*Whip crack sound FX*
Top of the mornin' to ya laddies!
My name is jacksepticeye,
And welcome to a Try Not to Laugh Challenge.
Okay, this time, before it was a Try Not to Cringe/Laugh
I didn't really know which one to do, because they kinda fall in the same category as each other.
So I'm gonna rely more on the kind of Try Not to Laugh side of things this time.
I don't know, it's probably gonna be the same thing, it's gonna be the same outcome,
I just stand here and then feel bad about everything that's going on.
Because
I'm super awkward and I can't handle these situations.
It's like
When I watch movies as well,
And someone gets up to do the awkward speech and you know something bad is gonna happen...
And you're just like
No, no don't do it
Don't do it!
I'm just sitting here like this.
Staring through my fingers...
So somebody, put together um, their name is Kayla Jayde.
Put together a BIG comprehensive list
Last time I went off and said:
"Give me some videos that I can react to"
Because I couldn't find any good ones that I hadn't seen-
So, somebody came back with a master list of stuff here for me, which is really, really very nice
I can't remember how many is in this...
There's like 50 videos in this.
I'm not gonna do all of them,
But they did rate them as well
Which makes me very happy because then I can just choose the best of the best!
So,
To ease us into this. To ease us into this whole process and this whole scenario.
We're gonna look at a 1/10 clip.
And this is uh...
Worst fake laugh
And then they said it starts at 2:10
Woman: ...Mindful about TV edits and kind of do censored versions of anything
I did...
one entire film the way I did it,
and then we'd do every shot-
We'd do naked.
Woman: *Fake Laughs* Where are we gonna see that?
Man: You won't *Sean Smiles*
Woman: Was there any consideration for TV edit? Like not swearing?
*exhales*
Okay!
Not that bad, not that bad
But yeah that was that was a very fake laugh
My God, just that's so funny
Ha, ha!
So anyway, about your movie
Shit, no that doesn't count, I'm laughing at myself, not at that, okay?
Think of something sad... Think of something tragic
Think. Of. Bad things.
Think about no more ice-cream in the world
(Fake crying)
Right
Sweet child of mine
Guitar cover riff only
Oh boy...
*guitar playing*
Its not that bad
(Sexual noises in background)
WHAT???
(Lady makes more sexual noises)
What's going on in the background?
What the fuck?
Why is somebody moaning in the background
Were his guitar skills just too sick that someone in the other room was like "Oh fuck yeah play that guitar"
Or was he playing
Guitar to drown out
Maybe they were really just enjoying a pizza
Sounded very sexual though.
OooooOOOooOO boy!!!
I don't know if this is laugh-worthy
This is a 5/10, according to uh- Kayla Jayde
Uhh, Katana sword infomercial goes wrong.
That sounds like it's a bad time.
That doesn't sound like something that would be funny...
Well, I guess we can see.
Guy: And the nice thing about these practice Katanas-
Guy: Owww! Ohh... That hurt.
Guy: Oh, that hurt big time.
Guy: A piece of that just- The tip just got me, odelle.
(Exhales)
Guy: Oh! that got me good!
Guy2: Yall right?
Guy: A piece of that tip just got me.
STOP IT!!
STOP IT! Guy 2 :oh my god
Guy 3: We uhh may need an emergency surgery in the studio
(Girl fake laughs)
Okay, almost got me
At the start I was like
When he was smacking the swords it was supposed to be the best thing about these katanas, I guess he was gonna say they don't break
And then the piece flew off and stuck him
I thought "Okay, that's not too bad... that's fine.", I kinda expected something like that when he started banging
But then he said:
"Just the tip."
"Just the tip got me.
It's- It's- Fine, just the tip!
God, I have the fucking mentality of a 12-year-old
But come on, that's funny!
This one is called a proposal fail
It's only 15 seconds long and I'm very worried
It's like I'm eating a fucking ghost pepper.
Or.. I'm getting ready to like sting myself with something
It's just funny videos
Guy: With all my heart and Im gonna take this moment *Crowd cheers and jeers*
Sean: no nope
Guy: Will you marry me?
Oh God, and it cut out, oh no
(exhale)
Okay.
Tho-Those type of ones I don't that funny
Because.
I'm putting myself in the position of those two people
Right then and there
Not only is proposing a hard thing to do for someone to do
Like get down on one knee and propose to the person you love
But also to be the recipient of that
You wanna
You wanna react accordingly
When it happens you''re shocked but you, you don't wanna make the other person feel bad
So, you stand up there, and then
All those people all around you in a public place like that and then you fall off the stage.
