Santa don't know if she want to!
Hey man.
What's up dude?
How's your diddly day-what're you doin' over there?
Nothing, nothing, nothing.
OHHHH!
Did someone get caught watching porn again?
No, I'm not watching porn, dude.
Gotta let-you gotta beach the whale, sometimes.
You know I'm saying?
I don't get that metaphor.
Beach the whales; The whale's your dick.
Oh. (Beach)
What's with this hair-light, dude?
'Cuz it's...hair-hair light.
I got a hair cut.
OHHHHH!
Nice haircut Klaus...
...and by the way the only person who's allowed to beach their whale at work... is me.
What's up with this, dude?
Why are you in a gimp suit?
To be more professional, dude. It's time to grow up. Pimps are the biggest businessman.
From day one to now one, baby.
If Cib wanted to be taken seriously in the business world...
I think he would get-I don't know a gray suit or a black one or... blue even!
If you wanna be taken seriously business world I feel like you would get grey or...
black or blue even.
Pimp, Pimp power.
P power, P...
Pee-pee boo boo boo boo boo.
How do you feel right now?! You walk into work you see this man!
Gimme a gimme a little swag walk a little swag catwalk.
Little bit of a swag walk?
Is your knee okay?
Yeah, I really damaged it actually did you want to see the walk now or later?
I didn't go into work today because I just wasn't feeling myself.
I didn't feel like seeing James or Cib either cuz sometimes you just need some space from your boys.
So instead I decided to take my best friend out to lunch,
Autum.
(Ew)
Thank you...first off. Thank you so much! I really appreciate you coming here, Autumn.
We don't really get a chance to uh...you know go out much.
Yeah
Yeah, so uh?
Got any-got any big Christmas plans coming up?
Got anything you'd...anything noteworthy anything you looking forward to?
Me neither.. Simple holidays.
Just...hanging back...I guess...you know.
Uh...
This was already a nightmare.
I mean how hard is it just to respond to a simple question?
"Hey, Autumn, got any Christmas plans?"
"Actually, Steve, I don't celebrate Christmas. I celebrate the day of reckoning...
...which awaits Anubis' return and the ultimate destruction of the western world."
Well, I'm sorry I asked.
GIRLS!
OH-WHAT THE?
(unnecessary stomping)
Don't...EVER!...do that again.
EVER!
Hey, both of you. This is a business.
And we'll treat each other with respect.
Trying to study here. What are you-
Why are you looking at shapes, dude?
I'm studying calculus, gremlin.
Calculus?! That's fucking...geometry. Barely.
Tell me how it's not calculus, then.
Because calculus isn't about shapes!
Oh, it isn't?
That's geometry!
Well, maybe it's subjective...
It's not. It's math-it's the one thing that's not.
Yeah, this is why I didn't feel like going into work today. This right here.
As you can see...
Women have...women have two boobs.
Small tidbit! Jessica Samson didn't find out love until firth grade.
She's a small tit bitch, she is.Yeah.
Main concerns:
Yeah?
Tits and ti-..tits.
Next lesson.
Computer goals:
Her tits are here, still.
Cib says things that always bring me back to the same problem:
How and why is Sammy Jo even remotely attracted to him
sexually, emotionally, mentally, metaphysically...
...psychologically, philosophically, physically?
There's graphs, graduals, gradual residuals, here.
Your- your count just skyrockets after Bitcoin follows you. Bitcoin is falling by bit-um...
No touch porn?
Huh?
No. Touch. Porn...
Please Alfredo, don't click on that.
This part-I think it's part of the calculus lesson, probably.
No, it just looks like she's fingering her fuck-hole.
I've been-uhh-I've been meaning to come get lunch with you for a while...
...and I just re-really appreciate you coming out...
...truly.
Feel like...we're part of the same company we gotta...you know mingle to...
...to make this all work. Grow a bond.
Yeah.
Totally...
And checkmate.
No, wouldn't touch that one.
Check mate dude. All you have is a pawn left. (um um um um umm)
This is the fourth game we played. I've destroyed you everything time easily.
This isn't even how you play chess. Do you even know how to play chess, dude?
Oh! Heart a-...heart attack. Ahh!
I'm better. I'm fine.
Why are you doing this?
This doesn't seem like you man.
What are you talking about?
I don't know you're just trying to like...show...
...like you're being smarter or that you're thinking more or doing smart things.
And like why? What's the point?
I get it. You're...engaged now, you know?
You uh?
You think you have to be better for her. I think she loves you the way you are, man.
Well I mean it's like...
It's more than just that. Not only do I have to...
...like I have to kick it into gear now. You know, dude?
I gotta be an adult...
...and like...
The suit just makes me...feel a little more...
...grown-up, I guess and I just don't like feeling like the idiot.
You know what I mean?
Yeah I know there's been-there's been a lot to uh...
...well to manage in general lately especially with all the changes that that we've-that we've made.
I'm just curious how you're doing with all that.
Dude, you like, you don't have to do this with me
You really don't.
I mean...
I know you've been having issues lately like...
Why aren't you hanging out with James and Cib anymore dude?
What's going on with you?
You just need to separate yourself sometimes I think...
...get too close people...
...the uhh...
They've got a good thing going on.
I just wanted to see if I could you know branch out...
...and...
....hang out with other people for once, cuz I always hang out with Cib and James
I mean, you're sure it has nothing to do with Cib not wanting to live with you?
It's not that he didn't want to live with me...he just...
...him and Sami Jo moved in together.
Yes it's-he's not living on his own. He just moved in with her.
Yeah, I just don't want to be an idiot anymore.
You know?
Like I don't really feel like I get a lot of respect around here especially from Steve.
So I'm just trying to...
Yeah, I can see that
It sucks.
It's not cool man.
I just wanna...I don't want to be an idiot anymore.
Um...
This is kind of getting serious.
Maybe we should turn off the camera.
It's probably really weird to be finally doing something you always thought you want to do and...
...it's not maybe working out the way you thought, or...
I don't know maybe you're...
Being boss you're friend is probably hard like...
I just...
Oh, good.
what song?