Bill Carr and I will be wrestlers Bobby Dutch enough CW.
We had a series of maybe like two to three practice matches where Dr.
Tom would just put us in the rain together.
And these practice matches Is were fairly loose.
Let's say that you just kind of get in there.
Do we? I don't know if we had time to talk about
it before,
in many ways, no, we just get in the ring and you have a match in front of the boys.
And, I can't remember how the first couple matches started but
eventually he would pants me.
we're not out there in gear.
>> [LAUGH] >> We're wearing shorts.
that would be it and it would have popped the boys it would be it.
That's why we do so.
Yes, Austin Your hand is raised.
>> So today I remember how this started because Norman had shown us something
where if you put the guy in the corner and then you the rest of it,
can you back up If you pull the guy's knee pad down as you're backing up,
now he's got to pull that up and then you can hit him.
And so, bill did that to you, but with your shorts, and
then he tried to get it every match that you guys had and then it evolved.
Right? Right. So eventually I want to say this is the third time we have this match.
Evidently, there was a Grand conspiracy against me.
There was a plot.
Because,we do the same thing.
At one point, I am pansed, and then 20 people rush the ring and
once the entire class rushes the ring, and
they're all like the dog pile on top of me Trying to further strip me until sunkara.
And mind you this may be funny to some now it was not even remotely
funny to me at the time.
This man so I have a reputation and rightfully earned for being very frugal.
So I had on a pair of drugs.
That were a little old the price of holes in them.
It really was.
They were ready to go.
there's a much fuller double standard actually,
I think they were actually I think at the time I was wearing the bikini cut draws,
because I could put them under my gear too and they don't show too much.
But anyways at the bikini cut drones on And I'm out here and
just use volleyball knee pads which is my sister's volleyball knee
pads >> [LAUGH]
>> My sister have these cause I'm cheap,
I'm trying to buy some knee pads if I don't need to, so I got these old white
volleyball knee pads from like her middle school volleyball year.
Mind you my sister at that time is only like a couple of
years younger than me so >> [LAUGH]
>> She's like these knee pads have to be
atleast 6 to 7 years old I got these kneepads on I got my little short black
boots on.
And I don't can't remember if my shirt might have been off already to.
>> Tell us.
>> Yeah, my shirt was off at the time.
And so when I'm pants,
all I got on is the bikini >> By the way,
it's not like the shorts came down like in this instance the shorts came off and
that's when we lost our minds.
>> Right there.
They're at my ankles if not completely off my body.
So I'm just wearing Topeka draws my sister's Middle School volleyball
kneepads, and my.
>> Which is so tight, they have to be cutting up the correlation to your cast.
It has to be so tight.
>> It was not bad, it was not bad.
So all these people that I supposedly called coworkers Who I thought I had
an affinity with.
People that I thought I had a modicum of rapport with, they all rushed the ring.
There was clearly a plan, and you scoffed when I said conspiracy, but
there was clearly a plan.
It didn't feel organic, it wasn't Hey, let's all jump in.
It was a tactical charge.
It's like they had walkies and what?
It was everybody, everybody wandering?
Everybody was in the ring.
And then Jorge comes in and this is that's the reason why because
I couldn't even get away because everyone dogpile,
me This man Jorge grabs my little bikini droves and strips them off my body.
llll >> You got to explain it takes you have to
give it he didn't like stripping like pull him down.
He went to grab them and his fingers got caught in them like brass knuckles because
there's all these holes and when he tried to get his hand out cuz he thought they
were getting trapped because they would get stuck in these holes and
you'll pull away the shorts ripped off of your torso so they didn't get pulled down.
The shorts were [CROSSTALK] Already on They were like disintegrating he
should have been in a dumpster.
They should have been buried.
You should not have gone at any point in time,
especially when you're only wearing shorts on top of it.
You can knock somebody out doing a leapfrog dude that's dangerous or
a rip them off your body.
You're putting your your opponent at risk by not wearing the correct undergarments.
What's the real floor explain the rest of me.
>> I decided to get knocked out you don't know leapfrog that things hanging
dangling?
>> Yes. So.
>> I got caught them the, >> my underwear which I purchased and
he should have you should have PayPal me he should have been more cheese than I did
purchase them.
[LAUGH] no they were a couple years old, but they were,
they were purchased in my adult years.
>> [LAUGH] >> [LAUGH]
>> So, as I'm dogpile, and
on unable to defend myself, This man rips the underwear from my body.
It's useless now.
>> [LAUGH] >> And
now I am no longer wearing the underwear clearly.
So I have just my sister's middle school volleyball neat pants on.
>> [LAUGH] >> And my little shortboots.
>> It was like do you know what's the tanning stuff, is it copper tone.
It was like that for a second.
And then when it came off, it was like time stopped.
>> [LAUGH] >> When somebody gets their pants taken
off their hands just cover up their crotch.
>> [LAUGH] >> It was like that, and we were like,
what do we do but but Jorge knew He knew he just messed up.
And Jorge took off.
>> [LAUGH] >> And how much you think he waited?
>> That was only between 255 and 275.
>> And I've never seen that much weight move that fast in my life.
>> [LAUGH] >> I can tell you,
that might been the last time.
>> No, not the last time there was another time.
The amount of rage I felt immediately, so I said, I'm gonna kill this man.
>> [LAUGH] >> But naked,
I want to have a little bit of decency.
So I'm pretty sure I use my right hand.
And I'm holding you know my deal just to make sure it's not flapping in the breeze.
Yeah, I got nothing to keep it in place right now.
[LAUGH] I'm chasing him as fast as I possibly can as the fastest part.
Impossible because it's not like hey I'm gonna chase him and clinch him.
I'm trying to chase him to demolish him.
To remove him from his consciousness.
That is my goal at the time.
So this man, and Horton's not a bad athlete.
He's running around, we're in, this is the room where we would hold shows, but
we would have our practice matches there.
And i don't know where everyone else is, it's probably like one of those moments,
when you're in the zone, or when time slows, like it's one of those things.
I don't know what else was going on around me.
But i'm chasing this man as fast as humanly possible, as fast as i can.
I can't remember how it culminated.
He got away and i eventually realized,
like Nothing good is going to come from actually catching him.
>> [LAUGH] >> So, thankfully, we often had classes
with some of the other women and for some reason I remember that day.
There were no other women.
It was just Norman was there.
Just the bunch of the boys who betrayed me and
form their conspiracy against me.
I wish I'd taken note of everyone in the ring today.
But yes, I eventually started to calm down a little bit.
My only other memory afterwards was Norman smiley saying.
Something I forgot what he said he had a little preamble before, but
he said, hey, at least we know you have a nice ass time.
All right.
I'll take it.
Yeah, you're right.
You're lean into this a little bit.
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