If do this, then Kofi's gotta wear a singlet with us.
>> I'll wear a singlet with you.
I'll wear a singlet with you if you gain that weight.
>> Well, how much, hold on, how much weight do I need to gain?
>> You said what, you're trying to get to 245, is that-
>> That's a lot of weight, Kofi.
>> That is a lot, what are you at now?
>> Okay, what are you at, what do you think you-
>> Right now I'm
at- >> I feel like I'm
negotiating meals with my kids.
Well, what do you think you can eat?
How many bites you think you can eat?
>> I've been going between 207 and 202 is where I've been in the past two months.
>> How would you feel about 235?
>> That's exactly what I was gonna say.
>> That's a lot of weight.
>> Sure, 28 pounds, 30 pounds, roughly. >> How long you think that would take?
>> I'm not saying to do it overnight.
I'll give you 3 months.
>> 3 months to gain 30 pounds?
>> [LAUGH] >> 10 pounds a month, it's very doable.
>> [LAUGH] >> And not just be a mass?
>> No, I mean it's not all gonna look good at first.
But you'll shape it, you'll shape it, [INAUDIBLE].
>> You sculpt out.
>> But see, this is the thing, I don't want it to not look good.
I wanna do it just look good the whole time.
>> Well, now you're asking too much.
>> No, I feel like I'm asking to do something that I should be doing.
>> It's gonna take too long.
>> First of all, we already have factual evidence that you can get to 220 and
look like a Greek god.
So that's not even a concern.
The first 15 pounds is cake.
And you definitely got room to still look like a Greek god with another 10 pounds.
So 230, I have no concerns about.
That last five pounds, eh, who knows?
>> Okay, look, I'll do 230.
>> [INAUDIBLE] >> 232, 232, 232.
>> Meet him in the middle now.
>> 231.
>> [LAUGH], 231 and a half.
>> Deal.
>> Deal. >> Whoa, okay, [APPLAUSE], step it!
>> 231.5 pounds.
>> Whoa!
>> You are given three months, when will this begin?
>> Three months?
>> You want more time?
I'll give you more time if you want it.
>> I feel like what's, realistically, cuz I don't wanna look like a trash bag.
>> [LAUGH] >> Right.
>> Realistically- >> [LAUGH]
>> In how long would you think it
would take me to do this?
When I got to college,
I was 180 when I got to college.
And I was on a very strict, protein, chicken breasts.
I didn't know how to cook so I'd just boil them and keep them in plastic bags and
just eat them in class.
Cuz I ate every three hours and that constant thing.
So when I graduated from college, I was 195, 200, around there.
But that was doing it as slow as possible.
So everything stuck and got everything good.
And that was 20 pounds in four years.
>> Yeah.
>> Shameful. >> I mean, yeah, it's-
>> Shameful?
>> Yes.
>> But that's to get the natural progression of things.
If I gain it fast, then my body's not gonna be used to it, it's like-
>> Boiling chicken?
>> Now my body sits comfortably at 200 now.
It's not like I gained the weight and I'm working through it.
It's my normal state of being.
>> You said boiling chicken.
That's not what I'm talking about.
>> What's up, bro?
You got some weight gainers, peanut butter?
>> Yeah, yeah, you gotta do it sloppy, you trying to do it clean.
I'm talking about double DiGiorno pizzas.
I'm talking about two DiGiorno pizzas- >> [LAUGH]
>> [LAUGH]
>> A day, that's what I'm talking about.
>> You ever heard of a pizza
sandwich? >> [LAUGH]
>> Yes, I'm talking about hitting up
Wendy's.
Asking for, hey, can I get two triples, and I only need two sets of buns.
And then you take the two triples, you remove the other buns you don't need, and
you make six stacks of meat with cheese in between each.
That's what I'm talking about.
>> Let's go.
I'm not talking about this clean, I ate oatmeal and
I had boiled chicken and I had my own- >> [LAUGH]
>> And I my routine.
>> [LAUGH] >> No, sir, no, that is not what we need.
If you're trying to do it, it's very difficult to put weight on,
as you clearly know, by eating clean, even if you eat a lot.
For me at least, it's difficult to do that, it takes longer.
But I'm telling you, on the double DiGiorno plan [INAUDIBLE].
>> [LAUGH] >> It's gonna be cake, and
you'll be eating cake, too.
>> You'll be eating cake.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Look, if you give me till January 1.
>> January 1.
>> Okay, I'm willing to do that.
>> That's a fair- >> That is fair.
>> That's fair, that's more than fair.
>> Yep, so it's about six months.
>> Yeah.
>> Plenty of time, we doubled the time for you.
>> Wow. >> Listen to me,
don't yell at me as if you're granting me some fantastic wish.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> You just somehow convinced me to
gain 30 pounds.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> And then mad at me that I don't wanna
do it as fast as you want me to do it.
>> I'll be honest, this sounds awful, and
I would never agree to the thing, but you already said it so.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> Since you already agreed to it.
>> Yeah, it's too late.
>> Wow, it's gonna be good.
>> Man. >> I got this.
>> I got something to look forward to.
>> There we go.
>> Is great, is great. >> See we gotta put those long term
victories in there for ourselves.
>> There it is. >> [LAUGH]
>> Cuz worst case scenario,
I gain 10 good pounds.
>> Yeah. >> And
I'm in a better place, >> Worst case scenario,
you gain the weight, you go on a spiral- >> [LAUGH]
>> You have a heart attack.
>> Yeah.
>> Your family's in disarray, there's some drawbacks, I suppose.
>> They'll cash in the life insurance though, that works [INAUDIBLE].
>> [LAUGH] >> They'll get something out of it.
>> And then, meanwhile, someone asks, why did this begin, what was it all for?
I don't know, I was bored on a podcast.
>> Yeah, we were bored, didn't have much to talk about.
>> But then would y'all get put on trial?
>> No, you agreed.
>> No, no, no- >> Are you sure?
>> No, cuz it's not like I'm asking you to take,
I'm trying to think of poisons, rat poison.
>> What was the one in Breaking Bad?
>> Asbestos?
>> No, been the flower, right?
What was it?
>> I can't remember.
>> I don't know.
>> Dan, you'd be in trouble, too, cuz you're technically on the call.
>> Can't see my face, you can't see my face.
[LAUGH] >> We know that's you
cuz Kermit the Frog's not real.
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