Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is a very big deal.
Check this out, it's my sixth to last show
on my forth to last network.
(audience laughing) That's a pretty big deal.
[Andy] Wow.
Yeah. (audience applauding)
What a career, never a bump in the road, anyway...
(laughs) We're a nomadic people.
(laughs) We roam, we're hunter gatherers, are we not?
Yes, absolutely.
Very hot today, it's 105 in Los Angeles right now.
(Andy groaning) Setting records, yeah.
The CDC authorized me to tell you guys
while in the theater tonight the masks have to stay on,
but the clothes can come off. (audience cheering)
(audience applauding)
(audience cheering) (audience applauding)
Don't, no, no, don't for a second, no, no.
Don't for a second act like that
would be an erotic treat, okay?
Yeah, and also, you people do not want skin
touching those seats. Yeah.
(audience laughing)
Hey, our last nightly show is next Thursday, June 24th.
And people are asking me, what's next?
And I just wanted to tell you all tonight
my plan is to wrap up this show then start my new career
posing as Conan O'Brien on Hollywood Boulevard.
And yeah, going to be just walking around.
And yeah, just sort of walking.
(audience applauding) I'll have a fanny pack.
(audience laughing)
I'll be the guy between the fat Spider-Man
and the fatter Spider-Man (audience laughing)
so look out for me 'cause I need the work.
Anyway, you know, one thing we're doing
these last two weeks is we're taking a look
at some of our favorite moments from our time here at TBS.
Tonight I wanted to show you some of my favorite cold opens,
these start of the shows that we would do
from our trips down to Comic-Con
over the past couple of years.
I have to tell you, (audience cheering)
yeah, it was, when we started at TBS
we tried so many new things.
We didn't know what would happen.
Comic-Con was something we tried,
and it was such a discovery, such a magical discovery.
Some of my favorite shows happened down in Comic-Con.
The first cold opening
is one that we did from Comic-Con 2015.
And at the time "Mad Max: Fury Road"
was the movie of the year.
Anyway, here's how we started that show, check it out.
(Conan typing)
Oh, hey Andy. Hey, Conan.
I'm heading down to San Diego to Comic-Con now.
Are you ready? Sure.
You gonna take the train? No, you know, it's only
a little over two hours so I thought I'd drive.
You know, listen to some tunes on the way down.
Driving sounds fun, can I tag along?
Of course, are you ready now?
Yeah, let's go to Comic-Con. Let's do it!
(audience cheering)
(thunder crashes) (wind howling)
(motor revving)
(audience laughing) (energetic drum music)
(audience cheering)
(motor revving)
(heavy metal music)
(audience cheering)
(Andy screaming)
(energetic heavy metal music)
I don't know where we got lost.
I still can't see it, I'm coming down.
(audience laughing)
See, we passed San Clemente.
Yeah, we're off the 5, we passed San Clemente.
Yeah. But we're not it now.
We should have hit La Jolla by now.
Yeah. Well, the thing is,
is the guitar's so loud I can't hear the GPS.
I'm sorry, it's so much fun I get carried away.
I know, I know, but it's okay.
Hit me up before we go.
Oh, okay, here we go. Here we go.
Mm. (shouts excitedly) (audience cheering)
Take me up, fellas!
[Andy] On to La Jolla, on the Fury Road!
(energetic heavy metal music) (audience cheering)
(audience cheering)
(audience cheering) (audience applauding)
All right, this next opening from a Comic-Con
is from Comic-Con 2016 and at the time "Batman v. Superman,"
"Batman Versus Superman" was the big movie at Comic-Con
so here's how we started that week's shows.
(people chattering)
I don't know, I mean, it was okay
but it seems like every single superhero movie these days
is just an excuse for the good guys to fight each other.
Oh, I know.
It's like they think up the lamest excuse
for 'em to be mad at each other
just so they can stage a big fight scene at the end.
I mean, I still liked it.
I'd give it three stars.
Uh, I'd give it 3.5.
Well, you mean three and a half.
Yeah, same thing, 3.5, three and a half.
It's not the same thing.
No one uses decimal points when they rate a movie.
It's just stupid.
I use decimal points to rate a movie, and I just did.
You know there were times, and this is one of 'em
when I just want to smash you.
Well, why don't you try it right here right now?
Oh yeah, it is on! (Andy laughing)
(dramatic instrumental music)
(audience laughing)
You just started a war. (thunder crashes)
I'm gonna enjoy taking you down.
Wait, wasn't it just daytime and sunny?
Don't question it, Andy.
If we're gonna fight, it has to be in the rain at night.
And why are we fighting again?
It doesn't matter!
People pay billions of dollars to see this shit.
(blows landing) (dramatic instrumental music)
(Conan grunts)
(bones cracking)
(tone squealing)
(audience laughing)
Hey, Andy, do you bleed?
(audience laughing)
(liquid squishing)
(audience laughing)
(laughs) Tell the devil Conan sent you.
(dramatic instrumental music)
(bricks crumbling) (Conan grunting)
(footsteps splashing ground) (dramatic instrumental music)
(audience laughing)
(blows pounding)
(audience laughing)
Pinch me I'll pinch you back. Oh no you won't!
I'm gonna pinch you so hard
that you will forget how to pinch!
Stop it!
(dramatic instrumental music) (audience laughing)
(audience cheering) (audience applauding)