*WHOOPSH*
Top of the morning to ya laddies
My name is Jacksepticeye
And welcome back to a
Try not to laugh or try not to cringe
or try not to whatever challenge
I don't know, I don't even know what the last one was
I put in the thumbnail that I was trying not to cringe
But then it turned into something else by the end of it
And I was laughing at some parts of it
That I feel like I shouldn't have been laughing at, so I don't know.
I don't know what to call this, I don't know what to call these episodes so
I'll figure it out
but let's just get into it and figure out as we go along
Let's try not to do both even though that's going to be very hard
Because I cringe and I laugh at a lot of stuff
Even though the last episode was just a lot of me just feeling bad
About humanity.
Because a lot of stuff happened I just felt bad for the people involved
in these videos so...
I tried to pick better ones, It's kinda hard to pick stuff that I haven't seen before
This one's called
"Eric Weber tanzt im Grossen Rat Frau an"
I don't know what that means
I-I don't know what that means but hopefully somebody can help me
I can probably just translate it
Um
BUT...
I- It said something about Swiss people, Swiss politicians
Something..I don't know
*Music*
Is this it?
*Music*
Is this the whole thing, we're just dancing?
*Music*
This isn't that bad
Look at 'em go
*Music*
She must be like a fitness instructor or something
That's a good initiative for the office
*Music*
Oh no.
Oh NO.
OOOH
NOOOOOO
Duuude
*Jack noise*
*Music*
Aw now you ruined everyone's fun
Everyone was having such a great time dancing and now look what you did
You had to be a creep!
Yeah the guards telling you like "Get the fook outta here"
AHH then they get back into it there at the end
They were getting ready to dance again
Good for them!
Oh God, I, oh, like WHY
Why would you do that
Why would you ruin a good thing
Everyone's there having a good time
Having fun, dancing around
Oh it's all jolly, it's all well
And then NO, some weirdo has to come down and be like "Hey I'm gonna dance with the instructor"
Yeah 'cause that's appropriate
Yeah nobody else is doing it but I'M gonna be the one
Ok, that video wasn't so bad, I just feel bad for the instructor lady
'Cause she didn't really know what to do
She was- she just kept dancing
And then
Fuckin weirdo McGee came down
And did he touched her and everything?
Ah he DID
And then fucking Colonel Sanders comes in and is like
"Get outta here, NO MORE CHICKEN FOR YOU"
And then he just kinda gave up
He's like "I, I fucking tried"
"I pushed him and I pointed"
"He's not leaving what do we do?"
And then the dude's just like
This one's called 'Drew Tells a Joke'
And I think these are the Giant Bomb people... Yeah.
Thanks to our Giant Bomb for this, it says in the description.
Okay so
I don't know which one's Drew
I don't know these Giant Bomb people
I think- I think I know this dude
I used to watch Giant Bomb, they're like uh
A video game website and they do podcasts and gameplays
And all sorts of stuff
Video: "Your using a fence as your shield"
Video: "Alright" "Okay"
(Weird sounds including the words 'OY' and 'YEAH')
Video: Oh'k.
Video: K
Video:"Use your child as a pawn
Video:"Yup"
Video: "Barter him"
Is there a joke?
Video: "It's a de-FENCE"
Video: "Brian, you planning on playin' more Dead Rising?"
I-I-I don't know how-
OOOOOOOOOHHH
She said at the start you're using a fen- your fence as a shield
So he said it's a de-FENCE, it's a defense
As in like that's the joke
My fence is my shield, it's my defense, It's my de-FENCE
Ah?
But why, why did it take him so long to say it?
Video: "Its a de-Fence"
Nobody turned around
Nobody showed their heads
Nobody fucking batted an eyelid
It's like he didn't even say anything to them
And then he looks into the camera at the end
Drew knows what the FUCK is up
That's a good joke
Still kind of feel bad that nobody laughed
Ok THIS one I wanted to put in
Just so I can clarify a lot of stuff that's happened
A lot of you have probably seen this already
It's the Cringemas thing in Brighton that we did
The charity livestream where I would go out and handshake Felix
If you HAVEN'T seen it, then let's take a little goosey, a little goos'y gander.
