- Hey there fruit-lovers. (audience applauding)
I'm Orange, and this is The Juice, the fruitiest talk show
in the entire galaxy! (audience applauding)
(panel cheering)
- Nice!
I dunno about you guys
but I'm juiced for today's episode.
(audience laughing) What do we got on tap, Pear?
- It's a question that's truly out of this world, Orange.
If you had to bring three things into space
what would you bring?
- I knew it was just a matter
of space time before someone floated a question like that.
(Orange laughs)
Get ready for a tall glass of answers fruit-lovers
'cause I wanna know, what's the juice?
- I know what I'd bring with me to outer space.
My friends!
(panel sighs)
- Wait a minute, but the question said
you could only bring three things?
- Oh, um.
- Sis is right.
Which friends would you take the space, Marshie?
And who would you leave behind?
- You have to pick.
- I um, oh, I'd put all my friends into three big bags.
And I'd bring those into space.
- Nope, not buying it.
- Doesn't work that way, Marshie.
Besides, if Marshmallow stuffed us into bags
there'd be nothing protecting us from the elements.
We'd probably all just die!
- Na, na, na, no, no, no!
- Marshie is trying to kill us!
(vinyl record scratching)
I knew it!
- I really wish I hadn't come on today's show.
Yay!
- Okay, that's enough.
Let's stop teasing, Marshie and get real for a second.
If I'm goin' to space,
the three things I'm bringin' are food, water, and oxygen.
Simple as that.
- [Panel] Boo!
- Why are you booing me?
It's a good answer.
- It's a boring answer.
- Boo! (Marshie laughs)
- Well, I'm sorry you find my pragmatism boring.
But I-- - Boo!
- Seriously, that answer was so boring
I think I forgot to breathe for a little while.
- Don't worry Little Apple, maybe someday
you'll forget to breathe for a normal sized while.
(Orange laughs)
(Little Apple screams)
- If it's me going to space, I'm bringing Sudoku.
- Sudoku?
The logic-based combinatorial number placement puzzle?
- You betcha!
I mean, it's bound to get boring in space, right?
So I'd brings Sudoku to keep myself entertained.
- I mean, that's a pretty terrible pick,
but at least you have two other chances to make it right.
- Great point, Pear.
Second thing I'd bring, a pen.
You know, to play Sudoku with.
- Smart! (audience laughing)
- Is it?
- Maybe it should be a pencil.
You know, in case you mess up.
- No way, Little Apple.
I live dangerously.
- Oh snap!
- What's the third item you'd bring, sis?
- Well, a space suit might come in handy.
- Yah think?
- But honestly, I'd probably just bring
a hard surface to play Sudoku on.
- Smart! (audience laughing)
- No it isn't!
- You know what?
I had three things in mind, but I'm scrapping those ideas.
I'm bring Sudoku to space too!
(audience laughing) - Let me get this straight.
So instead of bringing three things
to your journey through space,
you're now just bringing one completely frivolous thing?
- Hey, it's a short list
but that's how he rolls (laughs).
- What's Sudoku?
I wanna learn how to play.
Yay!
- What is happening?
- Okay, okay everyone.
Allow me to get things back on track, as usual (laughs).
First thing I'd bring to space, a can of beans!
- Well, that's a surprisingly good choice, Orange.
I agree, it's important to have food.
- Oh, I'm not bringing it for food.
I'm bringing it for propulsion beans.
Beans really do a number on me.
So I know that with enough beans
I'll be able to blast myself in any direction I please.
(Orange farting and laughing)
(Pear grunting)
Item number two, of course, is soda.
I'd definitely bring soda to space.
- Let me guess.
It's not because you'll get thirsty.
- Silly, Pear, it's 'cause I'll get going too fast
'cause of the beans.
This way, I can burn myself to a stop.
(Orange burping) See?
- This is insane!
Although it exhibits a weirdly keen understanding
of jet propulsion.
- And finally I bring a stone chiseled plaque,
commemorating what happened here today.
Because we can never ever forget
that Marshmallow tried to kill us all.
- I didn't mean to friends.
I'm sorry.
- Nah, we're just kidding, Marshie.
- Oh, I love jokes!
Yay!
- So what's the third thing you'd actually bring, Orange?
- Definitely, Sudoku.
- Nah, come on!
(upbeat folk music)