Welcome back!
The time has come.
Today we’re looking at
video game fails
[Todd Howard: “Fallout 76”]
Because that’s all we should be doing
in 2020,
playing video games.
Let’s kick this off with
Star Wars Battle Front 2.
Get ready for an intergalactic
shit-mixing.
Counterstrike is a great FPS game.
Just look at for dickheads that do friendly fire.
Oopsy-fucken-daisies!
To be fair, that is his own fault.
I won’t allow myself to feel guilt over that.
To take his crap,
or not take his crap,
that is the ethical question.
The Max Payne series was revolutionary
with the way it handled gun fights
and bullet physics,
although it’s door physics
left a lot to be desired.
Just bloody open.
I have a virtual life to live.
I have errands…
AHA!
There we go, DIE!
Bugger!
YES!
This fella is REALLY good
at Dance Dance Revolution.
Although I can’t help but notice
that giant hole in the wall behind him.
Oh, yeah there it is!
He’s rage-quitting like a mother fucker.
Maybe he’s angry because he’s living a lie.
Even if you’re that fast at finger banging your keyboard,
it isn’t real dancing, is it?
Calm down, mate.
Coronavirus is gonna be here for a while.
It might be hard to buy a new monitor
in lockdown.
Over to Red Dead Redemption,
nothing beats cruising in a wagon,
unless your wagon gets stuck.
Whatever, I’ll untie the horses
and ride them...
Woah!
Fuck a duck.
I didn’t know
cowboys had out of control telekinesis skills.
Sorry horses.
Ahhh GTA,
nothing ever goes wrong in this game.
It’s an orderly, centralized, obedient society.
KaBoom.
IT'S A BRAND NEW CAR,
in the face!
Yep.
Yep, I take it back.
The game is chaos.
Oh hey!
How ya going?
Hey before we fight,
I just want to shake your hand.
Yeah, that’s right.
From one heavily accessorized
space gladiator to another,
I want you to know I respect you
aaand you’re dead.
HAHAHA
Tim! Incoming car!
Light him up!
Hit him! Hit him!
You’re choking!
Quick, shoot him while he’s airborn,
ya fuckin dickhead.
Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!
Bush!
Yes, well done Tim.
Good work Great J...
OW!
Fuck!
Overwatch League is an exhilarating sport
jam packed with awkward moments.
But nothing is as awkward as DJ Khaled
at the 2018 finals.
[Dj Khaled: "Sing it"]
fwoar...
Yeah nah they're not really singing.
This is a little painful.
The crowd aren't buying it.
They are not into it.
Nah oh shit!
Oh Blizzard Dad is unimpressed.
DJ Khaled regrets booking this gig, doesn't he?
Oh no...
Yeah. This is a disaster.
Now he's just starting a staring contest,
with this kid dressed as Luffie.
Oh no.
[SOMBRE MUSIC] What happened to the world?
Where did it all go so wrong?
These two dudes don’t understand it
– Khaled always gets the party going.
Are they now uncool?
The future looked so bright.
Will anything ever feel safe
and normal again?
Is DJ Khaled just a distraction?
Oh dear!
He looks very depressed.
He's given up.
#GivenUpOnLife
Or is Khaled just a dancing puppet
in an expensive sweatsuit
meant to keep us numb to the impending
existential dread?
He could be.
He could be everyone.
Oh shit I'm sorry all.
I’ll cheer it up again!
Let’s watch this toddler absolutely SLAY
this immersive Colin McRae style
rally game.
He’s driving a solid line,
slowing down to take corners...
Fuck he’s even drifting the tighter turns.
If a 5 year old can clock a lap time this tight,
then maybe the future looks bright.
Here's a crisp high five from Dad,
and that’s the game.
Well done!
Well done Rally Kid.
Alright, I'm good again.
I'm good.