what's up guys this is M3RKMUS1C and welcome to the new scorpion in black ops cold war i
know what you're thinking erik that is not a [ __ ] scorpion it's obviously a grasshopper
i actually haven't done the challenge that unlocks the smg you have to kill three enemies
affected by tack equipment in 15 different matches and the zombies challenge is also kind of stupid
too it has something to do with killing tempest i think so yeah i just went ahead and bought the
store bundle but if you actually look at the ots 9. not the undercover agent which just makes it
look completely different but the base ots-9 it's a scorpion especially if you google it and look at
other pictures i mean like this really makes it look like the scorpion if you cut off the
stock and the barrel then yes it definitely looks like a scorpion i think that's exactly what track
was going for by bringing this smg in that's a scorpion this is yeah that's a foldable stock
they just don't have it folded it's actually out and since i only have it at level 27 i don't know
if you can get a stock that actually flips it back over okay we gotta go to private match i
also heard that treyarch added an actual nuke for getting what a 25 or 30 gun streak i want to see
if that's actually possible we're gonna do that i don't know why but that looks so pixelated right
then you zoom in and it looks better something wrong with my damn settings so it's supposed to
be enabled dude oh my that's why my recording went out of sync last time jesus why do they
change some of these settings with the updates it just makes no sense like what i don't want motion
blur i'm so sorry if you guys had to see that in the last video yeah no stock doesn't actually like
flip the stock back in this thing's 100 percent of scorpion but they've really disguised it
oh boy come on you scrubs there you go
oh yeah oh we're so close you need a couple more come on you think assist there we go
nuke ready let's go even the sound's not as cool as modern warfare 2 but i'll take it
is that it there we go it's over oh it kills you too holy [ __ ] oh my god look what i did
to the map gross up and it's back to normal now what really stands out about this smg to me is
the fact that it has a really good hip fire and a really fast reload too i mean look at that granted
it has the five model warfare laser in the fast mag so it's gonna have some you know really good
performance with those attachments but generally speaking it's still really good it's still a
pretty fast handling smg and it should be really good for hardcore which you know i'll be playing
this is how i feel about getting thrown into this without even having a chance to leave look him
toes old chops mcgunny what the [ __ ] are these names i [ __ ] your mother all right five-year-old
what up with the footsteps dude like no one's walking there vondie fix your feet you said you
make the shoes no definitely not okay well take that hell yeah oh you're not playing
kill chain oh my god please remove decoys from existence thank you they're stupid and no one
likes them all right now that i know it's decoys for sure i apologize bundy i know you make a mean
pair of shoes that's aggressive i am in love with shoes 13 000 score 59 to 24. there's your
black screen like what is going on why does it randomly just take longer to load this [ __ ] now
the whole room i'm not playing and then they're just over there bro this is a lobby full of bots
dude you're on the team with the bots what are you saying about yourself what is this lobby holy
no thanks i'm good the other thing that has been sucking recently is that i hurt my neck again i
probably won't be seeing a chiropractor until monday so like playing games and
[ __ ] and trying to edit videos has just been a nightmare as of lately and i do literally
everything you can think of to try to like fix this [ __ ] i've got an inflatable neck
brace i've got like a back straightener thing i ice it i take advil i've got the neck of a
goddamn 90 year old dude oh my aching neck and there goes the decoys come on [ __ ] dude split
i can see it i could hear it
see you like [ __ ] hear the feet but there's not actually anything there dude i'm triggered
i'm ready over it
i'm not waiting no i hate these decoy lobbies when this game first came out i had no idea this
[ __ ] would be so annoying who is the meanie bobini that decided that this was a good idea
look i'm not mad i'm just disappointed but i want to know the source like who did this who
has convinced people to start throwing decoys everywhere because it wasn't me i don't do this
stupid [ __ ] i might have to occasionally play a certain way to do these dumb camo challenges
wait is that what people are doing oh my god it's because of the new smg kill three enemies affected
