I don't know about this, but it's quick.
It's a quick punch.
I promise it's not going to hurt.
Shane is pretty much up for anything.
Like he will go along with a lot of my crazy ideas.
Oh, what the freak.
Oh, I have said to him a million times,
why don't you just get that waxed?
But instead he sits on the couch with tweezers
and he plucks the ear hair and his nose.
Hair oh, oh, oh, it's very clear in there.
I have a feeling I'm going to have to pay for this later,
if you know what I mean.
It's wax the nose.
Let's wax the nose.
OK just breathe normal.
I don't know how to feel about this.
Sit right there.
So I texted your mom, and I asked
if I could use her back yard to have, like,
a fun girls' party outdoor at the pool, cocktails.
And, of course, she said, of course, it's just for girls.
So you're not invited.
OK oh, that was a good one.
Yeah listen to what I bought.
I bought.
Oh, I didn't know we were going in again.
That was a tiny one.
Get it out.
I bought, like, an adult size slip and slide.
There was a lot of drama at Nobu and it was very heavy.
You want to tell me to watch it?
But I am hoping that we could just have a great time
and relax at the pool party.
And how can you fight when there's an adult slip n slide?
It looks good.
I will definitely hide all the napkins though.
Is there anything else you think you might want to do?
Yes your butt.
Oh, he likes.
He's very into butts, so.
No, I'm not very into butts.
I'm just not into hairy butts.
Oh, he's not.
He's not into hairy butts, so.
OK, well, let's do it then.
Shane is a butt man.
Yes, I'm going to put out when we get home.
Does that mean butt sex is possible?
OK, I'll let you do that.
Well, I mean, he likes everything.
Oh, but he likes to zero in on the butt.
Oh, my vagina.
A smacks it.
He grabs it, he takes photos of it.
It's a lot of action down there.
It's actually good timing because I'm
going to have a pool party. So there you go.
Now I'll be all.
You'll be the fastest on the slippery slide.
There will be no friction.
Going to be fun.
You know you've done this.
Actually, I've done.
I feel like.
Do you not remember it?
You were little.
When was the last time you think we were here?
Like, five years ago.
Hi, girly.
Hi how are you?
This is how you go on a ferry.
This is how I do it.
This is Grayson.
Grayson, this is Taylor.
Taylor nice to meet you, sweetheart.
This is Alexis.
Hi my daughter, Kennedy.
Kennedy good to see you again.
I met you once at home.
Yes and grace met Kennedy before.
Taylor feels like we are long lost sisters from Oklahoma.
I grew up in Sand Springs.
I know Sand Springs.
We probably are related.
I know I do feel a bond with her because we
were in close quarters in Montana,
and now she calls me Big Daddy.
I don't know why Taylor calls me big daddy, but that's my name.
OK, so what's the plan?
I feel like I want to eat some corn dog or some corn dog.
Something bad.
I want to eat like sugar and corn
and then go get on the gyroscope and then
let's all just turn it up.
Yeah there's your corn dogs.
OK, give me some mustard.
Do you like it on your own.
Don't ask me if I want it on my wiener.
Oh, let's go sit.
Or should I say gray best?
How about right here?
OK, so, girls, your sophomore, junior, junior.
And you're a.
I'm a eighth grade.
Oh, eighth grade.
Really tall. Where is shannon?
I thought you said Shannon was coming.
She's always late.
Shannon runs on Shannon time.
I definitely run on Shannon time.
Lunch, detention.
They, like, know me there.
Kennedy is 16, which I cannot believe.
Look at all of this for you.
Can you believe it?
I want to go upstairs.
You do?
OK she's a regular teenager.
I mean, good days, bad days.
Mad at me, happy with me.
I never know what I'm going to get
when I wake up with Kennedy.
And she probably doesn't with me either.
Hey Hello.
How are you?
Hi, Shannon.
This is Grayson, my 13-year-old.
Nice to meet you.
Hi, sweetie. This is my daughter, Kennedy.
Oh, my gosh.
I totally see.
Really? you're having corn dogs and soft pretzels.
Do you want to go grab ice cream?
I gave you a card.
Yeah oh, you didn't have the corn dog?
Yeah, she picked out a corn dog.
Well, I decided after the cotton candy thing, let me stick in.
A big corn dog in my mouth might not be the best approach.
What's that about?
It's still silly.
Have you been?
How have you been?
Good how are you guys from friday?
I swear to god, it was like a flipping blur.
It was.
How did you feel?
I'm just.
Honestly, I don't know.
I truly.
I don't know what to feel.
I keep going back and replaying, like, why did it
go so South with Tamra and I?