Is something wrong?
Who has died?
No one, Manny.
Why would you even think that?
Colombia. Manny went to Pablo Escobar
Elementary School.
If you were pulled out of class, it was
definitely to identify a body.
Well, we.
Got your poncho.
Here. I thought you said it made me look like
my neck was wearing a dress.
That was a joke.
Oh, good. It's still in the pocket.
What do you.
Got there, buddy?
My pan flute. I'm going to play some
Colombian folk music for my new classmates.
Huh?
Great.
I've never been more proud of you.
I'm sure your friends are going to love it.
Break the flute. What?
The poncho by itself is fine.
The poncho plus the flute, plus the stupid
dance. My son will die a virgin.
That's right. Hey, sport, can I take a look
at that whistle? Oh, jeez.
Look at that.
And now you stepped on it.
What?
Oh, darn.
What's wrong with me?
Here. Let me get it. Thank you.
You know, actually, maybe you should do this.
Why? I don't want to bump her head against
the door. You know, pinch her with the seat
belt.
Mitchell, how long are you going to beat
yourself up over one mistake?
Is this going to be like the blonde
highlights all over again?
I just.
I think I suck at being a father.
What are you talking about?
We're new at this.
Yeah, but.
You're such a natural. I mean, look at you.
You walk into the room and she lights up,
you change her diaper with one hand.
I Nice.
I'm actually jealous of you.
But there are so many things that you do that
I can't. You baby proof the entire house.
You took care of all the adoption paperwork.
Without you, we wouldn't even have a baby to
injure.
Just a couple of forms.
Actually, that was a lot of paperwork.
And you got her on all those preschool
waiting lists.
I can't believe you're going to wait until
she was old enough.
You see.
That's what makes us a great team.
We each have our own strengths.
Now, who are amazing parents?
We are. I can't hear you.
We are.
Don't you forget it.
Did we just lock our baby in the car?
Did you put the keys in the bag?
The keys in the bag.
Oh, Mitchell, I told you not to put the keys
in the bag.
Come on. Don't freak out.
Lily, it's okay.
Abc, What are you singing to her?
People get arrested for this.
Mitchell.
H i j k l m n.
Do all four doors lock.
What?
I didn't say anything.
I couldn't hear you. I'm cranking one of my
mash ups. Oh, hey.
Hey. There they are.
How's the first day back in prison?
Fine. Yeah.
What are you guys doing?
Your mom and I are racing to the mailbox on
Sequoia and back.
Why?
I don't know.
Oh, she knows. Hey, buddy.
As soon as I'm done kicking a little mom.
But here, how about I school you in some
Mario Kart?
Can't I work on my journal?
Lame.
Hey, Alex, you.
I have a history paper.
Well, if you want to see a little history
being made right here. Not really.
Okay. Ready.
How are you? I was born ready.
I came out of the womb wearing tiny little
golden wings. Okay.
I'm breaking the window.
Emergency assistance.
This is.
Trina. Help! We. We locked our baby in the
car, and people are judging us.
Swear to God, I'm gonna break it.
Do not break the window. You'll get glass on
her. Sir, please.
Tell your wife to relax.
Everything is going to be okay.
That's a man.
Really? Don't worry.
Lily. Lily, Daddy's coming for you.
Sir, we just sent the signal.
The door should be unlocked.
Check the door. Check the door.
Check the door. It's not unlocked.
Oh. Oh.
Okay. That is amazing.
How did they do that?
I don't know. It's just. We got it.
Thank you. Come from.
Space.
I run five miles a day.
I have a resting heart rate of 48.
There is no way I'm going to lose a two mile
race to Johnny ski pole.
Just saving my energy, drafting off of you.
You feeling cocky?
Yeah, I am.
Love it.
But after seeing that t shirt, I realized
something. The first day of school is tough
on all my kids.
Especially the one I married.
Boop, boop, boop. Afterburners engaged.
Hoo hoo. Don't choke on my smoke.
And down the stretch, he goes.
I don't believe it. Daddy wins.
Do you believe in miracles?
Usa. Usa.
Oh, no.
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my. What was that?
Was that a person? Dad.
I'm good, honey. I'm good.
Oh.
You're getting better, sweetheart.