I hope that person's okay.
I hope they're alright.
And they got up, and she said yes and then they're together forever now
And they got a house, up in the suburbs with a white picket fence and a dog, and the neighbors love them because they make good cookies!
I hope that's what happened.
You can really tell that's what happened based upon the, the scene that they were in
Okay people, it's fucking red alert. We're up to 8/10
We're getting close to the end
And this one's called a backflip fail
Why these are like my Achilles' heel
My arch-nemesis
(Inhales) If I was Superman, backflip fails would be my Kryptonite
Guy: Fuck you ya fat bitch People in back: Look at the MONKEY THE MONKEY
Guy: I just gave you want you wanted.
Guy: I just gave ya'll want you wanted ITS ALL A FUCKING SHOW HERE
LOOK LOOK
People in back: Look at the MONKEY THE MONKEY
ᵃʷʷʷʷʷ ᵃʰ ʰᵉʰ ᵃʷ
Guy: iT WA- I DID THAT ON PURPOSE
Guy: ITS ALL A FUCKING SHOW HERE
(Sean laughing)
Oh nooo~!
Ooooh Noooo~!
I was waiting for- We all knew it was gonna happen
but
And when he got up he was like "I meant to do that! Totally planned! See you later i"m going home"
Ugh, the backflip, and then it's sound *Laughs*
Oh, he tried so hard to be like this
Super cool, like fuck you, you fat bitch!
He thought he was this shit right there
And then the backflip
And when he got up he was like "I meant to do that! Totally planned! See you later i"m going home"
Oh God. What? what?
Oh no! He was so confident
Oh, why? Why do you people insist of doing things at your graduation?
It's already a big special day
But it not about you, it's about everybody, it's about your class
Don't make it about yourself
Oh God. What? what?
The other guys were just like "HA! Moving on!"
You're not gonna backflip are you?
(Banana slip sound)
Oh nooo...
*crowd slowly starts to clap louder again*
That's right you fucking walk it off girl.
And that lovely man came over to help her as well
The other guys were just like "HA! Moving on!"
Like, get up and help dudes
She's got fucking great hair
That's all I have to say.
You can't- You can't look bad or silly when your hair looks that good
This one is super short it's only 7 seconds
Girl: Um, this is a Me-Me. I did not start this Me-Me
Person: I did not make this me-me and I did not share, this meme
Wait did she get it right at the end?
She said it right at the end
She sai- Oh God she's trying to say "Meme"
And at the end, "I did not share this meme"
But why would she say "Me-me" all the other times?
Oh-oh what?
I remember, I can't remember what I thought they were the first time
I saw the word Meme
Cause looking at it, you don't say it as Meme
It doesn't look like- It should be like "M-e-e-m" then
Or something like that
But I remember the first time I thought it was like
Um, a May-may or something like that, I honestly can't remember what I thought it was
(Music)
She got it right at the end
This is it!
10/10
10/10~!
TLC Virgin Diaries night after
Oh no..
Ryan and Shanna- What's gonna happe- After Their Wedding Night
(Music)
Dude: It wasn't really like the movies Girl: Right they make it kinda like
Dude: They make it seem really simple Girl: Over Dra- yeah
Dude: Yeah we did contemplate the marriage on the wedding night
Girl: They make it seem like its a piece of cake but its
Girl: It was amazing
ya know Creative thinking, I guess
It was good, but I guess not quite as good
as I was expecting
Girl: Well it was a little painful the first time
Girl: It was actually really painful but
Dude: Yeah we did contemplate the marriage on the wedding night
*slight sexual moaning while eating*
It was amazing.
Ohhh, Fuck!
No!
STAHP
which have come TRUE!
Dude: Our wish has come true
Sean: *click tongue* aWWWW
Girl: Spend the rest of my life with you *splash*
Aww, the sweethearts
oh god
That was- okay
They're talking about contemplating the marriage
And talking about their first sexual encounters and everything
Whatever
I mean- At least they're open about it
Or.. whatever you want to talk about
It's the fucking weird kissing that got me
It's the weird like over like "nyum"
And then they started eating the ice-cream
And it sounded like they were sexually enjoying the ice-cream I mean- don't get me wrong
Ice-cream is the fucking bomb-diggity-dom
Why do you have to do these things on these types of videos
Then it's just Nyem NYUUUUMmM
I mean is that... is that how people kiss? Really?
