I started playing with the AI uh illustrator and uh God damn it
okay we get it you're on fire okay it was actually a cop car it wasn't a fire truck um it's like a
historical you know like I make stupid pictures in the AI and then and then it'll be historical
or informative and you slowly pan over it I sent you pictures for the for the Cleopatra one
have you seen Cleopatra Netflix it's pretty good oh my God uh okay okay I wish I didn't spend all
of you so funny and I need to send all these to my Twitter first I need to save them on my phone
and then send them to my self so I can bring this up on screen that
okay that's fair that's Cleopatra's father this looks like Bill Cosby
yeah I cast it you can imagine them to be whatever you want and I do
the
you know this is just sneak previews of some of the Magnificent AI art
that makes the story come alive oh look there's Cleopatra's brother husband this
looks like Will Smith but young yeah total me 13. wow I mean is that yeah
I feel like I'm so confused um did you not watch Cleopatra no oh well you
should because mine really represents you to Pickett's move and I made Caesar as uh Tupac
but you can cast it yourself AI is going to be like uh it's gonna replace it seems like a really
interesting AI yeah and now the thing is you you have to uh be creative because it you know it's
kind of a Mormon about making pictures you want now this is Jada Pinkett Smith that's Cleopatra
okay well just so that she feels represented in it what the [ __ ] going on with her hand
oh AI has a problem with hands they haven't figured out how to do hands yet yeah on the
show I don't address it we just slowly pan over the picture like it's historic like if
you're watching Ancient Aliens or something so what can you type in to get these images
um you have to play with it and it's uh hold on there's better ones you know
don't goes too much on the hand there we go you know you have to play with
it well okay not to spoil too much but you know Cleopatra's deal right
no I don't this is our seducing Julius Caesar with her oh God [ __ ] skills she's taking
all my formula owned her yeah she owned her sexuality I don't know if you oh you didn't see
the documentary is that a zucchini no I haven't seen it yet was it good that is a gourd that's
what the computer thought no it's hilarious they make Cleopatra like she does like sword fighting
everybody focused on making her black which like is the least of anything about it like Cleopatra
just to be uh who is interesting is like kind of a butterface actually one of History's butterfaces
okay um and but she worked with what she had and she was known for like I think I scholar I
proved this in a scholarly way on the show but uh supposedly she sucked 100 dicks at a party
like uh she was legendary for that oh wow okay
100. yeah now maybe you don't believe it a lot of people say that's just the Romans bad-mouthing her
but uh I think that it happened because I'll tell you why uh one Egypt didn't have a virginity thing
like Rome did so they didn't have an odometer on on blow jobs and such right right but people
probably didn't count back then that's right and two she called herself the Goddess Isis
and uh the first human recorded the first human record of a [ __ ] written anywhere is in Egypt
really the story of Isis resurrecting her brother Osiris I don't know why they say this is Jesus is
based on this because it doesn't sound like the Jesus story but long story short he was
all he was no that's Marc Anthony played by that backup dancer that she cooked will win
what what yeah so they think Cleopatra blew her brother um now here's something
the so the ptolemic dynasty the reason you know they're not even a little bit black was they were
uh me sedonian Greek and some Syrian and they uh inbred like crazy like she's definitely the
product of generations of incest so it's actually interesting how smart she was because she should
have been you know like King Tut if you ever heard of King Tut oh yeah they thought he was murdered
they thought he was viciously murdered because his uh how his skull is shaped but he's actually
just so inbred that like his skeleton imploded basically just crushed under the weight of the DNA
and he's the only mummy that was found with a full erection he died hard with a mummified erection
and then my favorite is they think it's probably not his erection it might have been the erection
of a servant I don't know but Isis in Greek mythology I mean uh in Egyptian mythology uh her
brother Osiris was like chopped up in pieces and she put them back together but she couldn't find
his penis and so then she made him a new penis out of clay and then began to blow into it until he
came back to life oh my God a little different than the Jesus Christ story I wasn't expecting
a full history lesson today from you curb okay well there's the street derp with Kirby again
um so so that's like uh so she's calling herself that Isis I think she's like a Monica Lewinsky
figure like but but more successful in the long run oh yeah better body she had 20 years ruling
and it was all based on she would go like I said that I can't remember the the writer on blank and
um Plutarch the Roman historian please talk plutard plutard said [Laughter]
you're acting like a real plutard right now plutoid says that she wasn't that hot but
she like worked it like she would make her own perfume and cause and like [ __ ] makeup and then
she's Isis the goddess of [ __ ] oh and also she would take wild bets when she drank her jewelry
once whoa like melt it down and drink it yeah and vinegar I took they had it was called The
Society of the intimidable livers wow how did you learn all this from Jada Pinkett Smith no
I didn't spit doesn't have any of this [ __ ] the thing it sucks about is she doesn't do any because
she's trying to make it like how remember Mulan Disney made a new Mulan and they're like is the
story of how a girl was always great for it's like the inverse of a hero's journey yeah it's
like she suspects she's not great but then she finds out she is great and do anything to earn it
yeah Cleopatra earned it in real life she did they show her like having a sword fight
like her mouth fought a lot of [ __ ] if that's what you mean by a swords she see she yeah someone
in the chat said this was the first recorded CPR I think that's fair to say and it was I didn't even
think of that chat it was the first CPL as well as [ __ ] so that's why I say it's not it like
they get Rome could be like oh you blew 100 guys you suck but that's not how she would look at it
as the goddess of [ __ ] she's like I brought them to ever have a good [ __ ] it's life-giving
really I feel that's what I've heard I can't get up for a while after okay
I can't help but notice are these chains around his neck that seems spicy no uh it looks like
some kind of uh hip necklace okay this is the AI they tell you know right they don't [ __ ] know
what to do and I got an episode about uh Noah uh uh do you know you know the story of Noah right
and the Ark with with the pairs of animals yes
do you know I call it Noah part two
yeah what happened after he got off the ark uh he might have got uh svu'd if you know what I can I
say what happened to Noah on what are we live on you're Live on YouTube so use coded wording
yeah this is a kid about Noah that his son he passed out drunk in his tent
face down ass up basically and uh his son Ham saw his nakedness and then went and told his brothers
and his brother's covered covered Noah they walked in backwards to not see his nakedness
then Noah got up and saw what his son had done to him that's the wording so there's a thousands
of year old debate about what exactly it was done to Noah because Noah got mad when he saw what was
done to him and cursed his Ham's son he was so mad he cursed his grandson his son was named ham
I know listen can I be honest with you I blame Noah for what happened to him I know you're not
supposed to but I also drunken passed out he named his boy ham yeah he got off you know there's a lot
of horses around and he's passing out naked okay that's uh that's nerve-wracking for me
animals I think listen Noah on some level wanted it and I argue this a lot on the show but no then
Kanan gets cursed his uh you understand like that curse of ham it's called The Curse of ham
and that's you know was a justification for slavery and also the guy who founded uh uh
Mormons Joseph Smith his story was the native indigenous Americans that's why their skin was red
because of that story The Curse of ham because now this Dad graped their 600 year old uh
grandfather oh no yeah it's just it's a story that's been used for like over and over again
wow for different things but it's just a hilarious story to base like a you know
like a thing of like the God said we could live here but like there's these other people here
how come they would be living here oh this is why they're here it's okay you clear them out like
you know what their dad their great great Granddad did to Noah and their cars love
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