media. Go me!
Mongeau is also using the arrest to plug her forthcoming
summer tour which is being produced by full screen, 'Meet me, a criminal, in your city.' She wrote to her viewers in her latest
Youtube video description box, holy fuck.
I'm a role model. Tana Mongeau memes
So people always
Make memes like this about me and like I wanna say like five months ago I was on the front page of Reddit for like
72 hours like so long and everyone was texting me about it with memes like this. It's like guy: sits down at bar and orders drink
YouTuber: and then it's like my thumbnail, I ALMOST GOT ROOFIED & SHOT (no clickbait)
and to this day all of the top comments on my videos are always like jokes like that
and I'm like you are not original like they're everywhere like I see this meme
24/7 this is the iconic one. Uber driver: drives over pothole. Uber driver: sorry about that
Youtuber: I almost died in an Uber (no clickbait) That literally haunts me in my sleep. Tana Mongeau in highschool.
Oh my God
My glow up is like really remarkable like who is she like this is literally a photograph of Michael Jackson like I don't
understand how I looked like that and how I look like this, I'm not even calling myself
hot. I'm literally saying like who is she I don't know her. Tell me why it looks like me.
That's the problem. So I just Urban Dictionary myself
So there's two definitions, and I just want to talk about the difference in the two in like a 10 month time span
So on June 30th 2016 the definition of Tana Mongeau in Urban Dictionary is a female youtuber from Las Vegas, Nevada
She's mostly popular for her storytime and rant videos on her main channel
She also posts vlogs and hauls on her second channel. Her entire channel is based on being funny and real with her audience.
So then you scroll up, and to ten months later
It says, Tana Mongeau
An annoying ass girl who cries and exaggerates everything in her story time and she likes to talk shit about other people
But as soon as people talk shit back. She cries like a little bitch and goes on You Now
to cry about it and saying she doesn't deserve it. Tana Mongeau should kill herself.
Like in 10 months!
That's the difference. Oh my god! I have an IMDB
I'm an actress. It's fine. She's an actress. I'm an actress. It's fine. I'm also a singer, I'm also a model... no, I'm just kidding
Oh my god! That's when I was a pink power ranger. Funny story about when I was on the set of being a pink power ranger, okay?
I'm shooting with all of these youtubers that
I don't really know the only person I had ever heard of there was like
IJustine but she wasn't shooting the same scene as me so I was shooting a different scene with all these people dressed as power rangers
and so I'm standing there
It's freezing cold outside
Apparently I was supposed to spend like weeks studying lines and like movements and stuff to be this pink power ranger
But literally like the day of my manager was just like so you're going to be a pink power ranger like look like a fucking
Pink power ranger, so I get there
And I'm super unprepared so all day the directors and the producers
And stuff are already like pissed as shit because like everyone else like knows exactly what to do and I'm like
so what do I do and so
I'm like standing there
And my like main scene as a power ranger is I have to like I still can't even do it.
Stand like this with my hands like push them forward and like as I push them forward
I have to yell "It's Morphine time!" and like at the top of my lungs
and I have to yell like Pterodactyl and like turn my hands or whatever which sounds decently simple
But the guy who was teaching me to be a pink power ranger
Looked like a red power ranger on the power rangers show for like 10 fucking years so like he took it very very seriously
No tea
No shade. I'm just saying like he took it way too seriously and so obviously because he's like passionate about it he did it for like 10 years whereas
I'm like I'm going to be a pink power ranger like I love pink, I don't give a shit like hehehe. Do I look cute?
Like, I don't care as much as he does you know what I mean. And so he's standing there being there like put your hands at a
90 degree angle and then turn them up higher than 60 degree angle to make sure to project your voice
Exactly at the eye and like it's morphin time and like put the majority of your weight on like your left leg and like all
This kind of stuff so every time I was like doing any little thing wrong
We would all have to start over and I would have to do it again and so the director who was like filming it
I felt like he was getting fed up with me taking forever
I'm like trying to like morph into a fucking Pterodactyl perfectly like it's like my specialty and so I'm standing there
And I've probably done it like 10 times
and I'm not doing it bad. Like I literally just like "It's Morphine Time!"