by your attack equipment so they're throwing the decoys because i'm guessing for some reason that's
better than trying to stun people it all makes sense now i put the pieces of the legos together
but on that journey i stepped on a thousand [ __ ] legos to get there thought i had the neck of
a 90 year old now i've got the feet of a 90 year old i stepped on too many of those goddamn legos
i tell you what now i gotta go to www.google to figure out how to fix my feet wonder what ots-9
even stands for i think that's why they call this variant the undercover agent it's like an
undercover scorpion it stands for obviously the scorpio star for eric honestly i have no clue how
they come up with these fake names for guns man i don't know if it's clever or extremely unclever
how am i alive holy no dude if only i had more ammo
what how are you not dead that should have been a triple hit fire oh look nick burks
is in the lobby want to take a scorpion shot with me oh yum that's what you get noticing me
[ __ ] this thing has no ammo i swear by default obviously the scorpion 9 only
has 20 rounds pathetic dude i mean this thing has 32 right now with the fast mag
pretty decent i know you can get 40 rounds but then i think i'll have a
really slow reload i don't know which one's better i'm going to stick with
the fast mag though gotta go fast cross map crouching wraith skin always the same player
you've actually got some hawks in hardcore your garbage whoa how many decoys did i just destroy
probably seven
come on i can hear him
destroyed that's what i'm talking about eric there you go there you go oh nick dude nick
caught me it's not actually him though i'm just popping off that was a nasty kill chain
it's nick mark music he threw a decoy right next to my head you can't be that desperate to get this
challenge done it's not that hard you don't need decoys look just stun shoot that's an easy way
to get it done you don't have to break the lobby with decoys because i think it also messes up the
frame rate of the lobby for some reason i don't know it's weird it's doing some weird [ __ ] to
the game i'm gonna do some rush 24 7 see how it is in core i have no idea if this thing's any
good in core i don't have task force yet either so it's going to be a little bit weaker i think i'll
probably go 40 rounds as well because you know i'm gonna need every shot oh that's pretty good
i'm gonna need stem dude female enemy what was that in game like female enemy
there you go
i'm glaring let's get rid of that
why is did they nerf the hand cannon that takes so many more shots
this thing used to melt the attack chopper
you snake ruined my hand cannon i'm gonna cry about it now
the jump shot before i'm even here what all right let's bust out the heart for the team come on
and it's the game's over it
this is why i don't play core i was the best on the team i had a good amount of tags taken
two would still lose and for what no feeds no fun nothing i am looking forward to when they
bring the paintball mode in for russia that should be pretty neat turn this game into
advanced warfare paintball mode i'm kind of sad i didn't get icbm domination once the map is so good
what the [ __ ] was that laughs jesus christ you know there's 12 year olds
trying to find out right now oh my god yes black ops i'm so excited oh he's on the team too great
this kid is so excited he's so pumped to play this game he's echoing so loud i can't even
hear my own [ __ ] i don't know if i could i can't i i can't exist that was the worst
oh god wow
here we go
what the f yo between the the feet and what's actually going on
oh dude my next my next [ __ ] hurting oh that's not getting [ __ ] up
i somehow destroyed a decoy while getting this
feed what i got an ultra oh what's that the guilt shade
and there's your gung-ho street sweeper yeah i'm so dope so no no at least we're winning
i mean if we were losing i'd be out of here i'm not gonna sit through this this lobby just
completely fell apart it's over yay is it over now it's over i wanted to think about god damn
can't get my [ __ ] three kills of flash no you can't [ __ ] charge bruh yeah yeah cry about it
you throw decoys no one cares about you getting your submachine gun challenge done
you're doing all this grinding for an smg that's really not even that good it's the
scorpion like it used to be a meme gunning cod for you throw an a cog on it with [ __ ] like
iron lungs and double tap now in cold war it's basically just another lc10 like
it's just whatever people out here freaking out it's been multiple days like how do you not have
it unlocked but that's gonna do it for this video thank you guys very much for watching hope you
guys enjoyed watching me use the new obviously the scorpion in cold war if you haven't already
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