So how are you guys? I'm pretty sick dog oh?
So sick like as in oh yeah, or sick as in oh no? Sick as is in fucking hell yeah
Uh oh, they have one person that's not a zombie on their team
Person who's not a zombie take all your clothes off and pretend to be a zombie. And dance for us.
Daddies will turn on you
Oh god they're all yelling, i can't tell what's happening. You want to go solder
Sure bro. Go!
It's red. Go to red.
Wait
Red I'm on the ground
Love to backpack over here
Level one M16 and first aid over here. Level 1 M16? Bro i found a Level 5 M16, so..
I really hope that parachute, I heard was- nope that wasn not you good
Here and shit, I'm right here mark. I'm I know yeah. I'm by Jack not mark
Difference when you guys were friends, I hope okay, I know I know who you are
I know which one of you got a gun so I should be okay
Just letting you guys Eric. There's no level to backtrack over here. Oh my god guys. There's so much ammo and stuff everywhere
Stauber is the best now
I I'm full up on gun but if someone wants an 8k theirs and theirs name 16 up here
I took all the ammo Moses on gun I have an m16 in a shoddy yo
And 404 oh, that's my favorite gun
Gosh shit
Bro are you praying right now? I'm gonna read you bro heed it dude, and I'm briefing Stu you
Got gun or tommy gun
Shotgun level two there's level two backpacks everywhere yeah, I turn up the level two packs bonds and stuff. I want one of those
Is there only two times scope for any reason? Yeah dog?
Dig you up Jack. Thanks, bro whoa?
I've got a legit med kit. Whoa all this, and I know what the fuck yeah, I'm moving already. Yeah, I'm moving with you
Yeah, no repeat of last minute. You know
Last role the circles. I do wish I could control that a little bit
Because circle control you in Soviet hub gee
What could it be cool if you could be like I?
Secretly just be like okay human team. It's going to be a Gatka circle
So you know where you want to drop but all the zombies are like where is Circle? I don't know
Mm-hmm that would be cool. That would be pretty legit. That would be helpful pretty tight
Basically fucking bad-ass whoa tight like a nun's arse we like it toygar. Did you think no?
Possible imbecile skrt skrt
That's me womp
I love our antics the most that's my favorite our antics yeah, Larry's antics the game is one thing
But it's been tourism
Yeah
Dude, we should have a podcast wait for it
about the boners
the boat podcast official podcast
Officially we did the boner podcast those
Yeah, the boners podcast we should write that 13 episodes. Oh god. Why did we stop doing that it was so popular?
I'm gonna reel on a totally serious note you guys want to do a boner podcast kind of yeah, kinda
Yeah, cuz it's a UAV over here. Is this a trick?
UAV is an automatic drone that flies over
colors amazing
What did I say what's it called do a?
Zoom goddamn, man. There's a DBZ over here
The Dragon Ball Z. Yeah, but it's gonna be charging that Spirit Bomb for like the whole season you know you guys
Know I think you're right wait I think you're right
Wait wait wait hey actually that just kidding
over there, sorry, which one there where you
Fucking scooby-doo cartoon Oh, Oh someone's got a gun salty Logan has a gun
You gonna get bad so listen to us salty Logan's zombie uprising and somebody was like a
Defector and he tried to set an example
salty Logan stop shooting zombies or you're banned for life
Did you just do an odd server thing yes, I did
Ban him for life, but I can make threatening statements like that right
You don't need wait when you're going over the jumps you don't wanna hit the brakes
That's what fucks people up you keep out the gas and you steer into your slide. That's how you make it work. Yes
That's right, and then I drift on you started skirt
Yeah, everybody knows. It's true
Alright well there aren't broken doors here, so there's no zombies for us to murder
Whatever there's a red dot here someone wants one
Are you where are you I'm right here into that
You can't tell there's so many of us, you know it's just funny full
painkiller to top-up
Oh, yeah, we should probably top off. I think we should all have some but yeah, I've got a fully kitted out m4 boys
Sink my dude. Do you have any extra pieces? I do not there's extra five five six right here that I can't carry
forget that I may have overdid it I have
382
360 total routes of five five six damn I only have 90
actually gonna use
Hopefully all of them killing bitches
I'm gonna pick up some more and I can split you off alone shag time to go eat more
Yeah, get down to the Jeep boys Megan way
That's not put away going that's prone
Fat that is not what you want to do
Who's driving not it well I hopped in there first, so I guess me. Let's go oh
Wait why are
You sound like pretty much what you sound all right, so
I'd you see someone prone feel. Go that's fine. I don't be a party pooper, but we have 90 zombies
Yeah, we're gonna killed anyone yet. What the fuck someone just killed salty Logan good
Blair Firebird apart the building's not work for Ferber
Disappeared this complex it blues in the circle
We're in the circle now. Well. You know I'm saying these buildings aren't I don't need the loopy thing good
I know I'll take a quick gander. I guess I'll take more ammo and meds
Come here come here
Let's loot those first, and then I'll smell you off an assload of Zen of Sambo's red dot sight more it's gonna
Have a three helmet. Oh wow really 9-mil ammo doop I
Just took did you take the load three? Oh? I thought you had one already nope. That's wait
There's a whole bunch of five five six in here come on little too. I am taking this scare because fuck the m16 oh
Dude, I know 300m. Oh, oh shit now you have more than me
What am I do love my life? That should be good if they're here. They'll hear
Shit man that was some wordplay right that son anybody
Anybody I
See nothing you guys want to go into katka. Yeah sure might as well drive there oh
Sure, I'm driving
Classic
Is this going smell funny to you now
Now why don't sniff guns?