Like what am I supposed to do here like I'm not a fucking power ranger
And so finally he cuts the scene and he looks at one of the producers and like loud as fuck is like well
Yeah, we only have her here cause she's like the hot blonde dumb one and I was like *gasps*. And he was like
Okay! Take 12 like didn't even like miss a beat and I literally like walked of set
and like cried and screamed, and then just walked back on set
and I was like "It's Morphine Time!" and for some reason, that 12th tape was like perfect
And that's the tape that they use as me being a pink power ranger
So that's great, but all the other people that I worked on that with were really fuckin awesome
So no shade and you can't like find the guy who said that anywhere online
So don't go to try to like find him and ruin his life and like kill his family
But update if you didn't believe that I'm a rapper
I also have a stubhub so I mean... Update if you still didn't believe I was a rapper
I am on rapgenius.com. Tana Mongeau lyrics, songs, and albums. And if you scroll down one time
I'm also on Ticketmaster. Okay
So I'm going to see if there are any Tana Mongeau quizzes and I'm going to take them. How much do you know about Tana Mongeau.
allthetests.com. When is Tana Mongeau's birthday? June 24th. It just passed. I'm 19.
What is Tana's middle name? Marie. What is the name of Tana's best friend. Okay
This is literally a list of all of my best friends?
so I mean like I don't know I guess I'll say Imari but I mean like I don't have a boyfriend, so
this is awkward, I don't know I'm gonna have to say Dawson. Cause you know Shane Dawson's my daddy.
How old is her? 19. This quiz is boring as fuck.
Whoever made this. Tana Mongeau and Shane Dawson fan fiction. Fan fiction is so weird to me
No shade to anybody who makes fan fiction.
It's just like interesting especially when you're reading it about yourself If you guys want me to do a whole video reading fanfiction, let me know.
Shane was walking in target to get a new shirt for a photo shoot
That sounds just like Shane. He leaves the house.
He does photoshoots. and Tana was at Target to get a new dress for a different photoshoot.
Tana got this dress and these shoes. Super modest. I love the color teal.
I wear it all the time. Shane got this because his photo shoot is on the road.
And wants to blend in and his second shirt is nice because he wants a nice shirt because he doesn't have a nice shirt.
You know, Shane is like so poor. Tana drops all her stuff. Shane: I'm so sorry. Tana: Oh, it's fine!
Shane: Are you sure? Tana: Yes. Shane: You know what? I'll pay for your dress
He's just like a sugar daddy, you know? He's just so rich!
It's like honestly that's how it would go, so the only fanfiction on wattpad about me is I'm in Target
I run into Shane Dawson and he buys me a dress that's very expensive
Okay, so the story actually keeps going and now I'm in Target
And now I'm in this $300 dress that Shane bought me and we're in Russia
and we're killing people with guns. The spelling on this is amazing. I'm honestly just skipping to the end of the fanfiction to see if we fuck.
So I skip like three pages ahead and now I'm pregnant with his kids, so we fucked. We had babies named Alecia and Beth.
So I'm gonna read my famous birthdays because famous birthdays are always very random
I'm going to boost myself because I want to be number one over Jacob Sartorius really badly. You guys don't have to boost me or anything. It's fine.
Like I'll do it myself. Okay, so everything on my Famous Birthdays actually looks fairly normal. I guess it's been updated suddenly
they care about me, but the only thing is that it says before fame she was first social media active on twitter.
creating her second account in august of 2012 after her first was suspended which literally never happened. So that kind of sucks.
Wait! You can edit it. Famous Birthdays if you're watching this it's literally me so like if you wanna put it like you know.. High school
Dropout who just learned
Square roots the square root of 36 is 6. Don't say I never taught you anything.
Jesus-freak
boasting a
kid-Friendly YouTube channel she is most well known for
dating
Justin Bieber and being the slim thickest
Social-Media influencer to this day recently she became a daily vlogger
consequently Jake Paul, Logan Paul, Casey Neistat, and
David Dobrik all resigned due to the amazing quality of her vlogs.
Blotched nose job. 4 + 2
equals.. ugh! You have to do math?
Six! My number two
teen.com articles like the top two are Tana Mongeau lands money to Disney star for Drugs and
Tana Mongeau, Scott Disick hook up sex
attempt like what the fuck like I'm really happy that my teen.com articles are pure
Yo, I literally posted a vlog called at the teen choice awards even though it's rigged. Like I forgot about that.
I used to be much more of a savage. That's so ugly! I just had to google this to see if this existed.
Alright guys, I google myself, and that's what I found
I honestly was expecting there to be a lot worse stuff a lot of worst things
I've said and done taking pictures of and there was none of it. I felt like that was very PG
So I hope you guys enjoyed watching me Google myself. If you guys want to hear that story about the teen choice award awards or
About anything else this video
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