Ladies and gentlemen all the way from inside a bathtub
completely filled with ice and gin
give it up for your host. The one, the only
James Corden!
Thank you
so much.
Thank you
for coming out everybody. I appreciate it. Let's take
a look and see what I guess are on the show tonight, you know
him from Black Adam to all the boys to all
of the boys movies and he's starring in a brilliant upcoming Netflix series called
the recruits the always Charming the always glorious Noah
sent a nail is here.
Here, how are you know, how are you? I
am very well. It's so nice to see you. Have you been everything good? Yes
can't complain how to complain. How are you? Yeah more I'm
very well bless you for asking. I like this hoodie. What
does it says? We're not friends, dude.
It doesn't know it says that's the name of the brand. We're friends James.
I love you. We've made this very clear. Yeah, it feels
it feels pointed. Yeah. It's
It feels pointed to you've not been here in a while, you know
and about a year since you've been on the show, you've
been shooting the recruit and you think what should I wear the first
time I see him on the show. I think I'll wear a hoodie that says
we are not friends. I mean, I feel like
the the footage in my mouth here. I mean, I'd like to make it up to you somehow. I
just don't really
Really don't really know I so wish I'd worn that jacket that
says, you know.
Incredibly talented actor and the creator of
this season's number one new show fire
country right here on CBS. The absolutely
brilliant Max chariots is here
tonight.
It's so nice
to see how's it going? It's good. It's good. We like
the digs here. We're you know enjoying our time and getting ready
to come out there and have some fun. That's right. Oh we are just leave the room
in the same condition that you find here and tip the bar staff
on the way out. That's all I can't promise the first thing but I
will make sure to tip the bars out bless you Max Terriers everybody.
And this is exciting guys. They are a brilliant all-female tap
dance band They amass. Oh, they've amassed
over 100 million views globally
online. They've worked with everyone from Beyonce to Pharrell
their founder. Chloe Arnold is an Emmy
nominated choreographer for her work here on The Late Late
Show anything you've seen where we've had dancers the crosswalk. The
musicals is all down to Chloe and she's just most recently
choreographed the brilliant new Apple TV plus film
spirited, please welcome. It's an honor to have
him here the wonderful Chloe Arnold and Cinco Painted
Ladies.
How are you Chloe again? I'm great. Thank
you. We're so happy to be here. So exciting. I'm so
happy to see you. Can I be honest though? It's hard to introduce you and
your syncopated ladies and nothing about that wave was
remotely syncopated.
Can we try it one more time? Chloe shut up. Wave. Okay,
okay, five six, seven eight, Chloe Arnold
and syncopated ladies.
Straight I gave you such a big I gave
you such a big up there Chloe.
Stick around there performance is incredible. I'm so
happy you're here Chloe Arnold and single Painted Ladies.
Every shirt I'm James Gordon this this is The Late Late Show.
So
I like it. We know a Cincinnati is here.
Solid guy. Oh, yeah. Well, I know you you
like it when he's here for different reasons Lauren. It's not
he had the room open or the
door open in two screen room and his shirt was off and
Very it's very
unprofessional but I was lingering about it. Yeah, why
so many members of staff were up in the Green Room earlier
now, I know why hey in his new show.
No his new show he the recruits right? He plays a CIA
employee.
Band Reggie who on The Late Late
Show staff. Do you think would make the best spies? I
think it's her guard because of all of her languages. God would
be a good spice like a female Bond. Yeah.
Yeah, Scotty, Scotty. Oh,
yeah. Scotty is a spy. He's so stuff. Yeah.
so
so Scotty still yeah, you
try to discreetly move
that camera behind that
curtain. It's the least stealth
thing I've ever seen. It's like
let's go with occasionally on the show will
be doing the show here and Scotty stealthily has
to move through those curtains and perhaps move
somewhere else on the set. Right? So I'll be
doing, you know, some of that let me break it down for you and while
I'm doing that this is what's happening. It's this mind
out Scotty move out one minute mind out. This is
what's happening. Just yeah unplug unplug here. This
is what's happening. Is this right you get
this? Okay. It's all be saying.
I'll be saying you know and he's here right and
then and then someone will say into it like Tim mancinelli.
Can you say over the speakers say Scotty as
quietly as you can just try and
move to the to the back of the set.
Scotty is quietly as you can can you
just move into place gonna
He would be the single worst spy
on planet Earth.
It's that
time it's time for the news.
And earlier today the Trump organization
was found guilty of criminal tax fraud
after a jury convicted the organization on
all 17 counts the first criminal
conviction against one of Donald Trump's companies.
