- Hey Boris.
Did I ever tell you about the time
I opened for Hootie and the Blowfish?
- Hootie and the what now?
- Old Hootie, he was takin' the world by storm
with his sexy mid-tempo folk rock.
But there was something missing.
You know what it was?
- Knife?
- No, a one man band talkin' lemon head like me.
- No, knife!
- Ouch!
That look like it hurt!
You okay grandpa lemon?
(snoring)
- What the?
How does someone fall asleep while getting cut in half?
(laughing)
Hey grandpa lemon, you're a real pain in the glass!
(laughing)
- Oh hey there little fella,
what's your name?
(groans)
(explosion) (yelling)
- Oh no he's got the pin wheel!
Oh no!
No!
(screams)
(explosion)
- Whoa!
- Owww!
(heavy breathing) - Who are you?
Why'd you kill future orange?
- Hey, its me!
You're an orange!
- And you're an orange!
(laughing)
- And I'm confused!
♪ La la la la la la la la la la la la ♪
- Uh guys...
- Okay now,
Take it easy you two!
These are sensitive devices!
(screaming)
- No, don't give him anymore power!
He cant take anymore!
(screaming)
- Stop! (screaming)
(explosion)
- Whoa!
- Do it! Do it!
- No! Even if I wanted to I don't have a lighter.
- Well what about this then?
Will that work?
- Whoa! Hey! What are ya' doin'?
- Whoa! Put that down orange!
(laughing)
- Sparkly!
- That's dangerous.
- Hey knock it off squirt,
gimme that thing.
- Okay.
- Ah crap
- Whoops
- Put it out!
I'm not ready!
Stop it!
- Wow, Grand Finale really knows how to rock.
(laughs)
- Whoa!
- Uh oh!
(explosion)
- Whoa!
(fireworks exploding)
- Wow! What a bunch of fog heads!
(laughs)
(grunting)
(making annoying sounds)
- Would you please knock it off!
I've had enough!
No more beating boxing!
- Why? Its cool!
- No! Its not cool!
Its stupid and annoying just like you!
Tell me something were you dropped
on your head one too many times?
- Hey! Hey mutant ninja apple!
- What?
- Shredder!
(screaming)
- Oh no! Green's down.
We've got to stop it.
- And we can!
But only if we use our combined powers!
Right granny?
- Where's my hug?
(screaming)
(knife slicing)
- Oh, there's no knife in team work.
(laughing)
Oh ouch!
(groaning)
(laughing)
- Hey, hey teenage ninja mutant apples!
You mutated into a pie.
(laughing)
♪ Teenage mutant ninja apples ♪
♪ Heroes in a pie shell ♪
♪ Pastry power ♪
(laughing) - Dimple faced,
dim witted, pile of--
- Get it?
Cause he's a pumpkin!
And he's plump!
Plumpkin
(laughing) - Its not funny! Its--
- Plumpkin!
- No its..
Hey what happened to the lights?
- Plumpkin!
- Plumpkin?
(screaming)
- Owww!
Hey, how's it going Plumpkin?
- I think I just sat on a midget apple!
- [Little Apple] Hey, it's little apple!
- Whatever
- Silence!
Its time to see what you two are really made of!
Vivisector nine thousand,
target the intelligent life and fire at will!
(menacing laugh)
- Hey pear,
look what I can do!
(annoying sounds)
You try!
(beeping)
- Ah crap.
(explosion)
- Whoa! I didn't know the ship had cruise control.
(laughing)
- The leader is no more!
- No more?
- No more.
Long live our new leader!
- [Everyone] Yeah!
- Yay I'm the new Bieber!
- Have you even seen a nutcracker?
- Well duh!
He's right over there!
(crazy laughing)
- Good thing he has a straight jacket.
- No, a nut cracker.
You've never heard of a nut cracker?
- Nut cracker? Sweet!
- No, its not sweet!
Its a death dealing pair of metal tongs
that will split your head right open.
Do you even know what that sounds like?
- Knock knock
- It's not a joke man.
I'm telling you it's the worst way to go!
- Knock knock!
(groans)
- Knock knock!
- What do you want?
- Knock knock!
- (screams) Who is it already?
- Squirrel
- Squirrel?
Squirrel who?
- Squirrel
(screaming)
- Whoa! Those guys really did bring the party!
- Hey, who cut the cheese?
(laughing)
Good one bonsai tree.
- No seriously.
Who cut the cheese?
- I'm not a dimwit. I'm an orange.
- Oh I'm sorry, I can't hear you.
I'm too busy flexing.
- I think I'm gonna barf.
- Let's hear it smarty pants.
Any last words?
- Yeah! Happy Halloweenie!
