>> HAPPY WEDNESDAY EVERYBODY,
HOW ARE YOU DOING?
YOU GUYS ARE GREAT.
DEMOCRATS ARE FREAKING OUT THAT
THEY PEAKED TO EARLY WITH THE
WEEKS TO GO BEFORE THE MIDTERMS.
CELEBRATIONS WERE SO PREMATURE,
IT REMINDS ME OF PROM NIGHT.
I KNOW.
I WISH THE ELECTION WAS IN
AUGUST SAID ONE DEMOCRAT.
AS THEY WATCH A MOMENTUM FATE
LIKE THE ELECTRIC CAR TRIED TO
GET UP A HILL.
THE POLL HAS REPUBLICANS LEADING
LIKE A WOMAN WHO JUST TURNED 26.
BECAUSE HE LIKES THEM YOUNG.
THAT’S THE JOKE.
IN CASE YOU MISSED IT.
NEW YORK TIMES SEES A SWING
INDEPENDENT WOMEN WHICH REMINDS
HER THAT TRAPEZE ABOVE LARRY
CUTLASS HOT TUB.
IS IT CREEPING YOU OUT?
OF COURSE AT PAINS THAT THE VIEL
WHO EXPECTED SOMETHING SO
DIFFERENT IT’S LIKE THEY WERE
GIVEN A GENERIC ADULT DIAPER
INSTEAD OF THEIR FAVORITE BRAND.
HERE IS A JOY SENDING MORE
MISERABLE THAN USUAL AND VOTERS
MORE FOCUSED ON INFLATION AND
CRIME IN AND NOT HER USUAL OF
SESSIONS AT AND FRIGHT LEGS.
WHAT’S DEPRESSING AS THE NEW
YORK TIMES RELEASED A POLL TODAY
THAT SAYS THAT 71 PERCENT OF
VOTERS BELIEVED THAT DEMOCRACY
IS UNDER THREAT.
ONLY 7 PERCENT OF VOTERS THAT
RANK A THREAT TO DEMOCRACY AS A
MAJOR ISSUE THIS ELECTION CYCLE.
>> I FIND THAT SO DEPRESSING.
I CAN’T BEGIN TO TELL YOU.
>> TALK ABOUT RACIST.
NO PREROGATIVES FOR YOU.
NO SURPRISE RATHER THAN FOCUSING
ON THE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THEY
WENT ALL IN ON GM SIX A FEELING
TO REALIZE HIS SLICK POWERPOINT
PRESENTATION ON TOP HITLER DOES
NOTHING TO LOWER PRICES, CUT
CRIME OR SEAL THE BORDER.
THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY
WATCH WITH WITH ESSIEN AND
PRODUCERS CURRENTLY IN JAIL.
ALL IT DID WAS PROVIDE
MASTURBATION FUNDER FOR ANCHORS
MSNBC.
GOD KNOWS THEY NEED IT.
THEY’RE MISSING THE BIGGER TREND
AT THE BOOKSTORES ARE NOW
REALIZING THEIR BS AND NO LONGER
FLIES WILL HAS FIZZLED OUT LIKE
A THREE WEEK OLD BOTTLE GINGER
ALE.
HAD DO I KNOW?
WHEN THEY WILL BECOME THE FODDER
OF DOCTOR PHIL, WHO IS MY SECOND
FAVORITE DOCTOR AFTER DOCTOR
JILL I LIKE HER BECAUSE SHE
DRESSES LIKE MY AUNTS.
HERE IS A SAD GROUP SUGGESTING
PUNISHMENT FOR COMEDIANS.
>> WIRE COMEDIANS AT NOT EVEN
WILLING TO COME ON COLLEGE
CAMPUSES ANYMORE BECAUSE THEY
ARE SCARED TO DEATH IT ABEL AND
SAY SOMETHING THAT OFFENDS US.
>> THE STEREOTYPES AND COMEDIC
STAND UP IS LIKE NOW OKAY
ANYMORE YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER YOU
WANT BUT YOU ALSO NEED TO BE
READY FOR THE REPERCUSSIONS OF
WHAT YOU SAY.