Shut up. Hey, there's a Sammy hey shootin fucking which guy we're right here
Got him sorry good job guys, yeah
Where oh I see
Nope we got movement behind us, I wants to meet Wade killed you oh
My god. There's so many of them here
Oh my god guys we might need to leave the line whoa what the fuck?
Oh
My gosh no we got this
Like this like this
For me for now oh
My god, there's so many there's more there's more watch you. Oh my god
Oh God we should go well, this is manageable right now. Yeah, no we should
Watch I bind you up
Some dude just beg for his life, and I murdered him down. I feel horrible. Why it's such a rush. Please don't do it
I'm healing up real quick yes, see
This is so funny there last one this
Dude was like don't kill me don't kill me. I'll run and I was like not today
Just mowed him down somebody in here. Oh
We got people coming up on
Ok ok
Yeah, you're good guys. I'm gonna get in the Jeep and heal up for a sec oh
Yeah more Southwest more Southwest ok more are coming. Oh my god
This actually worked out really well for us, yeah
I'll get ya oh yeah, just one in the distance wait
Straight up out of five five six done with that rock on your right wait
Behind the trailer no mercy today all out
You're right behind that tree does anyone have any extra five five six. No I ate eight shots
You attack we attack back here
Finish him
He's coming jeeps in the blue run for it. I guess she fits in
If you head towards the radio tower a drop landed right there, it's like just yeah just you're right, it's there's a there's a
I
I need ammo bad
Wait wait the circle group up Wade. We got time we got time the drop is right outside the circle
No, it's inside
That's inside
Come on ammo. I know go for it or whatever is in. There is probably not gonna
Have a lot of ammo unless it's an m249 yep
Yeah, it's an m249. Are you fucking kidding me? Yeah? Oh?
You're here. Oh, there's the level 300 is really good going for this - and there's a ghillie suit
Level 3 helmet god. I'm taking the helmet
You're a hero. You're goddamn hero
How much how much how much ammo you got for that 108
okay, I've got 100 556 I
Should I drop you and stop using my five five six gun or should we have both have guns up no
I know I know here you can take my
last eight rounds of five five six
It's not a five five six weapon. Oh, it's all loaded in yeah
I just have a hundred shots, and it would take some time to reloaded
Motorcycle sitting in the middle of this field
Try check this house real quick
Someone's on a bike. It's wait. Okay. Just fucking around wait if you fall take about two damage
Sweet sweet jam
So person over there, it's like a group of talking. Oh my god
Keep this road by and we're like, huh
Beebeep all right wait cover my attack yeah
This Jack's alone I'm coming
I
See him getting up in the in the over by the edge of the blue mark. I've a ghillie suit
No one's going to see me oh
We got this fellers
Can I get a hoorah
See gotcha you didn't even see me coming, did you I'm so camouflage oh?
There you are confirmation
See can't even some cheese. I cannot see you what?
If you become the last one please just lay down in the circle and lay there down to the blue
Where to jackar well actually no, I want to help there someone just called brush now oh
Oh, they're on ball
Where once coming towards mark okay? Everyone stay together?
Dead zombie stop talking from the grave. It's creepy
Good shit, sorry you jumped I got scared
There must be oh my god. You fucked him up in the acre. Oh behind you
It's over banana here, we're the chosen one someone's over here by me oops nice
Let me kill someone, it's just sorry. Oh fuck. Sorry didn't mean to kill you sorry
Well, there's there's nine creeping somewhere. They're just like Lane outlet feel just like oh fuck
It's like we're fucking dead. No we got a heck of an encounter there on that road
I know that was a really nice happenstance encounter that we had yeah. Yeah, cuz we got
Definitely help get him what not all at once
1:53 mark I'm gonna boost
Yeah, okay. I think we're pretty safe, but you know
What double boosts just I want to heal up quickly shit. I shouldn't fucking boost us all
What what could happen what's gonna happen what's gonna happen what's gonna happen
Tell you what's gonna happen?
They're right where
You're shooting wage. I 150 there was someone ran across there. I can't see them anymore though
The one that ranks they ran for that tree you were talking all right. Okay? Yes
Another one this way
Down to the hill
East oh yeah coming up
Yeah, I think they're all over there because we got no one on this side. I wanna I want to get my thirty kills come on bro
Wait you stole my kill theres only one alive
Where are you? Where are you are you you're mine. Oh my emotion do
Nonnie I think somebody was like playing that as they ran at me
Come to me
I think that was actually like
Super solid cuz none of us took a hit that would have killed us if it was double so I guess pretty good
You know I was pretty low during the Jeep battle
Nice
My guy still just shooting in the air
Good game dudes
Okay, remember, buddy. Well it kills. I notice the precipice buff. I got 20 foxy Logan. You suck at 23
Dude that was fun. It's fuck if we did that I can't believe we did that oh, I wasn't recording that whole time.
What?! Of course, I'm an idiot. That's fine *laughter* whatever. Awww.