Video: "There he is, clap it up everyone."
Felix: "Markiplier!"
Felix: "Heyy, welcome. Welcome"
Jack in video: "Good joke, good joke."
Felix: Thank you- *Repeated mumbling of 'oh no'*
(Word ''Cool'' repeated numerous times)
Jack in video: "Hello, hello everyone. CRINGEMAS! So your all cringin' yet?"
*laughter*
Jack in video: "That was the worst."
Felix: You know what I always say-
Ohh, see. This is the thing
I thought it was pretty clear that this was a joke
Because I know that Felix hate's handshakes
Well, he doesn't hate handshakes, he hates when handshakes when go wrong
He- he almost has a fuckin' phobia of them
It's so weird, what's up with that?
*Laughs*
So when handshakes go wrong, he's-his face just implodes
into oblivion
it's like his fuckin' lips come out of the back of his head
it's so funny. So what I did- cause he introduced me as Markiplier
So I came down and was like "okay let's make this super awkward then"
Like something was going on
And it was 'Cringemas'
So I was trying to create cringe
So I went down- and you can even fuckin' see me pull away
from the handshake, when I go down
Like hands out, he shakes his own hand
He's even doing the fuckin' meme himself
Of shaking his own hand like people have done in videos
And then I pulled away and I thought he was joking as well
But then no, he apparently took it seriously
And then everyone was like "Oh god, Jack this is so cringy"
I bet all the comments are saying that as well
"That's the worst shit I've ever seen..So creeeengy. Thanks for this video though
"I love how Felix just disappears over the couch just murmuring to himself"
Cringe level 9- 90,000? Not even 9,000.
It's not even real fuckin' cringe
I'll show you real cringe
This is real cringe
This is real cringe right here
That's- that's- that's what real cringe is
Not a- not a joke-y hand shake
On a live stream
This is the cringe
This is 100% cringe
There's over- there's a couple thousand videos worth of cringe here
It's a good channel
I'll show ya, I'll show ya' some cringe. If you guys want to see some...
HERE'S Some fuckin'... there's some fuckin' cringe.
There, that's 100% cringe right there, look at this shit.
What is this.
How's it goin bros?
But while were on the topic, of me. And cringe.
This is another one that keeps being thrown back to me, every now and then.
Let. Lets just watch. Lets just watch this.
Jack in video: "Hi, nice outfit"
Video: "Ok. - Is it ok if I ask a bit of a stupid question?" *person screaming 'Yes'*
Jack in video: "By all means"
Video: have you seen chef?
Video: "Have I seen chif?"
Video: "Chef"
Video: "I guess not because I dont know what that is."
Oh its bad... Its pretty bad.
Its... its bad.
Jack in Video: "What... WHAT is it?"
See somebody in the audience didn't get it either. Ok let me explain this out
The guy asked "have you seen chef" which is like an idubs, max mofo, filthy frank..that kind of universe, meme and joke that they go around asking people
And I should've known because he's dressed up as like green guy or green cunt as they call him
Umm I should have known that, like I should have got the connection. I should have got the reference
But in that scenario I could not hear anything
I was up on the stage and he's- he asked something and all I heard was
Reverb I couldn't even hear what I was saying and it was coming out though speakers on the stage
So it was really really hard to hear what anybody was saying there
and then I was like have I seen chif?
and I just didn't get it. At the time I didn't know the meme either
Now I do..obviously,
and some people in the audience- somebody was like "its a meme" I didn't here that either
Somebody else said its from south park i didn't hear that either
so- and I felt so bad
not for myself- I didn't- I didn't care about myself. I felt so bad for this guy
because he asked the question it was supposed to be really funny and everything
Umm and then I ruined it.
I ruined it on him and I felt so bad
Video: "Chif?"
Video: "Umm. It's sort of just a reference to idubs"
*Awkwardness*
and again, didn't hear that at all
and here you can hear it much clearer because there's a direct feed from the microphone..