>> SOCIAL REPERCUSSIONS ARE
NOTHING NEW WHAT WE WE PENALIZE
PEOPLE FOR SAYING IS CHANGING
AND I THINK IT’S A POSITIVE
THING.
>> IT IS A POSITIVE THING BUT
FOR A DIFFERENT REASON.
>> LOCALISM HIT THE WALL WHEN
ITS PROPONENTS ARE TREATED LIKE
SIDESHOW FREAKS AND AN AFTERNOON
TALK SHOW.
IN CASE YOU FORGOT, AFTERNOONS
IN THE 80s AND 90s WERE MADE
FOR THIS.
IN THE CASE OF FOUR -MONTH-OLD MARIAH, RAFI HAL, YOU ARE NOT
[INDESCERNABLE]
>> THOSE WERE THE DAYS.
IT SADLY THOSE PEOPLE COULD BE
WRITING ON A DEMOCRAT TICKET AND
WOULD DO WELL TODAY.
BACK THEN BEARDED LADIES WERE
CARNIVAL ACTS AND NOW ON SCHOOL
BOARDS.
ONCE YOU ENTER THAT PHASE IN AN
DENTMON ON AN AFTERNOON TALK
SHOW, YOU NO LONGER SOMETHING
SERIOUS YOU’RE THE FUNNIEST
THING ON EARTH.
THESE PEOPLE ARE TRULY
UNINTENTIONALLY HILARIOUS THEIR
DEMANDS IT COMBINED WITH A 0
LIFE SKILLS TURN THEM INTO BABY
JERRY FALWELL’S.
USED TO BE THE OLD FOLKS WHO
RAILED AGAINST CULTURE BUT THAT
HAS FLIPPED NOW IT’S THE YOUNG.
INSTEAD OF DON’T TRUST ANYONE
OVER 30, NEGATIVE AND TRUST
ANYONE UNDER 30 AT LEAST TO TAKE
A JOKE OR PAY THEIR BILLS OR
LISTEN TO ANOTHER POINT OF VIEW.
BOOKSTORES THINK EVERYTHING THAT
CAME BEFORE THEM WAS BIGOTED BUT
I CAN TELL YOU RIGHT NOW IT’S
GARBAGE HERE A BRIEF SAMPLE OF
SOME OF THE SHOWS I WATCHED AS A KID
WHAT’S MAKING HEADLINES TODAY?
YOU STUPID BLEEP BACK FUNCTIONAL
AND IS IS A MAN’S CONCERN GET BACK TO THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU
BACK TO THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU
BELONG.
>> OKAY EVERYBODY IS AN EXCITING
DAY WE GET TO MEET OUR NEW BOSS
JAMES WASHINGTON. >> HOW DO YOU DO?
>> HOW DO YOU DO? WHAT IT IS.
WHAT IT IS.
MOM, DAD, I’M.
THAT’S HOW IT USED TO BE.
YOU BELIEVE THAT WOKE UP YOU ARE
THAT THE TIDE IS TURNING.
I GOT BARACK OBAMA URGING
DEMOCRATS TOO STOP MURDERING JOY
.
>> MY FAMILY AND MY KIDS.
THE WORK THAT GIVES ME
SATISFACTION HAVING FUN.
NOT BEING A BUZZ KILL.
AT SOMETIMES DEMOCRATS ARE.
IT’S LIKE SOMETIMES PEOPLE JUST
WANT TO NOT FEEL AS IF THEY ARE
WALKING ON EGG SHELLS.
>> IT TOOK THEM A WHILE TO GET
THERE.
I MISS THAT.
YOU HAVE STATES IN COMPANIES
DENOUNCING ESG AS SHAREHOLDERS
DISCOVER WOKE INVESTING IS AS
SMART AS FUNDING OUT BALDWIN’S
NEXT MAYBE.
WHAT’S WITH THIS AUDIENCE?
GEEZ LOUISE TRYING TO DO
SOMETHING ABOUT WILL GET YOU
GUYS ARE THINKING EVERYTHING IS
IN BAD TASTE.
