whats up?! this is Andre Allen! when I listen satellite radio
I listen to Sirius Hits One!
That's good, just...make it a little funnier.
Funnier?
Put a little stank on it.
- Stank? - Nice and funny, GO!
What's up, motherf*****s?! This motherf***** Andre Allen!
Or scratch my nuts, that is!
First take was good.
In 2005, Time magazine voted today's guest the funniest man in America
by 2010
the former stand-up hit it big with Hammy the Bear 1, 2 and 3!
You got Hammy time! It's Hammy Time!
You can also see him getting married to reality star
Erica Long
- Where's my kiss? - Do we have to do this on-camera?
If it's not on camera, it doesn't exist.
I don't feel like doing funny movies anymore. I don't feel funny
Save some of that stuff for your Times interview
I just want a decent story, you give me a couple of really
honest things I will be more than fair.
This is Chelsea Brown, she's doin' a story on me, no snitchin'!
Come to me, baby girl! I'm gonna turn over like an apple pie.
you know what, you just ate an apple pie you fate mother-
Things are changing, you need to wake up and smell the progress.
- No no, these things never change! Look at this, black man trying to get a cab in New York City
Taxi, taxi!
Do you think the wedding is hurting me?
Are you kidding me?! Andre if this thing flaps we could be talking Dancing with Stars, man -
Hold on - what is going on? What's happening?
Zoolander is in the conference room!
Ben Stiller's in the - these white people don't tell shi-
Why don't you just skip the hat questions and go right to something good?
Alright, how come you're not funny anymore?
Everybody's funnier drunk! You ever see Oprah drunk? She's hysterical!
It's my town!
Anything you need, you let a brother know! Weed, drink...
You want some a' this?
I got married a lotta times, I wasn't into the wedding...
I shoulda been into the guy
as you should be into the girl
My top five is Jay, Naz, Scarface
Rockem and THEN I might let Biggie get in there
My sixth man is LL Cool J
Before the show!
- Oh my God! - Before the show!
Hey, Dre - you mind if I get some of them hangers, man? I need some wooden hangers.
Oh dammit, they got the - they got the lock on 'em!
They got the lock on 'em!
They hip to your boy!
This looks like a fantastic movie! there's so much to discuss here, but the first thing I want
to say
is all I was watching the trailer I noticed the back of the head at Leslie
Jones and out because I
they have her voice but they're filming her from behind of course it's really
one feature because
she's up-and-coming talent but I was so happy to see her involved in a movie
like this
because she is our the SNL writer starting to get some on
on-air work she usually does weekend update: %uh
icon monologues about being single woman but she's also been a
I think now in one sketch that you know them NFL I
you know I felony %uh charges and eight say those instead of their stats
I think she's a very talented comedian and I'm so happy see you're getting some
of boron care opportunities in a feature well
Chris Rock is obviously are noticing an honor and a lot of talent here bringing
really
who's who in terms of this %uh you know certain corner Hollywood together here I
think it's very exciting
and not just in front of the camera but behind the camera
when you look at the town two are producing this I brought the list
and I'm so impressed it is come together yes and I hope that we see this kind of
partnership in the audience as well
Chris Rock you know let's just be honest here I think un
the surface it would seem like this movie was only directed at a certain
demographic
I which in itself is good because this
up this type of El made maybe when
by and 4 largely well I don't think you know i deleted like everyone to see it
obvious is judy is a county are certain audience to turn out in
and so far we've really only had comedies and melodramas
but now we have a wonderful you know slices life
Hollywood code introspective fell in this is a movie that's
%uh a common well not totally common but it's unknown genre in hollywood
a bird man is a great example that's a big awards contender
I know your top five so I think that's exciting in and of itself the Chris Rock
is a crossover comedian
I he has a lot of Appeal I across the board in terms of our
demographics so I hope that he helps get more people in to see this the
in this movie I me if you're not trying to see every movie that's coming out
you're missing out on some great movies I
really enjoyed no good deed for instance I don't think like a man to
not the greatest comedy ever made a really good time at the movies
I and so I think you know your your day if you're not trying these movies you're
the one who's
having a good time are so I think that streets
Leslie Jones no stood up behind the camera account that I
forgot distracted for a moment there net Scott Rudin
is producing this movie Scott Rudin is a fantastic awards friendly producer
who was a lot of on prestige in the industry
he's not as well known publicly as Harvey Weinstein whose really considered
his own
X biggest competition within the industry on so I think it's interesting
that one has a higher public profile than the other
but Scotland's were private person and Harvey but anyway
very well-respected really helped Wes Anderson's krier get off the ground I
really good guy to be hooked up with so I think it's great that he's behind this
movie
but then I you also have I JZ
conway et West as producers your corporate issues at the film
and I just think that's very very exciting and the Holy
looks very good and I i think this is it's interesting to see this discussion
about race in America evolving
I'm gonna reviewed your white people probably early next week
I and that's a film it also addresses this is in my open for that I talk about
boondocks it also
the book %uh stuff white people like that law turn to a book now even the new
sitcom blackish I wonder how long this you know this conversation will
I'll you know be relevant as thing I think change are changing very quickly
but it's an interesting discussion to have just the way the conversation
itself is JJ
I think speaks to the larger picture I'm glad to see Kevin Hart here I really
want to see him break out
I want to see everybody involved here you know I nunnally
diversify the offering
in this I type a movie that's made but to break atm for
you know the better these movies get the more prestigious they get
the morning you know non-black audiences are going to be willing
to try it now again that's on the that's on the fault is that
non-black audiences but it's a problem that actually exists a need to be fixed
I think movies like this could fix it so how does this look to you this is very
very good enough I'm very happy Chris Rock
who he's written and directed for but I don't think anywhere nearly
is kinda results and also Tracy Morgan how nice is it
to see him I'm not sure if this is still before after his accident but we're all
rooting for him
I'm glad he's put through moral SEO obviously
some complications up anyway I'm fabulous trailer
place where do I stand alone thank you so much for tuning in to marry you
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