for my first term at University I rented the
bathroom in a student house and slept in the bathtub every night
Greg yes before we even start this can you stand up [Applause]
there'll be no unless Dave who stands up with me there'll be no perspective
David in fact let's have proper perspective Connie can you stand up
you know the question yeah what's the answer
uh well I just uh hung off the end of the bath As I Hang off every single bed that I've ever
slept in it's no no no no no no no no no no you definitely don't hang off a bat yeah hang off a
bed go like that and then you hang off yeah you have to go up and cross and hang up but you're
not a snake what actually uh drove me to change my circumstances was I was genuinely I was bruising
the size of my uh cheek regularly by waking up in the morning and clanging into one of the Taps can
I ask why on Earth you would sleep with your head at the tapping that is mad yes well you know I was
18 years of age and I mainly lived off Thunderbird wine so your feelings were my forte at that period
did you have a bed yeah the house did you do oh oh so that was the reason there was a there was um
how many other people were there in the flat uh three three people three beds yeah why
would you not sleep on the floor next to the bath we had a giant uh 1970s sofa that had
a particularly A peculiar corner unit and I took um both cushions from that corner unit
and they fitted in the bath perfectly and it was incredibly comfortable so hang on it
wasn't a freestanding bath a roll top yeah was it a roll top freestanding it wasn't it wasn't
a freestanding bath but the but the end of the bath projected out into the room where
was this Greg which town we was this Oxford or Cambridge it was in isleworth in West London
a mix up in housing agreements we soon sorted out after a term I only had to do it for a turn
what was the mix-up I'd agreed to move in with these three guys and we got the wrong size house
you've got a three-bedroom house with a little bit of a mix okay
the boys blamed me which is why I got the bath why does it blame you
because I was the one who booked the house how did you get into University
foreign
what are you thinking Marcus I think it's too Preposterous to be true Taps
for me you don't if you're going to sleep in a bath you don't put
your head at the test I think it might be true but I'm not gonna well you'll Escape
you've got the armband sir I might be the armbands if you're a captain
I'm telling you I don't know this is in the spirit of this game this is true [Laughter] [Applause]
that was sufficiently moving
I'm going with it I'm saying it's true now what are you saying Skippy should we say true true
fetch help S one mine shot
we're going for truth you're saying it's true Greg Davis were you telling us the truth or
were you telling a lie do you feel David any sense of genuine competition in this game
yes I do yeah and I think you're going to like me very much it was a lie
yes it was alive Greg didn't sleep in his bathtub
every night for his first term at University [Music] [Applause]
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