>> YOU HAVE THAT WOKE PRODUCTS
APPEALING FOR COMIC BOOKS AND ON
IDENTITY POLITICS TO MOVIES
LECTURING US ON SOCIAL ISSUES
LIKE BILLY EICHINGER’S AFFLICTS
ROWS WHICH IS COMING TO A
DUMPSTER NEAR YOU.
RON.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
NOW YOUR LAUGH MAKES SENSE.
HAD HAVE YOU SEEN A WOKE
COMEDIAN LATELY?
I HAVE AT THAT LATE NIGHT ALWAYS
SO CAREFUL AND A
TRICK-OR-TREATERS BACK.
I’M OPTIMISTIC WHEN A POLITICAL
MOVEMENT IS NOT A FREAK IS
THAT’S A GOOD THING AND IT WENT
OBAMA’S SINK OF CANCER CULTURE
THAT’S EVEN BETTER.
MY SUGGESTED IS TIME TO TURN
OVER A NEW LEAF.
SMILE.
TAKE A SHOWER WORKOUT TRY TO GET
LAID.
THESE ARE ALL FOR THINGS I
ACCOMPLISH AT PLANET FITNESS
YESTERDAY.
AND TALK TO PEOPLE NOT ABOUT
POLITICS HELP TRY THE WEATHER
NOT EVERYTHING HAS TO BE A
CONSTANT STRUGGLE WHEN SOMEONE
SAYS IT’S A BEAUTIFUL DAY, DON’T
SAY NOT IF YOU’RE TRANS.
>> TRY SAYING YOU’RE RIGHT IT
FEELS LIKE FALL SMALLTALK BONDS
OF PEOPLE WOKE TALK RIPS THEM
APART AND MAYBE WATCH THE SHOW A
FEW TIMES A VACANCY HOW FUN IS
THAT COLLECTIVELY BECAUSE IF
YOU’RE DOWN THERE IS STILL TIME
TO KICK BUTT IN THIS WORLD
INSTEAD OF WHINING LIKE A LITTLE
THIS TIME TO START THINKING OF AN EXIT STRATEGY TWO MAY BE
AN EXIT STRATEGY TWO MAY BE
CANCELING CANCEL CULTURE ITSELF.
LET’S WELCOME TONIGHT’S GUEST
FOR HOWL I MEAN. HE’LL BE DRESSING AS A GROWN-UP
HE’LL BE DRESSING AS A GROWN-UP
GUY BENSON HE’S A MORE ROLES THE
BLINDS DEALT WITH WITH A COUNTRY
ACTOR COMEDIENNE AND HOSED UP THE HARLAN HIGHWAY PODCAST
THE HARLAN HIGHWAY PODCAST
HARLAN WILLIAMS LIKE SUNGLASSES A USEFUL STYLUS BUT OFTEN LEFT
A USEFUL STYLUS BUT OFTEN LEFT
BEHIND IN A HOTEL BATHROOM.
HE MIGHT FINALLY HE ONCE BUMPED
HIS HEAD ON THE INTERNATIONAL SPACE STATION.
SPACE STATION.
TYRUS.
HARLAND, I AM BEYOND PLEASED YOU
ARE HERE.
>> THANK YOU.
WHAT A TREAT.
>> AS IT ARE YOU HAPPY TO BE
HERE WE’VE BEEN WORKING ON THIS
FOR A LONG TIME.
>> LONG TIME AND I WAS BEHIND A
TRAIT IT’S A CINNAMON TREE.
>> VERY TASTY.
>> A LETTER ICING.
LET IT COOL OUT OF THE MICROWAVE
.
>> SWEET-AND-SOUR.
IT’S DELICIOUS.
LOOK AT YOUR ON MY CHEST.
>> OKAY OKAY.
WE WILL LEAVE THE LIGHT ON FOR
YOU.
WHAT DO YOU MAKE A?
HAS HAS AFFECTED YORK, DID YOU
HAVE THE CHANGE OF MATERIAL?
YOU BEEN DOING IT FOR ABOUT 35
YEARS AT.
