.
. SINCE
. SINCE MARCH OF LAST YEAR SO MANY THINGS HAVE BEEN SHUT DOWN AND
FOR INDOOR COMEDY CLUBS IT'S
BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE LAUGHTER
WAS HEARD INSIDE. A COUPLE
OF COMEDIANS SAY IT'S TIME TO
BRING LIV STAND UP BACK IN A
SAFE AND SOCIALLY DISTANT WAY.
THEY ARE BRINGING THEIR LOW KEY
OUTSIDE COMEDY SHOW TO SAN
DIEGO TOMORROW. AND I WANT TO
WELCOME THE FOUNDERS MATT RIFE
AND PAUL ILIYA ALONG AND IN
JUST A COUPLE OF MOMENTS HERE
WE ARE GOING TO FIND ALL THE
DETAILS FOR THE SHOW IN SAN
DIEGO THIS WEEKEND. BUT FIRST
OF ALL, GENTLEMEN, GOOD
AFTERNOON. I'M GLAD YOU'RE
HERE. HEY, HEATHER. GREAT TO
SEE YOU. YOU LOOK GREAT EVEN
THOUGH WE CAN'T SEE YOU AT ALL
THIS FEELS LIKE A CLUBHOUSE.
YES. YES. OK, FAKE COMPLIMENT
THEN BECAUSE I KNOW YOU CAN'T I
CAN SEE YOU BUT YOU CAN'T SEE
ME. I'M SURE IT'S A NATURAL
GLOW. YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORK TO
HIDE SAYPE YOU LOOK FANTASTIC.
ARE YOU GUYS RIGHT NOW
OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE IN SOMEONE'S
CAR. WE ARE IN MY JEEP BUT I
CAN NO LONGER AFFORD THANKS TO
THE PANDEMIC'S SO LUCKILY
COMEDY SHOWS WE'RE TRYING TO
WORK TO MAKE THEM COME BACK SO
THAT I CAN AFFORD TO GET CAR
INSURANCE BECAUSE AS OF RIGHT
NOW YEAH THIS IS ACTUALLY A
GOFUNDME FORMAT'S SO IF ANYONE
WANTS TO HELP OUT THIS
YOUNGSTER THEN PITCH IN A
COUPLE OF BUCKS. BUT TO BE
HONEST GUYS, THIS PANDEMIC
LITERALLY SHUT DOWN YOUR ENTIRE
BUSINESS UNTIL YOU CAME UP WITH
THIS IDEA. ABSOLUTELY. WITHOUT
THIS I'D FOR SURE BE DOING ONLY
BANDS AND I AM LATE SO I'D
PREFER NOT TO DO THAT. IT'S
BEEN IT'S BEEN RIDICULOUS.
LUCKILY PAUL AND I CAME UP WITH
THIS INCREDIBLE IDEA AND IT'S
BEEN GOING GREAT. YEAH. ALL
OF OUR ALL OF OUR GATES GOT
KAHNERT AND SO MARCH TWENTY
TWENTY ALL THE COMEDY CLUBS
THAT I WAS HEADLINING AND THE
ONE THAT'S MATT WAS HEADLINING
ALL OF THEM WERE SENDING US
EMAILS SAYING THAT THE SHOWS
HAVE BEEN CANCELED AND WE WERE
JUST IN A STATE OF PANIC. WE
WERE LIKE WHAT ARE WE GOING TO
DO AND THEN WE STARTED DOING
ZOOME SHOWS AND OUR COMEDY JUST
DOESN'T TRANSLATE OVER RESUME.
IT NEVER DOES. YEAH, IT DOESN'T
TRANSLATE ALSO PRETTY SURE I
DON'T KNOW IF YOU'RE GUILTY
OF THIS EITHER BUT A LOT
OF PEOPLE ARE DISGUISING THEIR
DIRTY APARTMENTS WITH OUTER
SPACE OR SAN FRANCISCO BACK AND
I'M ON TO YOU WHOEVER YOU ARE
PEOPLE DOING THAT IS JUST NOT
AS AUTHENTIC AS WE WANTED TO
BRING BACK SOME KIND OF LIVE
PERFORMANCE. I'M GLAD YOU'RE
DOING THAT. AND AGAIN, IT'S
GOING TO BE TOMORROW NIGHT
RIGHT HERE IN SAN DIEGO. I'LL
SHARE THAT INFORMATION WITH YOU
IN JUST A SECOND. BUT GUYS, YOU
WANT TO PLAY A QUICK GAME FOR
ANOTHER TIME? SURE. CUE THE
GAME SHOW MUSIC. THIS GAME IS
CALLED COVID GUILTY OR NOT
GUILTY. MATT, WE'LL START WITH
YOU. ARE YOU GUILTY OR NOT
GUILTY OF BINGE WATCHING TIGER
KING? OH, GUILTY. ARE YOU?
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON
TIGER. YEAH, THAT'S THAT'S BOB
.HE'S A HE IS SO SO GAY AND SO
REDNECK. HE'S THE MOST AMERICAN
PERSON THAT I'VE EVER SEEN IN
MY ENTIRE I LOVE THEM. I LOVE
HE'S LIKE A ROMAN CANDLE SLEPT
WITH A SLIM JIM LIKE HE'S JUST
AN EXPLOSION OF CHARACTER SEEAT
TIGER KING HAS SAVED THE
PANDEMIC AND SAVED ALL OF US SO
I THINK HE SHOULD STILL BE
PARKNG OK GUILTY OR NOT GUILTY
PAUL, WE'RE GOING TO YOU AT
THIS ONE. ARE YOU GUILTY OR NOT
GUILTY OF TRYING TO FREE
BRITNEY? OH I AM GUILTY. I
BRITNEY NEEDS TO BE FREED. I AM
I AM PRO FREE BRITNEY MOVEMENT.
YOU KNOW IT'S INTERESTING I
DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IT WAS
BUT THEY TOLD ME THAT HER
FATHER HAD CONSERVATORSHIP OVER
HER WHICH MEANT THAT HE
CONTROLS WHERE SHE GOES HER
MONEY AND WHO SHE HANGS OUT
WITH. AND I WAS A
CONSERVATORSHIP JUST SOUNDS
LIKE BRITNEY HAS IMMIGRANT
PARENTS BATTLLED BECAUSE IT
SOUNDS A LOT LIKE MY LIFE UNTIL
WELL INTO YOUR 30S. OKAY, ONE
MORE YEAR I'LL GIVE MOUTING TO
BOTH OF YOU GUILTY OR NOT
GUILTY OF WEARING JAMMEY PANTS
DURING AN IMPORTANT MEETING.
WAIT, WHAT KIND OF PANTS?
JAMMEY PANTS I'M GOING TO PLEAD
GUILTY TO WEARING NO PANTS AND
THE SUIT MEANING BECAUSE COME
ON I REALLY WANT THE JOB SO IF
I NEED TO STAND UP AND PERSPON
WOULD THAT BE MISSING THEN I
CAME OUT HERE JAMMEY YEAH I
MIRJAMI PANTS NOW SO YOU
PROBABLY WERE HEY GUYS BEFORE
WE RUN OUT OF TIME HERE I WANT
TO SHARE YOUR INFORMATION WITH
OUR VIEWERS AGAIN, THE SHOW IS
RIGHT HERE IN SAN DIEGO OUTSIDE
THE MOVEMENT WAREHOUSE ON
KAHNERT TWO SHELVES SIX AND
EIGHT THIRTY PM