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WELCOME BACK TO THE BIG SUNDAY
SHOW.
PROGRESSIVES NOW BLAMING ANZE
BEST FRIEND FOR GLOBAL WARMING.
YOUR PETS ARE PART OF THE
CLIMATE PROBLEM.
THEY CAN HELP YOU MINIMIZE THE
CARBON PAUL PRINT.
HURTING THE ENVIRONMENT.
THEIR MEAT HEAVY DIED IS THE
BIGGEST CONTRIBUTION.
AN ABUNDANCE OF ENERGY, LAND AND
WATER TO PRODUCE.
WE ARE ALL DOG OWNERS HERE.
JOE, DO YOU THINK, WHAT IS YOUR
DOGS NAME?
>> MAXIMUS.
A MEAT DIET TO A BUG INFUSED DOG
FOOD DIET?
>> ABSOLUTELY NO SHOP.
HE WOULD NEVER EVER.
I PUT A BUG IN FRONT OF HIM AND
HE WILL SNIFF IT FIRST SECOND
AND THAT IS THAT.
HE IS A GLADIATOR.
>> HE LOOKS FEROCIOUS.
>> THIS IS THE NEW CNN,
APPARENTLY, GUYS.
THIS IS THE NEW CNN.
THE ONE THAT WILL PIVOT TOWARDS
THE CENTER.
>> IF I’M REINCARNATED INTO A
DOG I WANT TO BE LISA’S DOG.
I THINK HER DOG IS TREATED VERY
WELL.
THIS IS ABOUT ACTUALLY THE WHOLE
AMERICAN DIET CHANGING FROM MEAT
WHICH IS ENERGY HEAVY, LAND
HEAVY, THEY WANT US ALL, OUR
PETS AND US TAB A DIET BASED ON
INSECTS.
>> I WILL GIVE UP STEAK WHEN
BILL GATES STOPS FLYING PRIVATE.
I AM A MEAT EATER.
I AM A CARNIVORE.
>> IS NOT A TOY OR A DOG?
>> I DID NOT PUT THE TOYS ON
HER.
THAT WAS A GROOMER.
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I TAKE
OUT OF HER MOUTH THAT SOMETIMES.
WHEN WE WERE IN NEW YORK CITY IT
WAS FOR CIGARETTES.
I TRY TO TELL HER THE DANGERS OF
SMOKING.
WE HAD TO GET OUT OF NEW YORK.
AT FIRST CIGARETTES THAN HEROIN.
SHE NEEDS TO GET ON THE STRAIGHT
AND NARROW.
SHE EATS ANYTHING.
I DO FEED HER GOOD STUFF BUT
SHOULD PROBABLY EAT ANYTHING I
GAVE HER.
>> THE FREAK BEHIND THIS
TRANSITION IS BILL GATES.
ALL RICH COUNTRIES SHOULD MOVE
TO 100% SYNTHETIC BEEF
EVENTUALLY.
GREEN PREMIUM IS MODEST ENOUGH
THAT YOU CAN SORT OF CHANGE THE
BEHAVIOR OF PEOPLE.
THIS GUY, HE FLIES ON PRIVATE
PLANES.
HE DRIVES GAS GUZZLING MUSCLE
CARS.
HE HAS A HUGE CARBON FOOTPRINT,
BUT HE WANTS US TO RIDE BIKES
ANY BUGS.
>> AGAIN THEIR BILLIONAIRES,
BILLIONAIRES ESPECIALLY ARE SUCH
DOUBLE STANDARDS.
SUCH HYPOCRITES.
THE AMOUNT OF FUEL THEY BURN IN
ONE FLIGHT ONE WAY IS ABSOLUTELY
ABSURD.
NOW YOU WILL ACTUALLY GO OUT AND
SAY YOU CAN’T HAVE YOUR STAKER
YOUR PROTEIN PROTEIN OR DOGS YOU
NEED TO EAT BUGS.
THEY WOULD NOT HAVE IT.
THEY ARE PICKY EATERS.
PUT THEM ON THE SCREEN.
THEY WERE FORCED IN A LITTLE
GROCERY CART AROUND OUR LIVING
ROOM BECAUSE MY KID THINK THEY
ARE DOLLS.
THEY EAT MEAT -BASED FOODS AND
IF I TRIED TO FEED THEM BUGS
THEY WOULD ABSOLUTELY NOT EAT
IT.
I KNOW IT BECAUSE I HAD A LITTLE
BIT OF IT AND CRISIS IN MY
HOUSE.
>> NONRELATED SKIPPY QUESTION.
AN ADORABLE DOG.
AREAS.
>> HE IS NOT GOING TO JUMP,
RIGHT?
>> NO, HE WON’T.
HE LIKES WATER.
HE BARKS AT THE FISH IN THE
WATER.
ONE LAST POINT.
BILL GATES OWNS 269,000 ACRES OF
LAND IN AMERICA.
I THINK THAT THIS IS A NATIONAL
SECURITY ISSUE.
HE HAD A QUOTE SOMEWHERE THAT
SAID IF YOU CAN TAKE AWAY CATTLE
GRAZING LAND, YOU CAN TAKE AWAY
CATTLE.
HE WANTS TO TAKE AWAY CATTLE AND
BEEF.
>> NOT MUCH TO ADD TO THAT.
>> I’VE GOT A THEORY ABOUT BILL
GATES.
>> HE’S WEIRD?
>> I DON’T THINK HE CARES ABOUT
ANY OF THIS.
HE LIVES ON HIS FANCY HOUSES ON
THE WATER HE FLIES PRIVATE, HE
HAS PROBABLY CRUSHING A STEAK
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT FOR DINNER.
WHAT CAN I GET THESE LOSERS TO
DEAL.
GIVE UP THIS, GIVE UP THAT.
LIVING LIKE A KING IN HIS CASTLE
LOVING LIFE LAUGHING AT
EVERYONE.
I.E. MY STATE, I LIVE MY LIFE, I
DON’T FLY PRIVATE, BUT I CANNOT