- Hold each other in a naked embrace for five minutes.
- [Man] Is he doing a good job of controlling himself?
- I feel literally nothing.
(orchestra music)
- I'm Mike.
- I'm Dalena.
We we're together for like three years.
Now we're exes.
Ah
- Yes.
- Dammit.
Watch porn with your ex.
If you laugh you must drink.
Let's do it.
- Have we ever watched porn together?
- No.
- We're going to now.
Hey look, Rick and Morty!
(female moaning)
- [Girl In Porn Video] I love your beautiful hair.
(guy grunting)
(female moaning)
- [Man] You did it! - I did it.
- Get ready to help me drink.
I'm never going to do that again.
- Dang.
- Let's go
- Ugh, another one!
Okay, make out with your ex
for five minutes, every 30 seconds--
- Five minutes?
- Tell them something you hate about them.
Nope, not making out with you.
- So why did we break up?
- I was, to be honest, growing more quickly than you.
- Emotionally I just wasn't ready.
- You were ready!
You wanted to get married.
- I did.
- It also felt like you lost yourself in our relationship.
Yeah!
- If she consents reveal your penis to your ex.
Let her critique it for a whole minute.
- A whole minute?
- No fucking way.
- Okay.
I don't want to look at it.
You're so last year, Mikey.
- It's Mike now.
- Whatever.
- Are you in a relationship?
- I'm not in a relationship.
- Are you dating anyone?
- Nope.
- What?
- Nope, just broke up with my girlfriend actually.
- Was it you that broke up or her?
- Me.
- Really?
- [Mike] Mhm.
- I thought that the next person you got with was for sure
going to be your wife.
- Nah.
- Oh!
- Fuck.
Receive a spanking for every sexual partner you've had
since the break up.
It's only one.
- And it's the one you just broke up with?
- Yup.
- Can I actually have a shot?
- Someone wants to drink!
- Oh shit!
Alright, this is for the one person you slept with after me.
- Ahhh.
- Oh my God!
- Did you ever consider marrying me?
- Marrying you?
- [Mike] Yes me.
- Yeah, of course I did.
We talked about marriage.
It's hard not having you in my life.
- Yeah, it was definitely hard.
- Let your ex remove your shirt with their teeth.
Sure!
- I don't want to get your hair.
- [Dalena] I just got it done, what do you think?
- [Mike] Did you?
- [Dalena] Yeah, how's the color?
- [Mike] It looks nice.
- [Dalena] Yeah?
- You're going to let me be shirtless by myself and
make me feel uncomfortable.
It's actually really cold and stuff.
- Yeah I can take my shirt off.
To be fair, to be fair.
Hold each other in a naked embrace for five minutes.
Both of you must consent.
- Is there anything you would want to apologize for
in our relationship?
- For some reason it was hard for me
to communicate and express myself.
Like, I'm sorry that I wasn't able to do that.
- I'm sorry for giving up without trying.
I mean like, it's going to take a lot more than just a sorry
but I'm sorry for how it ended.
It was a great relationship.
- It was.
- [Man] Is he doing a good job of controlling himself?
- I feel literally nothing.
- Thanks, thanks.
- Fuck!
Propose to your ex and post the photo online
saying you're getting married.
Easy, let's do it!
- I should probably put my clothes back on
just to make it seem more realistic.
- Yeah, realistic!
- Here you go.
- Alright.
I can't stop thinking about you ever since we ended,
I just knew that one day we'd be together.
Will you marry me?
- Yes!
- Is that good?
Am I in your face?
- Y'all thought we weren't together.
You miss us?
Oh my God.
- [Man] Did you post it?
- I'm going to, It's posting.
- Oh, I can't wait to see the comments
- It's posted.
Can you pull this off though?
Can you pull this back?
- Oh shit!
- It's stuck
- I guess it was meant to be.
- People are liking it.
Someone just texted me!
- Who texted you?
- My friend was like "Explain Please."
- We're engaged.
- How were you going to propose to me if you ever did?
- I've had some ideas.
Probably on a beach like in Hawaii.
- Oh!
Oh, someone commented.
- He has no idea.
- Call your parents and tell them your getting back
together with your ex.
- Your mom or your dad?
- [Mikes Mom] Hello?
- Hi mom, I just need to tell you something.
- [Mikes Mom] What?
- Do you remember Dalena?
- [Mikes Mom] Yeah.
- Me and her are getting back together.
- [Mikes Mom] What happened to your new girlfriend?
- We broke up.
- [Mikes Mom] Uh-oh, what happened?
- Well, I proposed to Dalena.
- [Mikes Mom] Oh my god, are you sure baby?
- Yeah.
- [Mikes Mom] Okay, if you're happy, I'm okay with you.
- Aw, thanks mom!
- [Mikes Mom] Alright, I love you.
- I love you.
- [Mikes Mom] Bye bye.
- Alright, bye.
- [Mikes Mom] God.
- She said God!
Oh shit.
Oh god, I'm drunk.
- Someone's drunk.
- Oh my God!
I thought I was winning.
- [Man] Not to freak you out.
Your phone is like blowing up.
- Is it really?
- [Man] Your brother's been texting you.
- Oh shit.
That's just a lot of fucking people who are nosy.
People to this day, when I run into them, they're like
"I can't fucking believe, I still can't believe
you and Mikey broke up."
- Yeah, I have a few of those.
I mean when I explain it to my friends what you meant to me.
They saw how happy I was.
- We were good together.
(Dalena screams)
- Yes!
Give me that two hunned!
- No!
Alright fine!
- Come on!
- [Man] Was this therapeutic?
- A little bit.
- Little bit.
- Yeah!
- Alright.
What kind of shimmy is that?
- Shimmy, shimmy!
- Beer pong, if you want to reconnect,
have a little bit of anxiety, have a little bit of fun,
- Come here and play it.
There's also an expansion pack called Holidares.
If you want to get darey.
- Do something fun.
- Do something fun?
I have money in my pants.