..into the livestream. I couldn't hear it
Video: "Of course I've seen Filthy Frank"
and then I heard people say Papa Franku and I was like
OH YES...I have seen Filthy Frank
I AM ALSO part millennial
HELLO, HI kinda thing so..
I felt so bad because I tried to save it and I tried to- I tried to not just be like
"Okay thanks for the question" and move on because I felt so bad for the kid
and I even apologized to him and said I'm sorry for making it awkward
Jack in video: Well I haven't seen like every single one of his videos...
Jack in video: But I have seen a lot of them
and I tried to get something out of it, instead of just being like
"Yes I have seen Filthy Frank" and move on
Jack in video: and I have seen like some of the cooking videos
Video:Thank you
Jack in video: I should have known from the outfit *laughs*
Jack in video: God it all makes sense now
Jack in video: Thank you. Sorry for making things awkward *laughs*
I felt so bad
If- If that dude is out there watching, I'm sorry
I didn't mean to like draw attention to you in the middle of something like that
My bad. It was my bad for not actually knowing what the fuck was going on
Hopefully next time I can actually hear
THAT or I can just actually know what the fuck the memes are
I need- I need the memes
NEXT on the cringe chopping block we have-
None of these are like super cringy yet
None of these are THAT bad
This one's called "Alex Tribek Drops The Hammer on Nerdcore Hip-Hop"
I don't even know what nerdcore hip-hop is
Video: People who identify as nerdy rapping about the things they love
Video: Video games, science fiction...having a hard time meeting romantic partners
Video: You know. It's really catchy and fun
Video: Losers in other words
Video: Well...I think-*forced laugh*... Sure
OHHHH
Oh Alex
Oh Mr. Tribek
Kebert Zela. OH. You try and fuckin' shame this woman
There's lots of video game raps on YouTube that are fuckin' awesome
Have you ever heard Dan Bull's Overwatch rap?
It's fuckin' awesome
And then he calls them "losers"
And her f- her poor, fake, forced, uncomfortable laugh
Video: *laughs* Sure
*Jack imitates laugh* Sure
*Imitates laugh again*
Whatever Alex. Ya fuckin' crazy, oldtimer
*Imitates laugh again* Sure
OHHHH NOOO
This one's called "Davenport University Commencement Back Flip" ??
and it's only seven seconds long
Ohh I don't know if I'm able for this one
Is- Is he- Is he just going to fuck up the flip?
Is that what's going to happen?
Video: Student Taylor Briggs
*Crowd cheering*
*Crowd OOOOH*
*Jack laughing*
Okay I can't
*Jack laughing*
It- That wasn't just what he did
It wasn't just a back flip and his whole like..
and THEN the back flip
It's that he- he left frame and all you hear is.. BOOM
*Jack laughing*
Perfect comedic timing and everyone's reactions
*Jack laughing*
Because everyone goes "WOOOO"...
BOOM!
Perfect timing
And look at everyone back here! Oh that was awesome
Every- Everyone turns around like a fuckin gunshot went off
Like. WHO has it! WHO has the gun!
NOPE! Just a fuckin' idiot doing a back flip
I mean, fair play to him for getting up in front of everybody like that
Like, your teachers, your peers, your superiors, your family maybe, friends
Everybody's there
and you try and do THAT and he probably has a broken nose now or something
Well actually if he did, I'd feel pretty bad for him
But have the balls to do that and go up and fail it
ehh good for you Davenport University Commencement back flip mother fucker
I mean, I respect the effort
and the commitment
But let's face it. If he landed he still would have looked a little douchey
because..who does that
*High-five noise*
"Alki David Farts on Red Carpet" ??
Or All-key
I don't know how to pronounce that name
Video: Good to have you here
Video: Thank you so much
Video: You look beautiful Nishka
Video: Well I'm a little bit chilly, Jan
Video: Ah's okay
*Fart noise*
Video: Alki..I- I don't want to put my mouth on that now
Video: That was absolutely disgusting
OHKAY
Alki David
I don't know who you are, but are you fuckin' six?
And I thought this dude was cool at the start
Cus he's like "Thank you very muuch.."
I thought he was like- woah he sounds kinda like Elvis
What's goin on?