Have I been doing it wrong all this time?
Oh no, It's another one
Virgin couple shares first kiss
Girl: Im 30 and i'm a virgin
Other girl: I'm 29 and i'm a virgin
Guy: I'm not a virgin entirely by choice
Other guy: We're saving our first kiss for our wedding
Jack: IT'S THE SAME PEOPLE
Man: I know declare you to be husband and wife
Man: Ryan you may kiss your bride
Ryan: Really?
Oh my God, Oh my God!
Fucking A+ for effort and enthusiasm anyway.
But I mean virginity has nothing to do with kissing
So are we just to assume it's their first time kissing someone as well?
Cause I mean, I'd probably kiss like that the first time I kiss someone as well.
I mean I was a teenager
I didn't fucking know what I was doing
You see this is the crux of the problem, because on one hand you're cringing 'cause you're like,"please stop."
Please, no.
But on the other hand, it's like, you know what? These people love each other.
They very clearly um, have great feelings towards each other
And she was like, all my, all my
Wishes came through -- ohuh -- came true like being with you
And that's super sweet!
I don't wanna make fun of these people. You know what? Good on you! Shame on me for reacting the way I did
Yeah fuck me, am I right?
Can we uh, go back to this guy for a sec?
Guy: I'm not a virgin entirely by choice
I-I don't wanna make assumptions based on that but I feel like that's a whoooole story right there.
I feel like that that story needs to be told
Just sayin'
Second last video
Second last video we're doing okay!
We're doing alright
We're doing fine
I fucking believe in me for this
I mean I've cringed a lot already and I've laughed alot already
But this one is called George Calloway or Galloway's Cat Incident.
Okay. Um. Kinda worried about this one
Guy: Here comes the bit we've all been waiting for: George's defining moment from Celebrity Big Brother
Man: Now would you like me to be the cat?
Woman: This was a completely innocent improvisation. Um, about a human being communicating in human-animal language with a cat who wasn't eating it's food
(Purring)
Woman: So I talked to him in cat language and he responded in a catty nature of some sort..."
What is happening? What is go- What is going on? Yeah.
Girl: It was just disgusting, it-- just-- give me the creeps, it's just like, a shiver all down me, it's gross.
Can I have some fucking context for this?
Like, why? Is this even happening?
Why did he even say do you want me to be the pussy-cat?
Why did she go along with it so willingly?
What is happening?
I mean, it's fucking Big Brother
That's enough of an answer already
(Purring)
Wasn't that bad
Okay, last video and of course it has to be a handshake. How bad is it though?
(Foreign language)
OH NO!
Oh God, they fucking saved it though
And they were like, 'okay this is going wrong, fuck shit', you can just imagine in their heads
When you go back and watch it
That they're ju -- in their heads they're just like, 'fuck shit, what do I do? Fuck'
(Speaking in Icelandic) Clearly, this is the future and we have seen alot of interest in this sport
I mean what did she do?
Why did she start it off that way?
They fucking saved it in the end
Go, Go Tigers!
Kind of thing, just like Hurrah!
We're all part of one big family
Awesome!
But why did she start the handshake like this?
What is this? Supposed to be like enchante?
Was she supposed to kiss her hand?
Cause I would have found it a bit weird as well
But why this?
Who goes for a handshake like this?
Your hands are naturally like this
Do this!
Now that's it for this Try Not to Laugh, Cringe, thing, I don't know what do I call these
Try not to Laugh/Cringe? I don't know.
It seems like I'm putting so much fucking buzz words into the title
To try and get views
Which is not the fucking case
I just have no idea what to call them!
But seriously
Thank you Kayla Jayde for putting this together for me
That was super sweet of you and she wrote a very nice message at the end
It was kinda personal, and was directed at me, so I'm just gonna absorb it and um not try to put her in the spotlight too much, that was seriously super sweet of them to do that
And that was a lot of effort and a lot of videos, so
I'm really glad they did so thank you for that because it led to make this a lot easier
I didn't have to go off and find a whole bunch of stuff that I haven't seen already or- because I never know where to look
So that made it really really easy for me to do this. So thank you very much for that.
But also, thank you guys so much for watching this video
If you liked it, punch that like button in the face like a boss
and high fives all around WASHOO WASHOO
Thank you guys and I will see all you dudes IN THE NEXT VIDEO
(Music)
(Purring)
Now I am the cat