Ah, good day everyone, and welcome to today's video. Here with...
Daniel.
Oh you're Daniel today.
Today I'm me.
Okay, work. I'm being illusive.
Alright so for today we have a bunch of Valentines Day candy.
Some I've never even...Uh- oh! My lips! Lip injection is done.
Do they look good?
Natural?
More lips, Valentines Day lips.
And a hot dog.
Did somebody say hot dog? Wiggsworth! wiggsworrrrth She's not here.
So we're just gonna try some of this weird Valentines Day candy.
Kiss me. Uh- oh! Not today!
It's not that kind of video.
Alright so you get to pick first. What do you want to go for?
Oh my God, Also we have a giant pizza.
That's what we're going to leave for last. Oh, I wanted it now.
Look at it, it's huge! It's a gummy Valentines Day pizza. Alright, that looks good. Aside from that, you choose.
Okay, in the honor of Doctor Wiggsworth- The hot dog. We're going to go with the hot dog.
This looks- it's like so official in this little package. Wait, but what does it say? Why is this like Valentines Day?
Top dog. Oh yeah, you're my top dog. Oh!
So bizarre, like I don't see how this is a Valentines Day- it was in the Valentines Day selection. I do! If somebody gave me a hot dog for Valentines Day I'd be happy.
Oh my god!
That's a good- that smells tropical, smell it now!
Smell it! Smell it! Ew! It feels so gross!
Sniff it! What the heck?
Oh my god, it smells so good! Wait, I didn't feel it, give it to me.
Oh! You know what this feels like!
Uh-oh!
Can I take a first bite? Fine.
Oh my god, its been so long. Go for it big guy! Go! This is a short one.
That's a huge bite.
Okay come on, get on with it!
Oh my god!
Oh stop it!
You'd think it's real beef.
Oh my god, it's sour!
It's like citrusy...
It tastes like- you know what it tastes like? Um Kool- aid, if Kool- aid was a gummy. No it doesn't. Oh yes it does, you guys have to get this at Target.
I think I'm gonna be stuck like this. This isn't sour to you?
No queen.
Alright! Pick something next.
Um, I'm going to go with something a little more savory because that was sweet.
Moving on to Valentines Day candy corn? Turn it around! It's Valentines corn!
Corn. Corn on the cob!
Alright, here we go! I'm curious, what's this gonna taste like?
It's just regular candy corn. It tastes like regular candy corn.
Eats 17.
They just changed the color! They probably used the same ones, and they're just like, oh lets drip this in dye. Since no one bought it from- Did you ever do this as a kid?
No!
Oh my god, I live!
I would always do that.
Wow!
I'm in the mood for.. sour! Sweet Tarts. Okay, I actually picked the out, it's not a weird Valentines Day candy, I just love Sweet Tarts! They're really good.
So good.
What's your favorite color? Mine's purple. Green or blue.
Are they big? Are they thick em's? They're thick em's! Give me a little thick em!
Mine says xoxo, and the other one says I love you.
Mine says maybe. Oh! And yas.
Okay.
I like to just suck on them, I don't like to crunch.
You like to suck on a lot of things sweet.
Oh the purple! Yas!
When I was a kid, with Sweet Tarts, I used to pretend they were my pills, and I'd be like, doctor says I have to take these.
You're an addict! I was an addict.
Sweet Tarts are- my body's like, they get me going!
Oh, grape is so good!
They're so sweet! But also tarty. And hardy! Tarty for the party!
Daniel, will you accept this rose?
No!
Sto- ow, that's hard!
Get!
Uh-oh! Oh my god, decapitated! I broke her.
Oh my god, gorgeous. These are chocolate roses.
Decapitated! How's your head? Decabrial.
That joke flew right by him. Oh um.. I haven't had any complaints yet. Isn't that the one? Yeah. A little late.
That was a drag reference for all you drag queens out there.
Is it hollow? Oh! It's hollow! It's a hollow girl! I'm not taking a bite out of that. That's just milk chocolate. That's old!
That's from 1924.
My turn? Mhm.
Yes! Lip pops. Lip injections, they're coming. You know, I got these cause I thought you would need a pair. They're not going to be any bigger. They're coming for your bran.
Okay, so it's a lolly pop on the back, and then lips in the front. Oh! it's a sucker!
You got the blue one?! I wanted the blue one! But I guess I'll have the pink one. This looks a little weird.
I don't know if I like this.
Mine tastes like cotton candy, it's really not that good.
Okay, next one.
Lets do gummy roses! Oh! Mhm
They look like.. Oh these are thick! Oh my gorgeous!
They're thick roses! Wow, which one did you get? Rosie O'donnell!
This smells like fake cherry.
I'm going to have a white one.
Okay smackers over there! Smick, smack, smackety smack. No one wants to hear what's in your mouth, do they? No.
These are not good. I don't like those. Okay you pick the next one pig! Okay, um.
How about, War Heads. Have you had these before? I've never had the.. the Valentines. These were my everything when I was in middle school.
Oh, those. Oh, these are- they look like little. They made it seem like they were going to be hearts!
How deceiving, packaging!
Which one do you want? Uh give me the green.
Okay.
Thank you, piglet.
They're not even sour.
Hot dog was more sour than a freakin' thing!
These are trash!
Next one is hubba bubba. Oh, that's just bubble tape. It doesn't matter, it was red, I had to get it.
It's- it's like supposed to be measuring tape. It has 6 feet of fun. I love 6 feet of fun. You know what I want to do? Something that I've never done before is stretch it all out.
Stretch yourself out. 6 feet of fun, oh! Oh my, oh my, miss American pie. Oh my gosh! She's still going. She's- uh! Uh-oh! She's broken!
Oh my god.
This is the kind of gum that only lasts 10 seconds, and then the flavors gone.
Lets see who can make the biggest bubble! Okay.
Oh god my jaw hurts.
What's this powder stuff? Cocaine.
I remember this being really good bubble blowing material, I think. I have too much in my mouth.
It's not good. You lied.
Okay, next!
Nerds rope! Uh-oh!
These are the best! My favorite! I haven't had a nerds rope in 12 and a half billion years.
Here you can have that side. Shall we? We shall!
Oh!
Mhm!
Heaven!
I wasn't a fan of nerds until they made nerds rope. I love the lemonade, grape, lime. Everything!
That was sour.
Alrighty, and last but not least is the pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza! Pizza!
Come on out girl! Hey, you have to open it properly! Oh. She's a lady.
Gorgeous! Oh! It's a pizza pie. She's everything!
It does smell like fruit punch. Yeah fruit punch. That's what it is, fruit punch. Kool-aid. Not Kool-aid, just fruit punch.
What's that have on it? Pepperoni, cheese, peas, peppers.
This is actually really good, I'm not going to lie. That's good as hell. This is probably the best pizza I've ever had.
Pizza Hut, stuffed crust.
Go away!
*inhumane noises*
Okay, I feel like I had too much candy. Are you okay? I need a drink of water! Alright.
Well I hope you guys enjoyed this video, happy soon to be Valentines Day to you all! Or singles awareness day. Mm, mhmm. That's okay.
Give this video a thumbs up if you enjoyed it. Lets see if we can get this to 30,000 likes, and if it does, we will do another tasting weird candies of some sort.
Uh, and that's all for today, we will see you next time. Good damn bye!