(APPLAUSE) WHOA, THAT'S NOT ME!
THAT'S JUSTIN BIEBER!
>> I LOVE THE BEARS.
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: SHALL WE SEE WHO WILL
BE ON THE SHOW TONIGHT, TOM HANKS, WILL FARRELL, CLAIRE
DANES.
I TRIED TO DO THE JOB!
>> James: DAVID BECKHAM!
♪ "ICE ICE BABY" ♪ >> YOU SLEPT IN THIS MORNING,
DIDN'T YOU IN.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> James: THAT'S WHAT MAKES
YOU THE BEST.
>> HONESTLY, JAMES, NOTHING IN THE SKETCH MAKES SENSE.
I WATCHED IT, I LOVED IT, I COULDN'T HELP BUT FEELING IT'S
MISSING SOMETHING.
(LAUGHTER) GET IT, THE MAGIC CLOWN.
>> James: THIS EVENING'S PERFORMANCE WILL BE A
CELEBRATION OF THE FILM CAREER OF THE ONE, THE ONLY TOM HANKS!
♪ >> THANKS.
NO, NO, NO.
>> James: JASON BOURNE.
>> I'M JASON BOURNE!
>> James: YOU WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME?
I'M GOING TO PLAY A LITTLE GAME WE CALL KNUCKLES.
WHAT THE (BLEEP)!
YOU WILL LEARN WHO IS THE BRAVEST IN A GAME WE CALL
FLINCH.
>> I HAVE THREE CHOICES -- >> AAAHHH!
>> James: CHALLENGE ME TO KICK A FIELD GOAL IN FRONT OF 65,000
RAIDERS FANS.
DO I PUT THE BUTT WAY OUT?
IS THE BUTT WAY OUT THERE?
♪ ♪ ♪ I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY
DODGEBALL WHEN WE ARE SMASHING OUR BALLS IN THEIR FACES.
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ HE IS JAMES CORDEN
♪ HE IS JAMES CORDEN ♪ ♪ ♪
>> James: YOU GUYS WILL TELL ME IF I LOOK SILLY, RIGHT?