[creepy laughter]
Every time.
Hi my name is Amber Hertz and my roommate is a goblin.
[hiss]
Gluck is the name I gave to the goblin. Every time I asked what its name was it
would just scream "forbidden knowledge" and throw a handful of dirt and worms at me.
Oh you look nice, Gluck.
Me know! You need no tell me! Worm!
I don't even know where they get that much dirt and worms.
We live in an apartment.
Gluck showed up on my doorstep about
five months ago in the middle of a thunderstorm.
It screamed "let me in or i will curse your family,
and your eggs" it was it was honestly very threatening but
I kind of felt bad for it so I let it in and
I haven't been able to get rid of gluck since.
Ow!
I must harness your power!
Everything it says is more worrisome than the last thing.
Salty!
Gluck, Gluck! Why don't you, um, tell
them a little bit about yourself?
I enjoy trickery! And I feast on grool and maggots and slop!
I am the goblin king!
Honestly I feel kind of bad for Gluck,
I feel like it was kind of the loser of its little goblin squad or whatever.
They can be themselves here.
It's kind of like having a really fucked up dog.
Gluck!
Living with Gluck has made dating hard. One time I brought a guy home and told
him Gluck was just my weird cousin visiting from Italy who was staying with me.
Gluck then peed on him and ate one of his toes.
Me no like him! He stinky! Bad stinky!
Gluck, Gluck! Hey, hey, hey! Gluck!
Calm. I'll let you out of your house now.
Okay, good Gluck.
Worm!
No Gluck not the cam-
Gluck, what do you have to say for yourself?
Me sorry!
Very good, Gluck. Just for that we're gonna go to Arby's.
Arby's is Gluck's favorite, they like to rifle through the trash for goodies.
Hairy curly fry!
That's right, Gluck, hairy curly fry.
You know living with a goblin honestly isn't so bad.
Oh my god what is that? Gluck is that a rat?
Give that to me!
No! No! Worm!