Glitchy Boi and SMG4 intro time :P
A normal day in the Mushroom Kingdom...
Oh, boi. AYYY! I'm-a got a 🅱️ O N E R.
-Eh! Ima got a boner
*merio song*
I W A N T T O D I E. (KCG: SAME TOAD...)
*meanwhile, two weegee dolls are making some sexes.*
LUIGI: Heeeehhh? *luigi gibberish* Hmmm....
*le t-posing begins*
OMG WTF HAPPEN TO SHROOMY
LUIGI: *moar italian gibberish* Ooohh...
*SMG4 goes to check on Shroomy.*
LUIGI: Mama mia. *Weegee gibberish* Marioo?
MALLEO: WHAT IS IT!? MAMAF*CKER! *grunt* No!
*Glitchy is approaching the T-Posed Shroomy, spoopy...* (GV: Very) (KCG: Much)
WEEGEE: *cries like a man-baby because he is one*
Luigi: ooohhhhh...
MARIO: Woah! *positive gibberish*
LUIGI: WHAT?!
OMG THEY'RE LOOKING
AH! OH, GOD! WHAT THE F*CK?!
They're coming for the booty. (KCG: Damn, that's creepy)
MARIO: Oh, no.
*🅱️ANG X1*
*🅱️ANG X2*
*🅱️ANG X3*
*Weegee freaking out while the 🅱️anging continues*
MARIOOOO! Halp! Halp! Halp!
Naahh, it's probably nothin'.
*luigi''s fear*
WAAHH!
HOLY SHIT! *panic* AAH! AAH! Oh! I got it!
AAH! AAH! Oh! I got it!
MARIO: FOR THE MOTHALANDS! TOAD: AAAH! JESUS CHRIST!
Toad: AAAH! JESUS CHRIST!
*yelling* Super Toadie Grenade!
Super Toadie Grenade!
AAAAAAAᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᴀᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃᵃ
Hasta la vista, toadetta. (GV:Great joke)
*mario takes his time to celebrate*
DEFEATED NOW, 🅱️ I T C H?!
*merio fear shriek*
*FINAL 🅱️ANG*
AND THEY REKT SHREK TOO?!
*panic noises* Run, Bitch! RRUUNN!!!!
MARIO: RUN, 🅱️ITCH! RUUUUUN!!! LUIGI: *screams*
GET YO ASSES UP DEM STAIRS NOW!
*Meanwhile, on the 3rd floor, Garbage, Inky Gal and that aquatic piece of shit known as Fishy Boopkins have a happy game of Yu-Gi-Oh*
Nerd: Ha-ha! Looks like you've activated my trap card, Meggy!
*meggy is confusion*
Geek: I use my... Trap Hole, to destroy Exodia, the Forbidden One!
*worried woomy gibberish*
*Jesus, and I thought Mario was stupid...* *you dare insult le Meggy?*
wHaT? oH, i ThOuGhT wE wErE pLaYiNg PoKeR, lOl.
*mass woomy*
Mistake: No, guys! We're playing Yu-Gi-Oh! Boopkins: No, guys! We're playing Yu-Gi-Oh!
Boopkins: No, guys! We're playing Yu-Gi-Oh!
MARIO, LUIGI: *panic and screaming* Mamma mia!
Mario: Mamma Mia!
*inkling relief*
MALLEO: RUUUUUN! *yelling*
*Meggy is confusion 2: crash-t-posing*
*y'all don't mind if we T-Pose?* (GV: I've never seen a more horrific sight) KCG: I agree...)
MEGGY: *shocked woomy*
BOB: wHaT tHe TiTs? wHaT's GoInG oN?
BOOP-KUN: Oh, hey, guys! Did you come to play Yu-Gi-Oh with us?
*nope, we came assert our dominance on you* ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Bishy Foopkins: Oh, you guys here to see my Yu-Gi-Oh collection? Here's Trishula, Dragon of the Ice Barrier! He's my rarest card right now! *boopkins run!*
I'm out of names: Oh, are you guys really that interested? Here's my binder! I've been collecting for a who-
BOOP: AAAAH, NO! STOOOP! MOOOOOM!!!
*scared and worried Woomy*
FISHY BOOPKINS IS NO MORE! FROM THE ASHES RISES...
T-POSE BOOPKINS!
*more inkling gibberish*
hAhA, nOpE, lOl! i'M wItH tHe BoIs! sEe YoU, MeGgY.
*dissapointed followed by confident inkling gibberish*
*oof*
*hey can i assert my dominance on u pls*
*lmao dodged*
CoNcRet Sleb
FAK OFF!
FALCON!
*ow my goddamn ballsack balls*
*badass one liner*
*STRIKE*
*meggy's celebrations*
LOOK OUT, MEGGY! DA ZOMBIES ARE COMING BACK TO LIFE!
*shocked woomy*
*luigi continues to freak tf out*
MAAAARIO! WAAAAA!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE. :D
lEt'S sEt ThIs PlAcE oN fIrE! bUrN tHe T-pOsInG bItChEs To ThE gRoUnD!
LUIGI: WAAA! NO! *le weegee fears*
No problem! Meggy number one! YIPPEE! *you sure she ain't robbie rotten himself?*
*excited mario noises*
YEET 😂
AAAAAAH!
BOB: DoEs ThIs MeAn We GeT tO sEt ThE pLaCe On FiRe?
