And now we return with Bikini Bottom's Best Rides.
The new Bass Blaster 3000! The ultimate boating machine!
Alright!
Women will want you.
Awe.
Man will want to be you.
Oh.
You’ll be the envy of your friends.
Isn’t this great? I got my license and a new boat!
I’m… so… happy… for you.
Whoa!
The horn works!
The Baytona Classic. It handles like a dream!
She handles like a dream. It’s like I’m floating on air.
You're telling me!
Are you sure you’re comfortable with me driving though?
- I admit. I am feeling a little nervous. - I wouldn't if I were you.
Remember, it was your nerves that made us almost crash before.
Ha ha! My nerves. I almost forgot about… my nerves!
The Bubble Boat. It's squeaky clean.
What is that?
- Ooh. - Alright, alright.
The bus. It gets you where you need to go. Well, sometimes.
Oh!!
Ha-ha! Ugh!!
The Haunted House Boat. It’s super big and super scary.
Now that cloud looks like a flying houseboat.
Patrick, I think that really is a flying houseboat.
The Invisible Boat Mobile.
Enjoy that hero member status, if you can find it.
I told you making the boat mobile invisible was a stupid idea.
- Come out. Wherever you are. - I gotta be here somewhere. Oh!
- Oh, Mermaid Man, I think I… - Found it!
Come on. Get a move on, son. We don't have all day.
- Ignition on. - Trottle up!
The Jeep Mobile. It's made for tough terrain.
[laughing]
Shh! We'll show Sandy we're as tough as she is.
[grunting]
Huh, I guess the road smoothed out!
[screaming]
The Mobile Krusty Krab. It’s Krabby Patties on the go.
See any new customers, Patrick?
No, but I see a sign it says warning ab eyes.
Here, let me see.
No, Patrick. That says abyss.
- Oh, okay. What's an abyss, SpongeBob? - An abyss is a bottomless
[screaming]
The Pineapple RV. It's a home on wheels.
Why is your house... driving on the road?!
[gasping]
Because we turned it into a RV!
We didn’t want you to miss that flower blooming.
Okay. Hold on.
Who's driving?
It’s on auto snail.
Meow.
The Shrinking Submarine. It's conveniently compact.
[alarm ringing]
Pretty.
I’m back SpongeBob. Uh…oh.
[laughing]
You're so tiny.
[screaming]
A giant SpongeBob!
Patrick, SpongeBob.
[screaming]
The Sports Utility Boat. It's inconveniently tall.
One Krabby Meal, to go.
- Hand it on up here. - Sure thing, Larry.
[groaning]
Come on, bro. You can do it.
[groaning]
Or maybe not.
Sandy's Submarine. The most of secure submarine in town.
Ha! I was saving these for lunch but now’s a good a time as ever to start a diet!
Ya! Huh!
[gasping]
[screaming]
Ah! Clapper thunder!