Oak: Hello there! Welcome to the world of Pokemon! My name is Oak, tell me are you a boy or a girl?
Oh Oak. Your Alzheimer's gets worse everyday.
[Wooshing noise as the camera zooms in]
*hits*
*laughs* *Hits Again*
AJ: CLEFAIRY CLEFAIRY! CLEFAIRY CLEFAIIIIRRRYYYY!
*Laughs*
Whats that, again?
Dodger: ♪ You can make me fit your favorite trend, be it fire, ice or ... ♪
*licks*
Absol: I am Absol.
Camera Guy: Oh boy. *laughs*
Absol: I'm telling you stuff is going down, beat it!
Misty: Greetings, I'm here to recruit you to my new gym team. Together we shall NEVER be defeated!
Cubone: Uh. I can't swim. *awkward cough*
Oak: Can I join in, I used to be a great Pokemon trainer!
Absol: SHUT UP!
Misty: Oh yoohoo!
Bloach: Hey, how's it going over there?
Misty: She needs some chapstick for her crustic rust!
Misty: Here comes another gym leader, when she walks by boo and hiss!
AJ: Here we go!
[Smash]
[Laughs]
[Dodger mouthing along to "I can fit like furry gloves"]
Dodger: Ohh.
[Laughs]
Off Screen: CLEFAIRY CLEFAIRY!
[Laughing]
Dodger: Hi! I didn't know you were filming.
Camera Guy: I'm evil like that.
Bloach: Yeah, I'm not wearing any pants. So don't pan down.
Miss Bird: What's the story Cubone?
Cubone: Cubone Bone!
Miss Bird: That is such a great story, I am so enthralled.
Cubone: *sad Cubone*
AJ: *crying* CLEFAIRY CLEFAIRY!
Dodger: Don't worry sugar.
Dodger: There's no-one like me in this Pokemon world.
Peter: We might have to try this one a couple of times.
Bloach: Look over there. That's a Magikarp. That ate a Jynx.
Bloach: The Jynx is living inside the Magikarp a la parasite style. A symbiotic relationship.
Bloach: I don't know how it quite works but eventually I'll figure it out once I dissect them. And eat them.
Bloach: That's all I really got to say about that thing though, I think we should just walk away and pretend we never saw it because it'll come for us in the night.
Camera Guy: Probably for the best.
Peter: Alright one more time. Action!
Peter: Action!
[Laughing]
[Clap]
AJ: *in weird voice* Ow. Yeah
[Clap]
AJ: And I'm AJ and when we're not [trails off into gibberish]
Peter: Really.
AJ: And I'm AJ and when we're [trails into gibberish again]
Peter: It's not me this time! Yet... [AJ makes weird noises in the background]
AJ: And I'm AJ and when we're not at the bar, kicking back potions...
Peter: We are making [trails off] what?
Peter: Hi I'm Peter!
AJ: And I'm AJ. And when we are not at the bar kicking back potions... [Awkward Pause] DOT DOT DOT!
Peter: HI! [Laughing]
AJ: Hello! Good evening Los Angeles!
Peter: Something about numbers of musicals. We've done like 28 right?
Peter: And when we're not doing that we are watching... Dexter? [Laughs]
AJ: You sound like you're going to sell somebody a used car...
Peter: Oh sorry.
[Awkward silence and muttering as Peter tries to remember his line.]
Peter: And when we're not doing that we are watching Do- I want to say Dexter every time! Frigging Dexterity, Dodger ugh!
Peter: I'm a special person who can't speak English.
AJ: English is your second language.
Peter: It's my first...
AJ: Shhhh! Nobody has to know! Just start going [speaks gibberish] and we'll tell them it is- *phone ringtone*
Peter: That was probably Dodger right then!
AJ: I hear you're butchering the name of my channel! In the subscribe screen...
Peter: Alright!
Peter: If you liked this song - ugh I'm doing the [weird gibberish]
Peter: *weird voice* If you liked this song. YES!
Peter: If you liked this song... do something and give us money! [Laughs] Ugh!
Peter: If you liked this song, download it on ITunes, Spotify or..... Ganondorf. [Laughs]
AJ (With Ganondorf Impression): What is wrong with you? That is not even website!
Peter: Not yet!
AJ: You can't even get that as an app!
Peter: Not yet!
AJ: The Ganon app.
Both: ♪Du Du Du Du Ganondorf!♪
AJ (Creepy Voice): Right down there. Where my creepy finger is pointing! AHH!
Peter: SH!
Peter: [Sad Noises]
AJ (Creepy Voice): Ahaha! Yes! I am the winner!
Peter: Touche!
Peter: Ow!