>> AT THE DOING STANDUP 35 YEARS
AND IT HASN’T CHANGED MY
MATERIAL BECAUSE I THINK WHAT A
LOT OF THE LOCAL CULTURE IS
MISSING AS IT THAT THEY ARE
ASSUMING THAT IF WE DO A BIT OR
A JOKE ABOUT A CULTURE OR A
SEXUAL PREFERENCE OR ANYTHING
LIKE THAT, THEY IMMEDIATELY
THINK MAYBE YOU’RE ATTACKING IT
OR GOING AFTER IT.
WHAT THEY DON’T REALIZE IS A LOT
A TIME WE ARE DOING FOR THAT
SPECIFIC GROUP RECOGNIZING THAT
EVERY GROUP HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR
AND THAT YOU’RE HOPING IN YOUR
HEAD AND LET SAY YOU DO A JOKE
OR A JOKE ABOUT A DIFFERENT RACE
.
YOU’RE HOPING THOSE GUYS ALL
THAT’S HOW LARRY HAD SOME GLAD
HE DID A JOKE ABOUT SOMETHING
THAT REPRESENTS WHO I AM.
>> BY THE WAY YOU’RE BASICALLY
SAYING WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
>> THAT’S RIGHT.
BY NOT DOING JOKES ABOUT IT,
YOU’RE ELIMINATING THOSE PEOPLE
AND THAT DISENFRANCHISING EVEN
MORE AND REMOVING THEM FROM THE
POLE.
I DID A SET NOT TOO LONG AGO
WHERE I WAS TALKING ABOUT
TRANSGENDER’S AND AT SOME GUY IN
THE FRONT ROW LET ME UP AND GOES
EASY TOPIC TO MAKE FUN OF AND I
SAID I’M NOT MAKING FUN OF THAT
IDIOT I’M TRYING TO INCLUDE YOU
IN THE ROUTINE HOPING YOU’D FIND
HUMOR AND HEARING SOMETHING
ABOUT YOURSELF.
>> WAS HE TRANCE WHERE SHE.
>> WHAT HAPPENED IS HIS BROTHER
TWEETED ME LATER AND SAID HE
WASN’T EVEN CHANCE HE WAS
LOOKING TO CAUSE TROUBLE.
I SAID HEY IF YOU’RE GOING TO BE
THAT WOKE AT OF THAT PARTICULAR
WALMART AND OUT BUY YOU A
SLEEPING BAG AS IF IT ALL THE
WAY UP AND YOU CAN GO BACK TO SLEEP.
WOKE FREAK.
>> THAT’S AN INTERESTING USE OF
A WALMART SLEEPING BAG.
AS SOMEONE WHO GETS ALL THEIR
VIEWS IT FROM THE VIEW, YOU
THINK INFLATION IS A MORE OR
LESS IMPORTANT THAN DEMOCRACY?
>> IS AMAZING AND YOU ALLUDED TO
IN THE MONOLOGUE HOW INCREDIBLY
JOYLESS AT THAT WOMAN IS IN HER
NAME IS JOY.
SHE’S AN EXPERT ON DEPRESSION
AND SADNESS AND FRUSTRATION.
I THINK YOU DON’T REALLY
UNDERSTAND HOW FULLY OUT OF
TOUCH YOU ARE INTO GOOGLE AND
NATIONAL TELEVISION AND WIND TO
YOUR LIKE-MINDED RICH FRIENDS AT
THAT THE UNKNOWING UNWASHED
MASSES CARE ABOUT WHAT THINGS
COST INSTEAD OF YOUR PARTICULAR
PET ISSUE.
IT’S A COMPLETE LACK OF
UNDERSTANDING OF HOW MOST PEOPLE
LIVE.
FRAN FOR THAT SHOW ENEMY WOKE
STUFF BARACK OBAMA WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT WAS LIKE THE LECTURE IN
CHIEF FOR EIGHT YEARS.
HE WOULD LET DOWN HIS NOSE AND
DELIVERED ITS LECTURES AND EVEN
IF HE IS TIRED OF THE EXHAUSTING
LOCAL CULTURE, SHALLOT MAYBE
HAVE SOME FUN.