Video: 9021GO and uhh of course her face
*forced laugh*
Oh what is that laugh?
*fart noise*
*Fored laugh*
*Forced laugh* Sure
Alright last one...Last one
Things aren't that bad. This on isn't that bad
It's not too strange. Not this video
I don't know what this is
But this video SO FAR is not that bad
There's not that much cringe in it
This one's called "Danny Shine gets set upon on Camden High Street, London"
I don't- Here is Danny Shine
As usual with his megaphone on Camden High market square street..
Telling people about the food ingredients
I think if you're eating at McDonalds, you kinda know that the food is bad for you
I don't think anyone goes in and goes
"Mmm Healthy"
*Video chatter*
Video: It's your birthday?
Video: Oh. Your friends obviously don't like you very much. They took you-
*People in video yelling*
*Boy screaming*
*More yelling*
I can't. I can't. I can't.
Like, whatever with the dude
Whatever he's sayin and everything
I don't agree with him. I don't agree
Like about- he's allowed to do what he wants
I'm assuming you're allowed to stand out and megaphone like that
Or else the guards would be there. The cops would be there. Whatever
Umm
And he'd be kicked off
But, don't- don't throw a drink in his face
I mean he did say 'I guess your friends don't care about you'
But
Be the bigger person and move on
don't do that
What I hate the most is THIS
Like, the teenage mentality of all gathering around
and then laughing at him like a fuckin' zoo animal
Ohh no. I can't do it
This is why I can't like watch prank videos
Because I feel so bad for the people involved
Regardless of what the people were doing, it's just
Ahhh
*Screaming*
AGAIN?
*Screaming*
AND ice cream
*Screaming*
Fuck people, man..
Fuck humans..
Fuck everybody in this video
UGH
So gross
I almost made it
I almost made it to the end of the video without one of those
I tried- I tried-
I thought I picked like, lighter hearted things this time
I should've- I should've known from that
With the dude and the megaphone in his hand
And the video started like twenty minutes in
Out of a twenty-four minute video
UGH feel really bad for him
Again, as I said, I don't agree with what he's saying
I think the people going into McDonalds kinda know it's bad
Umm
And I don't think you should be outside trying to make people feel even worse
going into McDonalds and that kind of stuff
But- like don't fuckin' throw a drink and ice cream at him
Don't degrade the poor man
and then don't stand around..like..laughing
and cackling at him
UGH
May- Maybe- Maybe I'm the one that's wrong
Maybe I just have a heart
WELL THAT DOES IT FOR THIS..
Try not to- whatever
I dunno
Try not to lose faith in humanity
That's what I think I should call them
From now on
I dunno because- Well I did cringe
I did laugh at the back flip
DAMN IT!
I lose every time- well
I'm pretty sure I'm setting myself up to lose
Because as I said in the last one,
I'm terrible at these
I laugh at the stupidest shit half the time
But it- it's when it comes down to the prank-y ones
A lot of times I- I just feel bad
I don't cringe, I don't laugh
I just feel like this sinking heart feeling
That somebody else is feeling awkward and uncomfortable
and I'm just like no
I can put myself in that position way too easily
and then I feel terrible
*Sutters*
ANYWAY if you have any videos or anything like that
like stuff for these types of videos
Because I tried looking up new ones
But a lot of the ones that I could have reacted to
or I could have..watched
Or something like that I..
I had seen them already
Or other YouTubers had done them and I'd seen them there
Or I'd seen them in vine compilations
Or something somewhere
So it was really hard to find new videos that I hadn't seen before
or that I didn't know what was going to happen in them
So. I dunno, it's kinda difficult to find really good ones for videos like this, so.
By all means, help me out whenever you can.
I- I wanna see what you guys have up your sleeves, 'cause I'm sure there's a lot of videos out there that I haven't seen.
But anyway, thank you guys so much for watching this video. If you liked it,
punch that like button in the face,
LIKE A BOSS! And, high fives all 'round. *Wapoosh* *Wapoosh*
But thank you guys, and I will see all you dudes, IN THE NEXT VIDEO!
I need to go watch videos of puppies or something now to cheer myself up.