- That's Halloween you moron!
- No it isn't!
That's a Halloweenie!
- Wha--
(screams)
- Whoa! - Whoa!
(shouting)
- Whoa, who let the dogs out?
(laughs)
- Eww!
- Ahh! I don't remember eating that!
- Ah, look why don't we all just call it a night?
Huh? Guys?
- Yeah I second that.
- Okay
- Hey! Hey fat radish!
- Orange!
- I'm not a fat radish!
- No not you! Fat radish!
- (slurping) What's up with you orange?
- Knife.
(screams)
(spits)
- Dude, your getting juice in my electronics.
- Whoops (laughs)
- (groans)
- Uh oh!
- What orange?
- Do you smell that?
- I told you orange! We don't have noses!
- Smells like smoke.
- The only thing I smell is...
Uh oh! (electronic zapping)
- Apple?
Apple?
Oh, I liked apple too.
Oh well, Hey Blackberry!
- Not right now man, my battery is seriously low!
- No not you, you!
- Hey orange!
What's goin on?
- Knife!
(screaming)
- Your an apple.
- Yep and we're mustachios.
End of story.
You guys have a great day,
We gotta get going now.
(sneezes)
(gasps)
- Its okay guys, it's just allergies.
- Ah Barry!
- What? What is it?
- Whoa! Talk about a close shave!
(laughs)
- Are you trying to get us killed?
- How hard is it to wear a mustache?
- Glue it back on.
Glue it back on, somebody?
- See, I told you we should of gone with sombreros!
(screams)
(all screaming)
- Oh my god I'm naked, I'm naked.
- Whoa!
- Oh I can't look!
- Stop looking at me!
(all screaming)
- Whoa, poor mustachios!
They're getting shellacked!
(laughs)
Ooh, ow!
- Ah geez Barry.
We should of left you in the bag.
- Man, sorry about your friends little dude.
- Yeah, those guys really cracked me up.
(laughs)
- Yeah, well, I guess that's just the price
you pay for being so darn wonderful.
Everybody wants a piece of ya.
There's danger lurking everywhere!
One minute everything's cool,
and then suddenly there's a giant hand
reaching out to crush you.
Who knows, next time it could be a--
- A pistachio eating caterpillar?
- (laughs) Yeah, good one Orange.
- That wasn't a joke!
- Pistachio eating caterpillar!
- Huh? (screams)
- (coughing)
I hate it when those guys don't shave!
- Gingers have souls!
- Nah-ah!
- Do so!
- Nope! Your thinking of nutmeg!
- Ginger!
- No!
- Yes!
- No!
- [Knife] No? What do you mean no?
- Who said that?
- Hold on a second I gotta take this.
What's going on pear?
- This stupid game isn't working!
It's not giving me a Yahtzee.
- That's not Yahtzee!
- It's not?
- No, it's scrabble.
- It's not scrabble, Orange.
(growling)
- [Orange] It isn't chess is it?
- No.
- Is it connect four? - Connect four? Really?
(screaming) (knife sounds)
- [Orange] It kinda looks like connect four.
- [Pear] It's not connect four!
- Its gotta be shoots and ladders.
- No.
- [Orange] Oh! I know! It's checkers!
- [Pear] No! Its not!
- Jenga?
- No, it's not Jenga.
- Oh I know!
Hey, let's ask Ginger.
Hey, hey Ginger! (gasps)
- Hey dude! This isn't what it looks like.
(screams)
- You doing okay there, Apple?
- I'm not an apple. I'm...
I'm a-- - That's it!
He's remembering!
- I'm not remembering!
- Oh!
- I'm an Orange!
- Oh!
- Yeah!
- And your Pear!
- Yay!
- And that's marshmallow!
And hey, hey Apple!
- What?
- Knife!
(screaming)
- Whoa!
- Whoa, I guess Apple forgot how this works!
(laughs)
- ♪ That knife be crazy ♪
♪ That knife be sharp ♪
♪ If I stop for a second ♪
♪ I'll be playin' a harp ♪
♪ To stay alive ♪
♪ I gotta prove I'm gifted ♪
♪ Hit the floor ♪
♪ 'For the knife gets lifted ♪
- Yeah!
- Yeah! Raspberry!
- That was fresh!
- Whoop, there it is!
- I never knew I could do that!
This is amazing!
- There's no way your gonna get knifed now!
- You know, I learned a lot about myself today.
I learned a lot about life.
But most importantly,
I learned that before you can be true to anyone else,
you gotta be true to yourself.
I love you guys.
(squish)
- Whoa!
- Whoa! - Whoa!
- Hey there, you folks seen any other berries
around here?
(soft drum melody)