Den...
DEN!
We gotta...
We gotta go on an adventure
But..
But Rick!
Den...
We...
*Burp*
W-w-we gotta go
School can wait!
Ok, fine!
And away we go!
Rick, where are we?
Its a different universe, Den
If you don't like it here,
We'll be back in no time
J-just tell
*Burp*
That dumb story about skipping school
While I...
Go take a nap or something
I haven't decided yet
Maybe I'll read a book
I brought a book
I'm gonna read it
Might read it under a tree
I don't know
I don't know if there's trees
I don't know if there are trees in this universe
Den
Stop asking questions
Uh...
...Okay?
Hey guys!
My name is CypherDen
And I guess we're talking about that one time I skipped school
So,
I was your typical goody-two-shoes student
I was super quiet,
Shy,
Minding my own business,
90 student,
Always early,
Did all my homework,
Aced all my tests and quizzes,
Freaked out when i'd forget my homework at home
And couldn't lie to save my life
But, I dunno, I hated going to class
I would find ANY reason not to show up
oh, i feel sick today, guess im not going to class! oh, i have allergies today, i guess i should just go home now
I only have eight absences in the class. I mean I'm not failing...
sooooooooooo...
WOO! no math. cutting classes and leaving early wasn't the hardest thing in my high school
Each grade usually left at different periods so students were always walking out at different times of the day
Freshman's get out at three, Sophomores at two, juniors at one, and seniors at 12.
Everyone had different schedules and security guards wouldn't really check if you're supposed to be leaving at certain times, so
anyone and everyone can literally just walk out if they felt like it so I did.
Oh, Den what about your parents? Wouldn't they ask why you're home early?
If you're getting all 90's, no one would ever question if you're cutting classes.
You're a good kid (obviously) and can do absolutely nothing wrong!
well thats just what i think ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
So this one time a group of my senior friends wanted to hang out
They got out earlier than I did since I was a junior at the time, no biggie
I've left school early a billion times before.
The five of us went down the street and right when we were about to turn the corner to take the bus ,
two cops, or security, actually they were dressed as cops so I'm gonna assume that they were cops,
They stopped all of us. "well frick. This is it, the jig is up. I'm
definitely screwed."
The cops asked all of us for our ID's and program cards. The program cards showed when
we're supposed to leave school. One by one, everyone showed their IDs and cards
They got to me and in sheer panic. I said "I
I don't have my ID on me!"
I did but Berlin teenage me thought it would be a better idea if I didn't have anything on me. Not even identification.
I thought I was so smart and brilliant, until they let everyone go their merry way and
Well, they told me to get into the van. Yep.
They made me go in and sit in the back (den magically appears in the seat) of those police vans. I was beyond terrified
I actually didn't even know where they were taking me. They drove around and tried to round up more kids that were cutting classes.
I sat in the back of the police van trying to devise my escape. "What if I try to open the door while they're not looking?"
HA! FREEDOM! (den speeds off)
"No, it's probably locked. Where are they hiding the keys?"
I eventually gave up thinking that it would probably just look bad on me. Also,
I probably watch way too many movies that makes it look like escaping is way easier than it seems
Eventually we got to our destination which was the high school across the street from mine, but this high school had BARS.
It legitimately looked like a prison. They made us go in line and go through metal detectors and inspected our bags.
What is this? (holds obvious threatening weapons)
Markers? For graffiti are you tagging things? No. I-I do art. Check my sketchbook, here!
Mmm. Those are really good, but we can't risk you tagging school property.
This lady, oh my lord this lady, took my gosh dang markers, (angry noises)
There was a whole case of brand-new markers,
and she took them! My whole world was crumbling into pieces.
Not really because I got caught but because she took my markers... You understand how important markers are to an artist!?
(heartbreak ): )
Remember the first time saw you? So pure and precious? I'm so sorry I failed you...
(criez)
I quietly sobbed in the corner of the room for, you know my markers. nd
eventually they a let us go. They told us to go back to school and gave me the detention slip to give to my teacher.
Two FRIDGING weeks of detention so I threw it out because it's not like my teacher would know...
I ain't about to hand my teachers a slip telling her and ADMITTING that I didn't want to go to her class.
Oh hecktothefricktotheno, thank you.
Yeah, I decided to go directly home after that instead of going back to school. Heck yeah
I still skipped school after getting caught skipping school.
PFF
I'm such a rebel scum. Oh, my parents never knew I skipped school.
I kinda the school the wrong number by accident in the beginning of the school year, when we got a new phone number.
Kind of never got around to fixing it, so every time they try to call my parents, it would never really go through.
so...
oops ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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