- I don't need you. - Here if you do.
- I won't. - Safety first.
I'm indestructible.
Here if you need me.
[groaning]
Ray, stop pumping up your glamour muscles
and get over here so we can start looking at these matches.
Yeah, dog, I want to look at pictures of other people
and judge.
All right, I'm coming. Jasper, take this.
Do you need me? [groaning]
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Now, I'm gonna show you all the bad guys
that saw your profile and want to fight you.
Let's get to the judging.
Okay, if you don't want to meet up with them
for a fight, you swipe left.
If you do want to meet up with them for a fight,
you swipe right
and the app will automatically set up a meeting.
You know, it's funny. I feel like ten minutes ago
I told you wanted to see my matches,
but you're still talking and I haven't seen any.
And I'm [unintelligible]
Oh, come on.
Okay, so just look at these pics and tell me if you want
to swipe left or swipe right.
All right.
- This guy says his likes are- - Left.
Okay. This next guy is from-
- Left. - Wow.
Oh, this villain once robbed the-
- Big left. - Are you serious, dude?
- What? - You're not-
I haven't given any of these villains a chance.
That last one's name was Bad Guy.
I'm not gonna match with anybody who can't come up
with a better name than that.
Yeah, okay, Captain Man.
- What did you say? - Okay, okay, okay.
More matches. More matches, We're gonna do more matches.
Let's do this one guy, this guy right here.
What you think of him?
Too short. Too tall.
- Just right. - Nice.
But ugly. Pass.
What is-
Ooh.
The Lawn Ranger?
Yeah, man.
You guys are a 97% match for each other.
And look, his dream fight is on top of a blimp
at midnight, just like yours.
Yeah, but, I mean, it's not like he wants
to jump off it as it explodes.
Yes, that's exactly what his profile says.
You guys really think
that this bad guy could be the one?
Yeah, dude. Yeah.
I guess we could swipe right.
- Come on. - Right.
Oh, okay.
Looks like you've got a fight set for an hour from now at TBD.
Oh, the Beatin' Dungeon.
Oh, yeah, that underground fight club.
Oh, my gosh, it's happening.
What am I gonna wear?
Uh, your Captain Man uniform.
Yes, that's perfect. Looks great on me.
But I gotta go lift some more weights first.
- Here, if you need me. - I don't need you.
Henry, come give me a spot.
What?
Hang on, dude, I gotta set up my Rumble profile.
You haven't set it up yet?
Relax. I'm done.
[chiming]
A lot of matches, so...
Let's see 'em. I'm ready to get my hate on.
Nah, I'm probably just going to be the first one.
You're gonna swipe right on the first villain you see?
Harry, don't do that. You deserve so much more.
Whatever. This guy seems fine.
- I'm just gonna swipe. - What's his name?
Uh, Kyle.
Hmm. Sounds like a dud.
Says he likes energy drinks and punching holes in walls.
Sounds like my uncle.
[chiming]
It's him. It's him.
The Lawn Ranger sent me a message.
Oh, my God.
What did he say?
I don't know. I'm too nervous. You read it. You read it.
[clearing throat]
I'm excited to get to mow you.
"Mow you."
Oh, yeah.
This is the Lawn Ranger.
We get it.
You're not going to get
that kind of word play from Kyle.
[music playing]
[groaning]
This is so exciting.
I love there's a place for everybody
who's down to fight.
Ch-ch-ch-ch.
Oh, my God, it's Captain Man and Kid Danger.
Yeah.
Yeah, what's up?
We're the lizard twins. We'd love to fight you one day.
We couldn't believe it
when we saw your profiles on Rumbler.
Would you guys want to fight right now?
Uh. Uh. We can't.
Sorry, guys. We're, uh, we're actually here
to fight somebody else.
[sighing] Rumbler.
Yeah, I matched on Rumbler with the Lawn Ranger, so.
[laughing]
What's, uh, what's so funny?
Yeah, do you guys know the Lawn Ranger?
Yeah, he's right over there.
Eating chili.
[laughing]
- Oh, no, no, no. - Pretend you don't see him.
Just pretend you don't see him.
He looks nothing like his picture.
I agree. You got catfished, dude.
- I'm gonna sue the Rumbler. - He's right behind us.
I hate this.
[clearing throat]
Hi.
It's me, the Lawn Ranger.
Yeah. I didn't recognize you.
Probably because you look absolutely nothing
like the pictures you posted.
I know I should probably update those,
but don't worry. I can still fight.
Whoopsie.
[ripping]
Wow.
- That was my pants. - Yeah, I got that.
Excuse me, gentlemen.
I'm just gonna scooch by you real quick.
I'll be back in a jiffy.
- Uh-huh. - I feel the breeze back there.