It was just the Democrat myself.
He campaigned as a Republican.
>> Right. >> The media allowed him to do that.
>> Right. >> They called him a conservative.
>> Right.
Just allowed him to define himself as that is bizarre.
But as he won again with 51% of the vote.
Just took a lot longer to get there.
>> That was Lauren Gobert, talking about her election,
which she won by an extremely narrow margin, just 546 votes to be exact.
Nonetheless, during her painstaking wait, she never gave up hope, why?
You know why?
Because God told her that he would show up.
Watch this.
>> Throughout all of this,
I was telling you God was really pressing on my heart the story of Elijah.
He said the true God will answer by fire, and
those who worshiped bail, they believe that bail was the true God.
He said, Elijah said prove it.
If bail is the true God tell him to answer by fire.
And they're calling for him, they're screaming, they're holler and
they're cutting themselves or acting a fool.
We've seen that in 2020 riots and stuff.
>> Right. >> But [LAUGH] their God didn't show up.
Elijah was mocking them and he went, he said, you know what,
I'm gonna do you one better.
I don't want you to say that this is some kind of fluke some sort of combustion that
just happened.
I'm gonna drench the altar with fire or with water three times.
Three times he went and drenched the altar with fire and God with water and
God still showed up by fire, and that's what he was showing me with this election.
>> Yeah. >> He said it
may look impossible in the natural that there will not be a victory.
You may hear the voices, you may hear other people but
I am going to show up and he did.
>> Yeah. >> [LAUGH]
>> Elected to public office.
>> [LAUGH] >> I'd also like to say that during
that story clearly Elijah came and visited my water because you can see it's moving.
>> Okay.
>> So this is pretty incredible.
>> Did he visited three times or?
>> Well, it remains to be seen the show is not done.
>> Okay, got you, I hear you.
So my main question was why she was doing this interview with
a Christian rock star from the 90s.
>> [LAUGH] >> Okay.
>> Creed's doing great.
>> [LAUGH] And then.
>> She wanted a bigger margin and kept saying can you take me higher?
God was like, no, this is the amount.
>> Okay.
Yeah, did God send her a message?
She's like, I like you, I still like you but only by 546 votes.
>> [LAUGH] >> In a district of 750,000 people.
Okay, so just do a little better.
Do a little better.
Okay, next time I might not like you as much.
>> God's on the fence on this one.
>> Yeah, I mean why does it stop?
She said the 2020 protest, and I was like, and they were worshiping a false God.
And I was like January 6th the, and I was like, No, no, no,
she means black people, she's talking about the George Floyd protests in 2020.
>> When God was interfering with in that because he didn't want people having equal
rights and then he was in favor of Trump being kept in office because he wanted to.
>> Except he apparently wasn't because he didn't show up.
>> Yeah, also true?
>> Yeah, wait, he didn't show up on january 6th you guys went like,
we're here and God's here and, apparently without viking dude, Thor and
Odin were also, there should have been able to harness something, right?
And, but so does that mean according not, might not me, according to her story,
apparently they were not, they were not on God's side.
>> That's the great irony that I don't think anybody can ever
answer anybody's very religious.
Is when they tell you exact exact details and
stories of how God intervened because this was God's will and
then when they lose, they just, God was dealing with stuff on Uranus,
I mean, look, lots of planets, lots of Galaxies.
God's a busy guy, he forgot Trump was running in 2020.
>> Yeah. >> Well, he knew he was running,
he got him more votes, but he forgot that Dominion was gonna rig the votes with.
>> He didn't take that into account.
>> Yeah. >> He didn't take that into account.
And then also God forgot that Trump is running
this time as along with all the rest of us.
No one knows Trump's running this time.
>> Yeah, it's God works in mysterious ways.
He does.
Look guys, there's another possibility, look, I don't wanna blow your mind, but
it's possible that they're making it up,
that they're just taking whatever they want and pretending that God thinks it.
>> Hold on, the only way I've been able to live is that Lauren Barber is in Congress
under God's provision, if you're telling me that she just won on her own and
people voted her in on her own accord, I can't live in that world.
>> By the way, that world actually is slightly more depressing.
>> Yeah.
>> [LAUGH] People were like looked at Lauren Barber nailed it.
>> I thought it was just God will and everybody was like you don't get it
either, but we're being forced to pull a lever.
>> Yeah.
And so that goes of course, to the point in all seriousness, okay then apparently
God loves Barack Obama, he didn't win just once like Trump, and he didn't
just win the Electoral College, he won the popular vote and by a lot and twice.
Man, God must think Obama so much.
But in fact, he's twice as good as trump.
By definition is not my theory, it's Lauren Barber's theory.
And by the way every right wingers like that, they're like, yeah,
God loves republicans, God hates democrats who told you that?
Did God come and tell?
No, probably by the way, your preacher might have said it or
some guy on Fox News, some Fox News host which are your new preachers, right?
And you listen to them as if they talk to God which would be quite sacrilegious by
the way.
>> This is true.
Yeah.
I think maybe they reconcile it that the Muslim God got Obama in and
they had to get the Christian God.
>> But wait a minute, then Is the Muslim God more powerful than the Christian God?
>> Yeah, twice as powerful.
>> Okay, well there you go, Lauren Barber, saying the Muslim God twice as powerful.
>> She said paraphrasing but she said said.
>> Semi quote.
>> God told me to say it that way.
>> No look, I would have quoted her accurately except God said, don't do it.
>> And so we're just doing God's will, that's what we're trying to do.
>> He was pressing it onto my heart.
>> That's correct.
>> Look, I know there's wonderful religious folks who also think God's
talking to them and I love you guys and you guys do good things in the world, so
I'm glad you think God is telling you to do good things.
Bad news, I fo the news for a living, God's not actually talking to you.
Okay, that's just what you want to do.
Just to give you a sense of it.
I'll finish on this story, Michele Bachmann, very similar to Lauren Barber.
>> It's more like this?
>> Yeah, that's true, just like.
>> [LAUGH] >> That's actually an excellent
Michele Bachmann that's, it's haunting.
I won't be able to get it out of my dreams neither will God.
Michele Bachmann told a story about how God chose her to go into politics,
just like Barber.
>> Yeah.
>> But it went on and on and
explained earlier, he had chosen her to be an accountant.
So apparently God Jesus is mine all the time.
He's like accountant and her goes to Saturn and the rings and stuff and
he's like, wait, wait, wait, I meant politician.
>> Right.
Which actually makes perfect sense.
And if God is controlling those details,
this proves he's just clearly having fun with us, so taken with a grain of salt,
maybe your God is messing with you a little bit.
>> Yeah, or maybe if God does it does in fact exist.
He might not be talking to Lauren Barrber and Michele Bachmann.
>> I hope God tells Lauren Barber to open a yogurt place next called Barbers yogurts
and we get her out of the political realm as soon as possible.
>> [LAUGH] She opens Barbers yogurts and I'll open Chunky yogurt.
>> [LAUGH]