There's no word yet on how this is going to impact Trump's
re-election campaign. The reason for that
is because it probably won't
Executives in the organization received fancy Apartments
mercedes-benzies even private school
tuition for relatives. None of which they
paid tax on and I just I just
want to ask
are they hiring?
because a lot of us are free after April and it's
did this really need a jury tax fraud
is basically Trump's whole thing, isn't it? It's like
tax frauds long ties doing this
with his hands.
That's the whole show.
And an encore of the YMCA. That's basically
While the organization was found guilty there were no
charges against Donald Trump himself, and I don't get this. How
is the organization guilty? But not Donald Trump.
This is like if McDonald's got in trouble, but the hamburger
got off scot-free.
you
you bastards.
Don't think you're not complicit in this Lauren.
And John there Tim and John there. We had
a long discussion about this Rob and I were very much
in the camp that the joke would work better if McDonald's was
charged and Ronald McDonald got off.
Scott free.
Ah, yes, you know, I'm not
gonna try it. I'm not gonna shut you
know what, you know, I'd like you to do.
I'm like the both of you to go and sit on the steps of whoa.
Okay, I would like you
to I would like the pair of you. I would like the pair of you now to go
and sit at the top step there and
think about what you've done. Okay?
No, hang on wait. Wait, wait, no team
John come back. Come back come back. They
should not be applauded.
So come back come back.
And I would like this to be I would like this to be closer to
Game of Thrones.
Okay, so my pitch was it would
be like if McDonald's got her own charges Ronald McDonald
got off scott free and he's going it's clearly the Hamburglar.
Thank you. Madam. Okay, so
shame.
Shame obviously. It's the audience's faults
actually obvious. Shame Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame.
Shame. Shame. Shame Shay.
Oh, he's a sit there.
Think about what you've done.
In other potential bad news, in other potentially bad
news to the former president the chair of the January sit committee
said today that the committee will in fact issue criminal
referrals to the to the Department of Justice. He
gave no other information about who exactly would be
referred or what charges but if
you want to find out who it is just tune into this season of The
Masked Singer.
Look out for the panda. That's all I'm saying.
Why is he being so coy about he's like a certain
someone I'm not going to say who?
And I hurt their feelings.
In other news last night the president and the first lady hosted
the White House Congressional ball and an annual holiday
party for members of Congress here. They are last night.
Look at the president there. Look at that.
He looks like he's walking into the place thinking he's about to Absol.
the limbo contest
it was the first of many White House holiday parties this
season, which means it was the first of many times and Aid had
to lean in and say to the president sir. Holding up
mistletoe isn't really appropriate anymore.
And this is true according to some journalists
at the event of the White House last night people were
complaining about the food that was served at the
Congressional ball. The complaint seems to be that there wasn't enough food
and that it wasn't as good as the Obama years.
The guy a break Biden grew up during the Great Depression.
That said there were no complaints about the food from Bernie Sanders
who bought his own Ziploc full of tuna fish.
wasn't
as the things that aren't as good as the Obama years
the food of the holiday party isn't even close.
To the top of that list.
You heard about Elon Musk telling Twitter employees that they need to
work harder. Well, as a result musk has
converted some of the empty Twitter offices into bedrooms
for when employees are there overnights. Yeah,
that's what he's doing or he could just you know, not fire
half the staff.
The crazy deal guys, we gotta work twice as hard and
half of you a fight.
Must converted offices to bedroom. So that Twitter employees
can work through the night work through
the night all of this so that somebody somewhere named
Harry pothead 69.
can sweet
lunch is a vibe.
This is overkill. You don't need a fancy room with a queen size bed to sleep
at work just ask Louis, Weymouth.
Who regularly how many times have you slept
at work Louis? I mean I'm falling asleep now, okay.
You about this latest Fitness craze here in
Los Angeles. It's working out while High new
companies are popping up in response to research
showing some marijuana users report more pleasure
from combining cardio and cannabis.
Not for me.
If I went to the gym stoned, I just spent two
hours bouncing one of those yoga balls.
I'd eat 19 protein bars and then just
fall asleep on a treadmill.
Wonder if this is really a craze like is it actually
a craze everyone in Los Angeles seems to be stoned all
the time.
Eventually a couple of those people are going
to go to the gym.
It's true. One of the new cannabis friendly workouts is called
stoned and toned.
Yeah, yeah bit strange Elise is healthier than the new
gym down the street, which is coked and yoked.
And that's the news we'll be right back.