♪ Yeah, you're my love, you're my heart ♪
♪ You're my everything ♪
(videotape squeals)
- Oh my gosh, you guys.
- We're freaking out over here.
We just discovered this thing
that basically can write movie scripts, skits, comedy shows,
songs, parodies.
- It's scary, but we're gonna put it to the test.
- Right. First of all, I hope we have a job after this,
'cause it's basically what we do,
and they do it on a computer.
- [Kim] And faster.
- It's Valentine's Day,
and I wanna write a sweet song about my wife,
but I want AI to do it for me.
(Penn laughs)
- You're outsourcing this.
- I'm just gonna say the things
that I like about you, right?
Hazel eyes.
She really likes chocolate.
- [Kim] I like Sour Patch Kids more.
I like Dolly Parton.
- [Penn] What's something embarrassing that happened to you?
She once went down a water slide.
Her top came off.
- [Kim] It didn't come off.
It just lifted up.
Enter.
- [Penn] There's no way this is gonna work, right?
- Okay, let's see. - Okay, here we go.
Okay, here it goes.
- [Penn] Oh, it's going.
(Penn laughs) - [Kim] Oh, my!
- [Penn] "Water slide, top lifted up, with grace.
"You're my angel, my love."
All right, we're doing this.
- Penn is upstairs working on my Valentine's Day present.
(Penn sing-mumbles)
So what,
what's this style you're gonna try?
- I gotta go power ballad with this.
(Penn imitates drum solo)
I've like added a ton of guitars and piano.
Do you think we need to make AI
like a character in the video?
- [Kim] How?
- Robot.
Not like a nice robot,
but can you imagine a really bad robot?
- [Kim] That we made?
Is that jumping the shark a bit, or?
- I think we have to jump the shark.
I think the shark needs to be jumped heavily.
I, yes, and it might,
this could be terrible.
- [Kim] Okay. - [Penn] Right?
We have a fog machine.
We have lights.
Penn has composed the music to these AI lyrics.
We're gonna shoot this video,
and if we don't have enough video,
we're just gonna get stock footage?
- I feel like that's the way to go,
for something like this.
And now our song,
written by a robot and composed by us,
"Our Joy Doesn't Crash."
(smoke hisses)
♪ Your full lips, so soft and sweet ♪
♪ You make my heart skip a beat ♪
♪ Hazel eyes with flecks of gold ♪
♪ My love for you will never grow old ♪
♪ Yeah, you're my love, you're my heart ♪
♪ You're my everything ♪
♪ Together we will make forever our everything ♪
♪ From your love chocolate ♪
♪ To also Sour Patch ♪
♪ To your laughter and your joy ♪
♪ That will never crash ♪
♪ Your joy will never crash ♪
♪ Joy doesn't crash ♪
♪ Because it is joy ♪
♪ By definition, joy will never crash ♪
♪ With a hero like Dolly Parton, ever so bright ♪
♪ You light up my life with your love so right ♪
♪ Water slide, top lifted up with grace ♪
♪ Yeah, you're my angel, you're my love ♪
♪ And you're my perfect space ♪
A cappella time!
♪ You're my love, you're my heart ♪
♪ You're my everything ♪
♪ Together we will make forever our everything ♪
♪ From your love for chocolate ♪
♪ To also Sour Patch ♪
♪ To your laughter and your joy ♪
♪ That never will crash ♪
♪ Our joy will never crash ♪
♪ By definition, joy will never crash ♪
♪ Because it's joy ♪
♪ And that's what it does ♪
♪ It just doesn't crash ♪
- Okay, so,
okay, ready? - Yep.
Ope, there's my boom.
(Kim laughs)
- [Penn] She can't see.
We did not put eye holes in this.
- It's not gonna work, Penn.
- What? What is it?
What do you mean?
- He wants you to take the roses and throw them.
- Oh, throw them?
- [Penn] Spin.
(Penn and Kim laugh)
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