*scared gibberish from weegee and the fat italian*
*big ass ni🅱️🅱️as gon get the yeet on 😂*
*ikr? this is so sad... alexa, play despacito.*
A S S E R T, A S S E R T *weegee strength 100*
uH... uM... sHiT, i'M gOiNg To ThE rOoF.
No! *malleo talk*
oH dEaR lOrD, lEt ThEsE tWo GeT iNtO hEaVeN; tHeY wErE cOoL, i GuEsS, aNd NoW tHeY'rE gOiNg To DiE.
rEsT iN sPaGhEtTi. pEaCe OuT, bItChEs!
*a n g e r y m a r i o*
You son of a bitch!
*shit, they got in*
*more panic noises*
*Blam*
*panic noises continue*
AAAH! MAMMA MIAAAAAA!
aH, tHeRe We Go.
nOw I wIlL bE dA lAsT tO dA lIfE, aNd ThEn AlL oF tHe BiTcHeS wIlL hAvE tO rEpRoDuCe WiTh Me.
bOb, YoU aRe A fReAkInG gEnIus. nOw It'S tImE tO-
*scary noise* (There goes bob's dream)
pIsS.
HAHAHAHAAAA! WAAAAAAOOOO!
*panic continues*
*Waasshooop*
HELP! *grunts*
Mama mia! WAAA!
*oof*
WAAAAHAHAHAHA!
LUIGI, YOU LITTLE SHIT! HELP, NOW!
Wah! Okay...
*mario and luigi continue their efforts to force the door open*
*mario gibberish*
uH, yOu DoN't WaNnA cOmE uP hErE. tOo MaNy T-pOsE zOmBiEs.
WAAAH! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEE!
jEeZ, gUyS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE dIe qUieTeR? i'M tRyInG tO rEaD.
ANGERY MARIO: GRRRRR...
*HOMER SIMPSON STRIKER - MARIO EDITION*
*crash* BOB: oH, sHiT!
Whoa! I did it... I did it! LUIGI! I DID IT! I DID IT!
LUIGI I DID IT!!!! I DID IIT
*weegee laughter* Oh, yeah! Hey, that's-a pretty good!
*taken 4: weegee's t-pose*
MARIOOOOO!
LUIGI! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
MARIOOOOOO!!!
*luigi being asserted* *nsfw mode activated*
LUIGIIIIIII!!!!
*RIP luigi, 1985 - 2018*
gReAt, NoW tHe T-pOsE aSsHoLeS aRe Up HeRe. hOw CaN tHe WoRlD sUrViVe If I dIe?
YOU KILLED-A MY BROTHER!! YOU SONS OF-A 🅱️ITCHES!!!! *ATTACCCC!*
oW, mY oVaRiEs! aW, sHiT! hEy, WhY'd YoU dO tHaT?
iT wAs JuSt A pRaNk, BrO. i DiDn'T mEaN tO gEt YoU gUyS kIlLeD oR--
*malleo ain't having dat shit*
hOlY sHiT, cHiLl OuT, bRo!
pLeAsE, i StIlL hAvE sO mAnY bItChEs To LoVe AnD mOnEy To EaRn!
FAK YOUUUUUUU!
HOO!
bUrY mE iN wOmEn....
*splat*
🅱️IATCH!
*mario gibberish*
D'oh!
*scared mario noise* MAMMA MIAAAAAA!
*more scared mario noises*
AAAAAH!
*shit, there's a lot of them*
*mario gibberish*
The hell was that? (La Cucaracha)
PEACH: *cute laughter* Oh no! Mario!
WHAT?!
*pew pew pew pew pew pew* MARIO: MAMMA MIAAAAAAAA!
DIE, 🅱️ITCH!
*power up* *bowser is confusion*
I'm ready!
TACTICAL NUKE! INCOMING!
*beeping*
*KA-BLAM*
HORI SHITO!
*bombs continue dropping everywhere*
PEACH: This is fun!
*master hand gibberish*
I LIIIIIIIIVE!
*inkling noises*
Mario!
Oh dear, I can't believe it! OHH!
*mario gibberish again*
*peach gibberish*
Get it together! I'm a superstar!
I am the princess! Oh, yay for me!
WHAT IS THIS?! WHAT IS THIS?!
*Everyone looks at Shroomy almost like the look in T-Pose form*
*chuckles* Uhh... I think it happened this morning...
*Flashback*
*Shroomy merrily sings while walking around the forest*
Oh what a wonderful day! The sun is shinin', the birds are chirpin', and...
Oh, there's an ominous lookin' figure in the distance!
*oh damn... it's our lord and saviour.*
Oh, it's just you, Waluigi! How's it goin' there, bud? Oh, nice wand you got there, too!
*angery waluigi noise*
*regular waluigi noises*
Okey dokey!
Oh, uh... What's this?
Eat it.
Dewit.
Hmmm....
Strange man in the forest tellin' me to eat a mushroom?
Yeah, I don't see anythin' wrong with that!
om nom nom nom.. MM! Delicious!
Y E E E E A A A A A A S S S S S S s s s s s s s...
Well, golly gee, I don't think I was very good scout today... Sorry about that, fellas!
*weegee gibberish*
*bowser gibberish*
*inkling gibberish*
*mario gibberish*
BOOPKINS: Hey, I've got a great idea! Now that THAT'S all over, who wants to check out my Yu-Gi-Oh collection?
MARIO: 'Ey, stinky! How 'bout NO?
*everyone cheers in agreement*
*helicopter takes off with everyone still cheering*
Oh, okay....
The end.
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