Oh, there we go.
ah, hi. Hi everyone,
um my name's Tari...
I mean bluejay9...
Today I- I'm gonna be playing some Battle Blaze.
Uh, I've never done this streaming thing before. So...
I don't know if I should be talking or if that would be annoying or...
So... sorry in advance
Oh~ Salt Rifle!
Good start!
Ah!
Oh no no no no no no!
Oh?
I don't think he seen me
just stay right...
there...
gotcha~
Sorry Theo but I'm busy rght now.
Theo: Hey Tari! Wanna play Ultra Jump Mania?
I'm getting bored in here!
Tari: Theo not now. I'm in the middle of streaming...
Theo: Why not stream my game?
There's a new Crab DLC!
Tari: Because a Battle Blaze competition is coming up in a few days and I need to practice!
Theo: But... the crab story...
The Crabs!
Tari: Augh! I'll talk to you later Theo. I'm in the middle of a match!
Theo: Hey!
Tari: Augh... Great.
Sofia: Hey, Tari! What you doing?
Tari: Oh, hey Sofia, just streaming...
Sofia: *gasp*
You're finally doing it? Sup' chat!
You guys are in for some super sick gameplay from Tari here. So make sure you ♪follow!♪
Tari: Uhh... thanks Sofia but would you mind uh--
Sofia: Oh Tari, there's this new mod I made you should totally check it out!
It'll revolutionize your gameplay!
Tari: What the?
Sofia! Who needs a list info?
Sofia: Information is power Tari!
And you now have 962% more information than any other player!
Tari: Why would I need to know what my characters breath smells like?
Lamar: yo, you did you guys see my good pants?
I got a date tonight with Sakura-chan.
Tari: Is that another body pillow?
How many do you have exactly?
Lamar: Don't worry about it. Hey, wait... You streaming?
Sofia: Yeah she is!
Aren't you proud of her Lamar? Dank Rubber Ducc: ur not her parents
Lamar: All right all right! bout' time you got out on that hustle!
Okay, this is shout out from animeking20!
Any of my fans are watching right now, yo, follow this chick cuz she bad!~
Tari: I'm...
bad? (Dank Rubber Ducc: no ur not Tari)
Lamar: Yeah! you bad!
Sofia: I think that's a good thing.
Lamar: Anyway, you're playing the wrong game.
Viewers don't wanna see FPS games anymore.
Here, let me show you where it's at.
Tari: ah Guys! I'm trying to practice here!
Lamar: But you'll have your own audience. No one else Dreams Nova Explorers!
Sofia: There's a reason for that Lamar. Let go of the mouse. Tari needs to test my mod!
Tari: I'm not using that either!
Sofia: What?
But Tari!
Tari: Get it back!
Lamar: Give me that!
*incomprehislible gibberish of people trying to fight over thecontroller
Theo: Oh. Hey guys! (more gibberish in the background)
I was just in the middle of fighting a crab! (more gibberish in the background)
He had a gun! (more gibberish in the background)
Masa: What the hell are you all doing? (clickz)
Tari: Uh... Hey Masa...
We're uh...
streaming?
Masa: Streaming?
Tari, this is a covert base of operations. Shut it off now!
Sofia: Relax Masa.
This whole place is secured by my proxy Network.
So you don't need to worry your angsty little head.
Masa: It's still way too risky.
Tari: You're the one that said I needed to practice in a competition environment!
Masa: This is not what I meant-
Ow! (click gibberish)
Hey! Sofia! Stop biting me!(click gibberish)
Sofia: [biting] MAKE ME!(click gibberish)
Lamar: Go Sofia go!(click gibberish)
Masa: Get it off!(click gibberish)
Theo: Tari, you're streaming's looking really weird right now...(click gibberish)
Tari: Oh my gosh this isn't happening...(click gibberish)
Masa: Just let me do it! No, I got it!(click gibberish)
Masa: Just- you're in the way!(click gibberish)
Sofia: Augh! Come on! Get off! Hey! Masa: Just- you're in the way!(click gibberish)
Sofia: Augh! Come on! Get off! Hey! Come on! Just let me-(click gibberish)
Tari: Take one.
(accented) What's up y'all?! It's you're girl Tarinator in the house!
(normal)Nope, no! Can't do that!
Uh hey everyone,
(different accented) Blue head banded here.
(normal) Augh... no, that's just as bad...
Uh, hey guys,
it's duckgirl18 and
Ew nope! Nope!
(fastly)Tari: Thanks watching everyone! Gotta go bye! (shut off)
*good gaming*
Subtitles by: Alvynn Jethro (Cant say my last name coz im an incognito kind of guy) and Familycraftsandgames