Top of the morning to ya laddies
My name is jacksepticeye and welcome to It's Paper Guy or Michael Scott dunder Mifflin as I like to call it
Um, this game is a 2D like well you'll get it as we play it's hard to explain
It's like Paper Mario in a way the style of it. But as you can see the way you play the game is
*whoah*
Very very nifty. I like this a lot. Some games have done things kind of like this like a Snipper Clips
Or umm, God there's a game in my head that I'm thinking of and I can't think of it right now because I'm too busy
gawking at the little birds
Can I cut the bird? Ah there he is paper guy in his paper swing in his paper tree.
Oh it's French (oops!) Can I?
Oh I can cut him out of the tree
That's cute.
Can I just cut everything. Oh my god. Can I cut him? No
You could cut everything but yourself
The one thing paper man really wanted to cut can I kill the animals
No, why would I want to kill the, the poor little squirrel?
Oh my god, I have the power of
God and paper on my side. Hey, there's a title screen
*deep voice thingy* Omae wa mou shindeiru.
It reminds me of playing Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
The one with Raiden where you could just cut everything at will
This is super fun. Oh, I cut down the bridge before I realised what it's supposed to do. I'm too good at this game
That's my problem.
Ah, this is nice. It's like tearaway
Have any of you ever played that game? I love that game such a charming little game. Cut all the reeds
Haha, take that ducks now you've nowhere to hide
Actually, none of the animals have anywhere to hide if I have anything to say about it
There's Jim!
Bastard slept with my wife
Do you think I could cut him?
Moving on! (Weird walk cycle noises)
I have a fun walk cycle. See you later. Jim (Quieter) kill you in your sleep. (Normal volume) I'm, umm, what
I said nice Jeep, okay!
Ma foret (My forest)
Does that mean your rabbit? Your forest? Your roses? Your rock? Your tree?
Your face
*Imitates character*
I can cut his words! Suck on that I don't care about what you're saying
He's just gonna keep saying it over and over again, ah "ma foret" means my windmill
Okay, don't worry, buddy. I'll save your windmill for I am
Jolly bolly jumpy man, and I have the power of killing dogs
My first reaction is to cut the dog's head off
Warning bad dog. It was the sign that was making him bad. He's a lovely dog now. Oh no Fido.
I know you were growling at me a second ago. Plus dogs shouldn't eat bones unless you've been boiled and are super soft
There you go. Oh my god, your face looks exactly like Gizmo's face. No! (Oh Jack!) :(
Oh Gizmo!
I miss Gizmo. Hi little buddy. You wanna come with me on an adventure? Oh
Oh God, I chopped up your bones. At least now you'll actually be able to eat them. There, eat some apples!
Roses, grass. Clouds!
What the hell do dogs eat, I don't know, the blood of the innocent, is that what you want Rex?
Okay, we'll get you that after I deforest this entire nation, by the way
Yeah, there he is! One eyed Willy!
That's awesome
That's such a cool style
There we go
I mean, my day is better. I get to cross big old fun land here. But this dude can't make no bread no more
Sorry man, oh your house is open. Can I go into your house?
Stealing and hiding squirrels? Really dude!
What would your wife say
*Tralalalalalala*
What do you want to do today Fido? Bun down the village? The dog made me do it, okay
Lalala, yes screw. Mrs. Smith's orchard company. I don't give a shit
I forgot that I can go forward and back I could have went to Jim and talked to him about sleeping with my wife Oh
Oh Monsieur
Et Bonjour mes amis, mon ami! (And hello my friends, my friend)
(Reading speech bubble: Sorry, no dogs in this village)
Oh, I can't have dogs the village. Ah
(Reading speech bubble: Welcome to our village)
Ah thanks, mister
Okay, that's what I say. I quote your words as well as your throat! Hello. I mean bonjour!
Ah, precious family memories not anymore!
Fido, don't look it's a cat
Okay
not cuttable
Ha ha ha. That's what you say. Now. You're half members you went from three to one and a half
There's a cat stuck in the tree go get her Fido
No, okay, let's do this and this there we go get down out of there you silly cat
Okay, don't hump her
You're much bigger. Yo'll probably crush her bones. Oh
You guys are adorable
See you later
Okay, moving on let's go feline and canine companion
Of course the cat's not gonna follow me. There's a reason dogs are called man's best friend
Haha time is a social construct. I don't need to pay attention to that
Right down the middle like a circumcision
(Reading speak bubble: Il me semble qu'il eat l'here d'y aller: It seems to me that it's time to go)
It's been a while since I did French, okay. My pronunciation is off
(Reading speech bubble: So many documents to classify)
Freedom for everybody (Speech bubble: Ah! Nothing more to do!)
Liberte! Fraternite!. Everybody's free go out there and
Dance around like my boy. He's the best
Nobody has to work. Are you all afraid of your bosses coming in and shitting on your desk?
Fear not, no more! Life is misery and then you die and we're all dust at the end. See you later!