THESE GUYS ARE WAY OUT THERE.
THEY’RE NOT GOING TO STOP UNTIL
THEY’RE BEATEN.
WE HAVE TO ACTIVELY BEAT THEM
AND I FEEL LIKE THAT SHOW THAT’S
THAT.
>> I HAVE 2.0 WE DO NOT ADVOCATE
VIOLENCE.
SOMETIMES HE HAD THERE ARE TIMES
WE WOULD HAVE TO ADVOCATE YOU DO
IT ALL THE TIME.
>> YOU’RE VERY PRO- VIOLENCE.
>> SURE.
DO YOU BUY THAT IT’S GOING AWAY?
A READY TO FORGIVE YOUR WOKE
FRIENDS WHO DISOWNED YOUR?
>> I DON’T THINK THEY WANT ME
BACK.
HAD THAT’S HOW DISOWNING WORKS.
I DON’T THINK PEOPLE WHO BENEFIT
FROM THIS WENT TO GIVE IT UP
BECAUSE I THINK THE IDEA IS THAT
THEY GET TO SAY OKAY, I DON’T
WANT IT HAVE ANYONE HURT MY
FEELINGS I DON’T THINK IT’S
ALWAYS TRUE I THINK THOSE PEOPLE
THAT CAN’T WAIT TO HAVE THEIR
FEELINGS HURT BECAUSE THAT GIVES
THEM POWER OVER OTHER PEOPLE
JUST BY SIMPLY EXISTING.
THIS DR. FELT THAT WHICH I
WATCHED OLIVET DOCTOR PHIL IS
GREAT.
WHILE THESE PEOPLE ARE NUTS.
>> THEY DON’T WANT TO GIVE THAT
UP AND THEY WILL CONTINUE TO DO
THAT.
IT’S NOT ABOUT WANTING TO BE
INCLUDED BUT YOUR OWN PROTECTIVE
CLASS THAT GIVES YOU POWER OVER
OTHER PEOPLE.
YOU KNOW THAT JUST SCARED ME
WHAT HE’S SUGGESTING IS
SOMETHING WORSE WILL COME ALONG.
THAT’S WHAT YOU JUST SAID.
IT REALLY DOES NOT GO AWAY.
>> THEY’RE GOING TO UP THEIR
VICTIM GAME.
>> EXACTLY.
I DO FEEL FOR JOY.
SHE WORKED HARD WITH HER TEAM
FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS.
JANUARY 6TH.
THEY PUT A LOT OF TIME AND
EFFORT INTO THAT.
EPISODE AFTER EPISODE.
TWEET AFTER AND THEN THEY GET
LOUSY 7 PERCENT.
WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING?
I WOULD BE FURIOUS APPEAR THINK
ABOUT THAT.
I SPENT ALL THAT TIME AND ENERGY
WORKING.
MAKING UP [ BLEEP! ]
GOING AND 7 PERCENT.
I MIGHT’VE CRIED ON TV.
I FEEL FOR THEM.
THEY ARE NOT HAVE TOUCH MIGHT
GUYS SAID THE UNWATCHED MASTERS
DON’T GET IT.
OBVIOUSLY WE ARE NOT GOING TO
RETHINK THINGS WERE GOING TO
TURN IT UP.
LOOKING TO GET AN EXTRA HOUR ON
THE VIEL.
WE GOTTA GET MORE OF THE WOKE
PEOPLE ON TV AND HAVE MORE
TWITTER VIDEOS PEOPLE TRYING TO
EXPLAIN THEIR PRONOUNS TO NORMAL
FUNCTIONING HUMAN BEINGS AND IT
MIGHT BE HILARIOUS WHEN I HEAR
THAT ONE LIKE ONE WAS SAYING HER
PRONOUN WAS GOD AND GOD LIKE
BECAUSE IT IS A BEING AND NOT A
BEING.
I’M HERE AND I’M NOT HERE WHICH
IS A VERY SIMILAR TO GOD AND HE
SAID ARE YOU HERE NOW?
TO WHICH IT SAID YOU CAN’T ASK