>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK, EVERYBODY.
GIVE IT UP FOR JON BATISTE AND STAY HUMAN, EVERYBODY.
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) HAPPY FRIDAY, JON.
>> Jon: HAPPY, FRIDAY!
HAPPY FRIDAY, STEPHEN GR DO YOU HAVE ANY PLANS FOR THIS WEEKEND?
>> Jon: WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M GOING TO GO TO NEW ORLEANS.
>> Stephen: OH, YOU'RE GOING TO GO BACK TO THE MOTHER.
>> Jon: I GOTTA GET HOME, YOU KNOW, MAN.
I GOTTA GET HOME EVERY NOW AND THEN.
>> Stephen: YOU HAVE TO GET YOUR FEET BACK IN THAT MUD.
>> Jon: YES, INDEED IS THERE I DO THE SAME THING, GO BACK TO
SOUTH CAROLINA.
>> Jon: WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU LIKE TO EAT WHEN YOU GET
DOWN THERE?
>> Stephen: THE KIND THEY HAVE.
>> Jon: WHAT KIND DO THEY HAVE?
>> >> Stephen: A LOT OF SHRIMP, A
LOT OF CRAB, A LOT OF RICE.
>> Jon: I WAS GOING TO SAY, I'M ABOUT TO GET A SCHIM
POPOSITIVE BOY.
>> Stephen: THAT'S NICE.
IT'S GOING TO BE A GREAT WEEKEND, OBVIOUSLY.
BUT I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE WEEKEND TO BE OVER, ALREADY, BECAUSE OUR
GUEST ON MONDAY YEAR, VERY EXCITED, MR. TOM HANKS.
>> Jon: "FORREST GUMP" ONE OF MY FAVORITES.
>> Stephen: ALWAYS FUN.
IT'S BEEN SUCH A BEAUTIFUL FALL HERE IN NEW YORK CITY-- SUNNY,
WARM, REAL INDIAN SUMMER-- IN THAT OUR CLIMATE IS NOW THE SAME
AS INDIA'S.
( LAUGHTER ) AND WHEN IT'S THIS NICE, IT'S
REALLY HARD TO STAY INSIDE.
SO TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THE WEATHER-- IS THIS TRUE-- I TOOK
A DESK TO THE SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER AND
TALKED TO THE FIRST PEOPLE WHO WOULD TALK TO ME.
THIS IS THE FIRST INSTALLMENT OF THE "LATE SHOW" TALKIN TO THE
PEOPLE."
♪ ♪ ♪ THANK YOU, JON.
WELCOME TO "THE LATE SHOW" STREET SHOW," DAYTIME EDITION.
I'M STEPHEN COLBERT HERE ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK, RIGHT IN
FRONT FRONT OF THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER, IN FRONT OF THE LOVELY
SHOP-- GIFTS, LUGGAGE, IT APPEARS TO BE CALLED.
THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.
IT'S GOT TO BE A BETTER NAME THAN THAT.
MY NEXT GUEST TONIGHT IS A NATIVE OF ASTORIA QUEENS.
SHE'S IN THE CITY TRYING ON A WEDDING DRESS HERE IN MANHATTAN
TODAY.
YOU MIGHT KNOW HER IF YOUR NAME IS EVA, BECAUSE THAT'S HER MOM,
OR MICHAEL, BECAUSE THAT'S HER FIANCE.
PLEASE BUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER FOR JESSICA GARIVUSO.
>> HI!
>> Stephen: NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NICE TO MEET YOU.
THANKS FOR SAYING MY NAME RIGHT.
>> Stephen: DID I SAY THAT CORRECTLY?
I'M NEVER QUITE SURE.
>> YOU SAID IT RIGHT.
>> Stephen: WHAT ARE YOU IN THE CITY WORKING ON?
>> I'M IN THE CITY WORKING ON GETTING MARRY GLD THAT'S
FANTASTIC.
CONGRATULATIONS, CONGRATULATIONS.
( APPLAUSE ) THAT'S AMAZING, WHO IS THE LUCKY
GUY?
>> HIS NAME IS MICHAEL.
>> Stephen: TELL US THE FIRST DATE, HOW YOU GUYS ACTUALLY MET.
>> WE HAD A DATE IN THE PARK.
>> Stephen: YOU SAID, "WE'RE GOING TO MEET IN THE PARK?"
WHY THE PARK BECAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE IN AN ENCLOSED SPACE
WITH SOMEONE I NEVER MET BEFORE?
>> I GUESS SO.
IT WAS APRIL.
>> HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN BATE DATING?
>> ALMOST THREE YEARS.
>> Stephen: WHAT TOOK SO LONG.
>> RIGHT.
HE TOOK US PACK THERE FOR OUR TO-YEAR ANNIVERSARY, AND WE HAD
A DISCUSSION ABOUT OUR FIRST DATE, AND HE HAD A NICE SEGUE
INTO IT -- >> WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
SORRY, I APOLOGIZE >> HE GOT ON HIS KNEE AND
PROPOSED AND I WAS -- >> YOU CAN IMMEDIATELY GO YEAH
OR DID YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL?
>> I COULDN'T SPEAK FOR ABOUT 45 MINUTES I WAS CRYING SO HARD.
I COULDN'T EVEN SEE MY RING BECAUSE I WAS CRYING SO HARD.
>> Stephen: LET'S SEE THE RING.
I THINK WE HAVE A CLIP OF THE RING.
LET'S SEE.
THAT'S BEAUTIFUL.
THAT'S GORGEOUS.
TELL ME ABOUT THE DRESS.
>> UH, SO, YEAH, LACE.
IT HAS LITTLE SHOULDER -- >> LOW-CUT?
IT IS LOW-CUT.
>> Stephen: RACY?
>> NOT RACY.
>> Stephen: RACY'S NOT BAD.
RACY'S NOT BAD.
>> IT'S NICE.
>> Stephen: PEOPLE ARE THERE.
THEY WANT A LITTLE ENTERTAINMENT.
>> IT DOES HAVE, LIKE, A PANEL.
IT GOES DOWN AND COMES OUT.
I'M ANYTHING TO LEAVE IT IN FOR THE CEREMONY AND TAKE OUT FOR
THE RECEPTION.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE PANEL OUT FOR THE
RECEPTION?
>> UH-HUH.
>> Stephen: WHEN THE PANEL COMES OUT WHAT HAPPENS?
YOU SEE STRAIGHT TO CHRISTMAS?
>> NO, IT'S JUST A LITTLE THING RIGHT HERE.
IT'S VERY CLASSY.
>> Stephen: I BET IT IS.
WE OFTEN ASK PEOPLE IF THEY'VE GOT A CLIP THAT THEY WANT TO
SHOW ON SHOW.
>> >> OKAY.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE YOUR CELL PHONE WITH YOU?
>> YES.
>> Stephen: LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE LAST VIDEO YOU SHOT ON
YOUR CELL PHONE.
>> OH, NO.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE?
>> MICHAEL FILMED MY NECK WHEN I WAS SLEEPING BECAUSE MY PULSE
WAS SO STRONG HE THOUGHT SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH ME.
>> Stephen: SO YOUR BOYFRIEND, YOU'RE SAYING, STARES AT YOU
WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING, SPECIFICALLY YOUR NECK.
( LAUGHTER ) HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR
BOYFRIEND JUST STARING AT YOUR NECK WHILE YOU SLEEP?
DOES THIS GIVE YOU ANY PAUSE ABOUT SAYING "I GODO" IN THREE
WEEKS?
>> NO, HE WAS WORRIED.
IT'S CARING!
>> Stephen: WHY DIDN'T HE WAKE YOU UP?
JUST TOOK A FILM OF IT.
JUST TOOK A FILM OF IT WITH YOUR PHONE.
THE WORD "ANNULMENT" COMES TO MIND.
ARE YOU SURE YOU WANT TO DO THIS?
THAT'S THE SHOT WHERE WIFE FIEND IT ON THE HUSBAND'S PHONE AND
GOES, "MICHAEL, WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING?"
"NOTHING, GIVE THAT TO ME, I SAID MY PHONE WAS SECRET.
THEN IT'S JUST A CHASE SCENE ACROSS THE DESERT."
MICHAEL, ARE YOU A LOT TO ANSWER FOR.
YOU HAVE A $10 GIFT CERTIFICATE FOR N.Y.C. FOOD TRUCKS.
>> GREAT!
THANKS!
>> Stephen: RIGHT THERE.
IT'S AT THE NATHAN'S.
>> WONDERFUL.
>> Stephen: THE NATHAN'S TRUCK RIGHT OVER THERE.
>> THANK YOU.
>> Stephen: THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> THANK YOU SO MUCH.
>> Stephen: SO LOVELY TO TALK TO YOU.
GOOD LUCK >> Stephen: JESSICA GARIVUSO,
EVERYBODY!
CONGRATULATIONS, JESSICA.
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MATT LeBLANC.