(Wild Rides Drag Racing Compilation)
Our lady of blessed acceleration
don't fail me now
(Rat Trap Fuel Altered)
No chutes!
Whoaa...dam* it!!
(I'd be out of breath too)
You okay?
I'm fine.
Yeeehaaaa!
(Ron Capss in the Blue Max Funny Car)
C'mon...hold that clutch in, Capps!
Boom goes the dynamite!
(Willys gasser crash)
That's gonna leave a mark.
On the passenger door.
(onboard top fuel dragster)
Wait for it
Poooomph!
(That's not even a word)
Ewwww!
The bane of NTF
Whoa, Nellie!
Love nitro motorcycles!
Until they do that.
Nostalgia Top Fuel Dragster crash)
Driver okay...car not so much.
(nitro A/Fuel dragster onboard)
I hate when that happens.
(stabs throttle out of frustration)
(nitro nostalgia funny car crash)
(wincing)
(thrills and spills)
That sucked.
Kaboom!
Driver was eventually okay.
Now we are inside a funny car
(1/8th mile track)
(shutting down)
Uh-oh...transmission line blows!
Not only is that hot
but slicker than cow slobber on a door knob.
Hey...no cutting in front of me!
Oh, man!
(dude...you make a better door than window)
(now car's on fire with driver door against wall)
(thankful he was okay)