You want to get some water out of the well boy, I sure do
Ha damn it's not gonna work now
That's ok. Let's move on
(Reading speech bubble: Too many clients and I've broken my scissors)
Yes. Oh
Okay, you have a big ol' bushy beard. It makes people think that you're a really bad man, or like you're some sort of
Wolverine Jesus, so I'm just gonna trim you up
There you go bub
You know you have captain Blackbeard and captain Redbeard now we have captain square beard
Whoa, I can actually just make it a straight square
Fuuuu-!
You know what it still looks good. Let me just cut the ends here
Tiiiiits (in French accent)
(In French accent) I did not mean to do that. Okay?
Okay
afro turns
Square fro? Oh
Nice, it's like the dudes beard but upside down. Oh
My god, here we go
One two three four five six seven eight you're an octagon!
Okay, see you later
Are you happy now
(Reading speech bubble: Wow, you were made for this job!)
Okay. Bye. See you later. Oh my god, were you hiding those monstrous freaking alien car hands.
Oh my god, it's PewDiePie
Holy shit Felix was a barber all along. I knew YouTube wasn't working out for you, buddy
I knew that you were trying your best, but okay moving on.
Oh I don't have any money to buy the ball. That's fine. You don't need money in opposite land
Everybody's free
Voila. Oh what did I do?
Hey, I got a fancy buoyant duck on my balls come on boy, let's ruin some more businesses
I like this walk cycle much better. Are you trimming the bushes? No problem. That one's a dog?
Now there's no bushes to trim
George you can go home
Okay, see you later bye
*Trying to read speech bubble* Trouve toi-I don't speak French!
No, no, no, okay. I don't know what you want me to do
(Speech Bubble: Find yourself a buoy and climb onboard. A shipmate could be useful)
I, erm, Monty aboard (Monte a bord)
(Trying to read speech bubble) mousse pourrait
(Trying to read speech bubble) etre utile
Okay, you need something. You know what you need? You need to take a fucking chill pill. That's what you need to do. Okay moving along
Come on boy. Naww, she's playing with her little paper sword. You're no match for my world ending powers
Aww, I thought I could slice your whole house in half and make you sad
Why am I being so mean in this game
Um (Trying to read speech bubble) Ma femme ne jamais pu-ah I can't it's too much French! (My wife has never been able to reach this island but I still like it a lot)
All I say is fuck your house
There look, I'm an interior decorator everything's nicer when it's cut into bits
I don't know if I even want to go out in that water that is very scary
There's a lot of seagulls out there and I don't like them. Oh, it says find a buoy and get on board
I was supposed to keep my little floaty man.
I chopped it off. I
Like me swinging my hips though
This dude is the embodiment of PMA. He's the embodiment of this fine phrase right here!
He just wants to go out there and have a good time and he just bouncing around all day every day
Okay. Can I get a new one? Thank you. Oh
my bouncing baby boy quack quack quack, come on Gizmo
Let's go
Sounds like I got squeaky shoes on ah, there we go we can get on board.
I don't want to go on to the sea with a crazy old lady with one eye
Well, sure, Tallyho
(Trying to read speech bubble) C'est parti, matelot! (Speech bubble: Let's go, sailor!)
I dunno what that means. Whoo, cut the waves. This isn't gonna be a George Clooney perfect storm. Whoop-
I had, was that spaghetti and meatballs?
I don't know what that was, but I'm glad it's gone
Tentacruel
Okay, if there's any icebergs ahead, this is what they could have used on the Titanic
Instead of wondering which one of them could fit in the big door
Pretty sure that's spaghetti bolognaise that's attacking us, but that's fine
Oh oh, oh oh, it's the Kraken!
Cut him!
Did that actually work?
I mean, I knew I was the greatest
But I didn't know that you knew I was the greatest already. Okay, everybody off. Can I get away for the crazy lady? Okay. Bye
Quick cut the anchor make her sink
Ahaaa, we're done!
Sorry, I know you guys all made the game thomas-jeanne
Malo Marc Jonas and Matthieu, Matthieu's just a pizza man. Apparently
Okay. Sorry, I'm gonna put up all your work just so you guys know who's boss the end. No, it's not
It's the start again look
Aww, thanks for playing! And the cat's back see you later paper guy
Don't shit on my head. Okay? I heard it's good luck, but it also smells
I'm straight back to the beginning.
Oh that was cute. I really like that. Oh, I could have changed the language. Ah
Well, that's confusing I cut the English so I ended up on French *flashback* the way you play the game is ah
You know what it made it even more fun to try and figure out so that was its paper guy
Just a little small little game that they put together. I found this on itch, itch.io
Because it was one of the higher rated games there. Really fun little game. That was really well put together
I mean there wasn't a whole lot to it and you were just kind of bounding along and you could cut out anything but
I like these types of games and interesting mechanics
And I like his walk cycle, it made him all bouncy and positive and flowing. I love that
I'll leave a link in the description for you guys to be able to go play it for yourselves-play it in French
It's better that way
But thank you guys so much for watching this episode if you liked it punch that like button in the face
LIKE A BOSS!. And, high fives all round *whapoosh* *whapoosh*
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes...in the next video!
*Outro Song-I'm Everywhere by Teknoaxe*
Merci! Bye-bye!