You're on next Pat.
[mumbling]
I'm sorry, I meant Caveman Patrick.
How come he gets to go next?
[arguing]
Bring in the dancing Patricks!
Ow!
What did the electric general say to his battery army?
Charge!
Remember to stay turned for our special celebrity guest.
Wow, honey, I never thought our son would go so far.
Yeah, now let's see how far our daughter goes.
[screaming]
I'm so proud of them.
We play game.
[dinging]
You, guess what me thinking.
[grunting]
What's that? Is food, no. Is mud, no.
Is sub atomic nuclei, no.
If pressed to guess me say... street snakes!
Is correct.
I win!
Uh, you win?
I love you, Antoinette,
like the fluttering sea fly loves the morning's first dung.
Oh, you know I can't resist poetry.
Hey, Mr. Star, you still owe me
five bucks for newspapers.
The check is in the mail, kid.
Give me my money, you cheapo!
Frush!
[cheering]
I can't wait anymore, Squidina.
When are we going to reveal our big celebrity guest?
But that's our finale-y spinaly, we can't do that yet.
[groaning]
Message for Patrick Star.
Huh? Wow. It says here I finally passed my clown exam.
I'm a clown now.
Congrats, big brother. I love clowns.
Message for Squidina.
Hmm? What a coincidence.
I just passed my evil ventriloquist dummy exam.
[grunting]
Uh-oh.
[screaming]
Clowns ain't funny! I can't believe we're related.
Boo to you.
I love you evil ventriloquist dummies, you dummy!
So it's mutiny, eh?
Okay, then, I challenge you to an air battle.
Well, slap away, flabby.
[groaning]
[panting]
[grunting]
[laughing]
How about some coffee with that tea?!
[laughing]
Huh?
[swallowing]
That tea took three hours to brew!
[groaning]
- Huh? - Eat scones, you flabby patty!
Uh-oh!
[groaning]
[cheering]
Thanks, y'all. Thanks so much.
You're the greatest.
Aw.
And now, the magic of time lapse photography!
Whee!
Ready for our big ending, big brother?
I'm ready! But I forgot where I put it.
Well, it's gotta be around here somewhere.
Ending! Here, ending! Come on, ending, ending, ending.
♪ Where is the ending? Where is the ending? ♪
♪ We're looking for you Where did you go? ♪
♪ It's not an ending Without an ending ♪
♪ If we can't find it [unintelligible] Yeah! ♪
Hey, why don't we just fast forward
through the end of the show and get to the celebrity guest.
Great idea, Patrick.
[grunting]
[howling]
[audience groaning]
Well, where's the big celebrity guest?
I'm sorry I'm late. I was locked in the bathroom.
Wait a barnacle. If you're the real Patrick,
then who are you?
It's me, [unintelligible],
and I'm just filling in for Patrick.